Topic: Last Meal?

Imagine the scene - you are the world famous Otter murderer, who has finally been captured after your reign of terror. You have been sentenced to be killed to death, in the head. So you are on death column (which runs perpendicular to death row) and it is time for your last meal... what would you have?

You can pick everything apart from mango... they are out of season.

My grandmother's thanksgiving: Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry salad, green bean casserole, rolls, and homemade applesauce with choice of apple, pumpkin, and blueberry pie with ice cream for dessert. Yum.

2 Salmon en croute, baby new potatoes with a little butter, mange tout and baby sweetcorn.

Tiramisu for desert.

Canada Dry Ginger Ale
5-Guys hamburger
McDonalds Large Fries
leftover flapjacks (not pancakes...flapjacks)
dessert would be a Hardees Milkshake or a Chocolate Devotion Creation from Cold Stone Creamery (with banannas instead of chocolate chips).

With any luck, I'd die of a heart attack or sugar overload before they even put me in the chair.

McDonalds Fries*12
McDonalds Hamburger*6
Wendys Chicken Nuggets*4 W/Salt
Wendys Large Vanilla Frosty*8
New York Pizzeria Large Cheese Pizza*2

I'd probably die from over-eating before I'd even die by the death column.

P.S. I absolutely love this one sentence (especially the part in bold):

It's much better proper English than I ever could type.

I'd ask them to dismantle and feed me the death column equipment, so then I cannot be put to death. Severe indigestion is an unfortunate but necessary side-effect of my escape plan.

Ask for jalepenos so I can squirt the juice in there eyes and escape.

I would ask for a green 1-up mushroom.
_{you'd think it would be obvious...}

There was a King of the Hill episode where Dale, Bill and Boomhauer all decided to prepare last meals, but when the time came to eat them they got freaked out that if they actually ate the meals that they'd get struck dead. =)

MANG-

...oh. Nevermind.

Aha, but time has passed since I posted, and as we all learnt in school, the mango off-season is but a short time... they are now back in season.

Just as nature giveths, however, she takeths away - no Pistachios. The great Pistachio plague of 2010 has struckeths.

I ask for the worlds rarest truffle so while they spent all there time trying to find it, i could escape.

A beer, a cigar, and a Feenie.

lol.
I would eat like twenty bags of Hot Cheetos, myself.

Just one beer?

Screw that, just one Feenie?

What V8Ninja said sounds pretty good.

EDIT: Minus the burger.

I would eat a 1-up shroom with a side of mashed potatoes and survive!

Pepperoni and Cheese pizza.

+1

A slab of pork spareribs with apricot sauce.
A side of potato au gratin.
A tall glass of Coke Zero, with lemon, minimal ice.
A salad with cherry tomatos and raspberry vinaigrette dressing.
A fudge brownie topped with vanilla ice cream, and whipped cream (leave the bottle).

Yeah, I think I'd be killed to death happy after that.