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1. Posted: Wed 23rd Sep 2009 02:03 BST
Is there anyone here who has a teacher (of any class) who has shared a story that was so hilarious, it was worth mentioning in every level, and has cured any type of depression? If so, that's really great. I thought of sharing a story my Algebra 3 teacher told us today, but before I begin...Who wants to start?I'm not one that always wants to start the threads that I make, so I give an opportunity for other users to do so. I'd also like you all to share your teacher(s)' funny tales as well (if you feel like it).
Edited on Wed 23rd September, 2009 @ 02:06 by WanderFan91
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2. Posted: Fri 16th Oct 2009 00:45 BST
Once, my teacher Mr. Kotef farted in class!
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3. Posted: Fri 16th Oct 2009 00:46 BST
... o... kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay................
4. Posted: Fri 16th Oct 2009 02:18 BST
Oh gross! What did he say after?
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5. Posted: Fri 16th Oct 2009 02:21 BST
Well I am a teacher and I actually have more funny anecdotes about students..not sure you would like that..
6. Posted: Fri 16th Oct 2009 02:24 BST
@buffalobob - Oooh, oooh!! Please, enlighten us? Please, please, please, please, please??
7. Posted: Fri 16th Oct 2009 02:31 BST
Well today I was teaching them Power Point and I asked them to make a presentation about France and one kid had a hard time finding the current king of france
Me: Daniela, France doesn't has kings!She: yes they do! they had king and parlmentMe: that's spain!She: also france!Me: have you forgot the French Revolution?!She: what the hell is that?
...and they are on high school shudders
8. Posted: Fri 16th Oct 2009 02:47 BST
My English teacher my junior year of high school was hot.
This is neither funny nor really a story, but she was a teacher, I'll give her that.
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9. Posted: Fri 16th Oct 2009 02:50 BST
My spanish teacher used to pour ice cold water down some guy's shirt every time he slept. I also must mention that his snores echoed in the classroom.
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10. Posted: Fri 16th Oct 2009 02:50 BST
Last year, my English teacher would give us word searches half the time, no one liked her, she was gullible, it was hell.
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11. Posted: Fri 16th Oct 2009 02:53 BST
My Sophmore year (high school) my Geometry teacher was doing a problem, then he discovered something different about it and said "What the hell?!" and we all laughed. That's all I got.
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12. Posted: Fri 16th Oct 2009 02:54 BST
once my teacher sent a kid outside because he was misbehaving. then it started raining and my teacher forgot about him outside there. he stayed outside for the rest of the period
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13. Posted: Fri 16th Oct 2009 02:54 BST
^I feel bad for that kid.
14. Posted: Fri 16th Oct 2009 02:57 BST
I feel sorry for the rain. Poor rain, having to rain on some ungrateful little dude when all it wanted to do was make the grass grow. How sad.
15. Posted: Fri 16th Oct 2009 02:58 BST
Did he learn his lesson?
16. Posted: Fri 16th Oct 2009 10:56 BST
My teacher once stood up and he had a...
Well, let's just say that this was teacher is a man and IT was pointing outwards
Edited on Fri 16th October, 2009 @ 10:56 by Terra
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17. Posted: Fri 16th Oct 2009 13:39 BST
My teacher once stood up and he had a...Well, let's just say that this was teacher is a man and IT was pointing outwards
Don't man, we had a dodgy teacher who used to sneakily rub himself on the corner of girls desks. The freak!
My favourite moment was in the middle of a GCSE exam. A teacher, who just happened to be a neurotic psycho b**** who everyone hated, sat on the edge of a desk which collapsed beneath her. This caused much pain for her, and much hilarity for 50+ pupils who were supposed to be silent. We were soon hushed, but you could hear random sniggers throughout the rest of the exam. Ahahahaha! Serves her right for sending me into the hall all those times.
On a more serious note. I had a teacher in lower school, who took great pleasure in giving us the slipper, even girls, and boy did it sting, so much so you couldn't sit down properly for a while. He took it too far the ****, it was very painful and very embarrassing. One day a parent caught us talking about it quietly in the yard after school, having questioned us about it further, he marched into the school with his sleeves rolled up. My friends and I glanced at each other briefly, before chasing after him in excitement. There hasn't been many moments in my life that were as fulfilling as watching Mr Campbell get nailed to the wall then slapped about, in view of the children he had spanked in front of the class so many times. Ha!
Edited on Fri 16th October, 2009 @ 13:40 by Machu