Topic: Iwata stopped by the house yesterday

good lord, how drunk did you get that poor man? ravings like that are probably a side effect of alcohol poisoning... get him to a hospital, quick! DDD:

Uh oh. We're in trouble now. Sexy Poker 2? Lonely nerds and jokers UNITE!

I heard Sexy Poker 2 is going to come bundled with the Vitality Sensor.

@TheblackDragon ok lol thanks for explaining
@Supersonic1990 YAY! (jk)

It'll keep records of a person's final heart beats as they die from extreme dissappointment.

why would sexy poker 2 be dissapointing in any way??
Iwata stopped by the other day took all my food and ran away

Iwata stopped by last night,took a huge dump then was upset that there was no facility to record his bowel movement on NL's forums.He said he won't be visiting anyone from here again unless you reinstate the Daily Log!

Lol poor Iwata stopped by my house today and had me sign a petition to reinstate "Daily Log" on this too. he also tried to sell me girl scout cookies

I just got a text from Iwata, he said he passed by earlier and knocked on the door in hope of using the loo. He said I was out, oops, I was watching the Avatar trailer really loud and didn't hear him.

why can't iwata use his own crapper?

Because Miyamoto stoled it.

I don't know, I'll text him and found out.

shiggy would NEVER do that! we are best friends!

plz to not be telling me Shiggy's actually entertaining Clickety's 'Wii Wee' idea from the horseback-riding peripheral patent thread... o_O;;;;;

Sort of...

Iwata and Miyamoto were at my party last night. When Iwata drunkenly passed out, Miyamoto, giggling, told me that he had designed the vitality sensor to simulate the feeling of having your finger submerged in warm water.

Needless to say, I'm pretty pissed neither of them were willing to front the money to get my sofa steam cleaned in the morning.

@The Black Dragon-Sadly, yes. Miyamoto said you can combine the Wii Wee, the Vitality Sensor, and Wii Motion Plus into the Wii Bathroom Simulator. The Wii Bathroom Simulator will be released in 2010 and will be bundled and compitable with The Legend of Zelda Wii (don't ask ). It will also be compitable with Sexy Poker 2. The golden age of the Wii is here!

Iwata stopped by the house yesterday. He brought a 12-pack of Rolling Rock and a plastic bag full of microwave burritos. He wanted in on the GabeGreens karaoke action.

Unfortunately, he just wanted to sing Don't Go Breakin' My Heart with theblackdragon. I told him we already sang it, and he slapped me in the nuts.

IT'S A ZOMBIE THREAD!!! There's just...no...killing it! Very frightened emoticon here

Hey Chicken, you shouldn't take that sitting down. Fight back!

hahaha, Wario and Gabe better watch out, because it was all four of us singing that one song

Iwata stopped by my house yesterday, he brought Miyamoto and Kondo. We all wore Rooster Hats and played Beatles Rock Band

WE R TEH NEXT BEATALLZ!!!