"1 - Awful This game is a shambling mockery of a game. You should be insulted that someone thought you were dumb enough to even consider buying this turd. If you ever see a rating of a one DO NOT even consider buying this game. RUN for your life!"
I'm pretty sure it's not one of the worst games ever. x.x It should get a 4, or at least something above 1.
Killer Instinct! Super Mario Kart Super Smash Bros. Custom Robo Dr. Mario 64 Excitebike 64 Mario Party Mario Party 2 Mario Party 3 Pokemon Stadium Dr. Mario 64 Excitebike 64
Mostly I just want to see Killer Instinct and N64 releases. Seriously, where are all the N64 games?
^Yes, because lots of people like playing Mega Man games with a GCN controller with reversed controls. >_> Plus the VC version has suspend save (!) and operations guides.
Anyways, Capcom. I really want to see Mega Man 4-6. I loved the first three! =D And Resident Evil 1 and 2 if they count.
^But the thing is, if there was someone obsessed with porno/nudity (I sure as heck am not x_x), they wouldn't be playing POKER to look at it, they would just look it up I guess.
Okay, until Nintendo releases at least three VC games a week and starts releasing good games frequently, there's no way to assume any other week may be good. _
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Re: Japan Gets 20 More Namco Arcade Games
Wii's Virtual Console and Wiiware, and 360's Live Arcade seem to go together well for me.
Virtual Console has the console-exclusive games, while Live Arcade has the best versions of the arcade games.
Re: Tales of Monkey Island Chapter 2 on PC Tomorrow, WiiWare "Soon After"
The first was laggy as heck and had tons of glitches.
Unless they can somehow update the first, there's no way I'm getting this.
Re: Japan Gets 20 More Namco Arcade Games
Kind of funny how all these arcade games get announced as soon as I get a 360.
Ya, I got a 360 and I'm loving it. =D
But I like my Wii too.
Wii60 FTW.
Re: Review: Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 1 (WiiWare)
Okay, I got this game, and while the story is good...
The lag is just plain rediculous.
It is REALLY noticeable.
There are sound errors too, and the lip syncing keeps slowing down.
What kind of port is this!?
Re: Review: Smash Table Tennis (Virtual Console / NES)
"1 - Awful
This game is a shambling mockery of a game. You should be insulted that someone thought you were dumb enough to even consider buying this turd. If you ever see a rating of a one DO NOT even consider buying this game. RUN for your life!"
I'm pretty sure it's not one of the worst games ever. x.x
It should get a 4, or at least something above 1.
Re: Review: Metroid (Virtual Console / NES)
I'd give it a 8/10 personally.
I like it a ton.
Re: The Legend of Kage
This game's not bad people.
I've played it and it's pretty fun.
Re: Nintendo Download 04-05 August 2009 (JAPAN)
What the hell is up with this?
We get 4 maybe 5 games a week, and they get 17!?
Come on NoA, use some common sense.
Re: Sexy Poker - ESRB Rated Sans Nudity
Perverts. <_<
Re: Review: Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a Darklord (WiiWare)
$57 in DLC?
What the heck!?
Re: Nyx goes on a Furry Quest
inb4 furry jokes
Re: What Nintendo games do you want to see on the Virtual Console?
Killer Instinct!
Super Mario Kart
Super Smash Bros.
Custom Robo
Dr. Mario 64
Excitebike 64
Mario Party
Mario Party 2
Mario Party 3
Pokemon Stadium
Dr. Mario 64
Excitebike 64
Mostly I just want to see Killer Instinct and N64 releases.
Seriously, where are all the N64 games?
Re: Take on Doc Louis in a Club Nintendo Exclusive Punch-Out!! Game
Guys, the hat you could easily just get off of eBay.
The game is a one-time thing.
Re: What Capcom games do you want to see on the Virtual Console?
Also, 1942 on the VC arcade.
I love that game.
Re: What Capcom games do you want to see on the Virtual Console?
^Yes, because lots of people like playing Mega Man games with a GCN controller with reversed controls. >_>
Plus the VC version has suspend save (!) and operations guides.
Anyways, Capcom.
I really want to see Mega Man 4-6. I loved the first three! =D
And Resident Evil 1 and 2 if they count.
Re: What SEGA games do you want to see on the Virtual Console?
Also, Pole's Big Adventure!
Where is that for us? =P
Don't forget Sonic and Knuckles. =3
Re: US Rock Band promotion yields free Nintendo Points
Hey, even if its only 200 points, that's still pretty neat considering you aren't limited to Rock Band songs.
Re: Review: Karate Phants: Gloves of Glory (WiiWare)
Daaaaang.
Also, why do there have to be motion controls in a fighting game?
What's wrong with buttons?
Re: What SEGA games do you want to see on the Virtual Console?
SONIC AND KNUCKLES!!
Re: Interviews: Super Meat Boy - Team Meat
@55: Well, for one, they joke about the audience being "a bunch of d*cks".
Re: Review: Bit.Trip Core (WiiWare)
This game is freaking awesome.
REALLY hard though. XD
Re: Bit.Trip Core
And the spiral beats aren't random.
They follow a pattern.
For example: R D L U R D L U R D L U, L D R U L D R U L D R
Re: Bit.Trip Core
Guys, they announced on their site that the save bug was fixed for this game. =)
BTW, I got the game and it's great.
But wow, it is HARD.
Re: Talking Point: Bit Boy!! Took 50 Times More Work Than Bit.Trip?
To all of you saying all THREE of the BPlus games are bad, you are aware that NintendoLife gave Niki a 8/10, right?
Re: Review: Art Style: CODE (DSiWare)
This game's really good actually.
I'd give this game a 9.
Re: Talking Point: Bit Boy!! Took 50 Times More Work Than Bit.Trip?
WiiBoy though, I do like the ideas for your games though (I actually liked Niki personally), and hope to see more games from you guys. =D
Re: Luigi WAS in Super Mario 64
All will be explain in 2041. =P
Re: Review: Super Smash Bros. (Virtual Console / Nintendo 64)
Makes me wonder why they don't just add the user ratings again, it would solve all the debates.
Re: Eduardo the Samurai Toaster Coming to WiiWare Next Monday
After two and a half years, my Wii finally decides it needs to be sent in for repair and that's when all these awesome announced weeks take place. x.x
Re: Oh No, There's a Zombie Panic in Wonderland
Wow, this looks pretty neat. =D
Re: Swords & Soldiers Out in North America Next Monday
Too bad I'm sending my Wii in for repairs soon. x.x
Anyways, nice to see more announcements being made.
Re: Nintendo Download: Flip Champs, Final Fantasy IV, Boulder Dash (US)
FF4:TAY and Boulderdash?
Nice.
Re: Nintendo Download: 2 June 2009 (Japan)
Order looks pretty neat.
As for Hopping Mappy, never heard of it. What's it like?
Re: Nintendo Download: Space Harrier Arcade, Fish'em All and Art Style: NEMREM (EU)
I hope that the Fish game does well.
Looks very fun. =D
Re: Interviews: Fish'em All! - Abylight
Looks very fun, I just hope the controls are good.
Re: Taito Announces More Retro-tastic Games
All except Rainbow Islands seem great. =D
Re: WiiWare Poker Game Too Sexy For Australia
^But the thing is, if there was someone obsessed with porno/nudity (I sure as heck am not x_x), they wouldn't be playing POKER to look at it, they would just look it up I guess.
Re: WiiWare Poker Game Too Sexy For Australia
Oh come on.
It's pretty obvious the game isn't being focused on the gameplay, people.
It seems like an excuse for some people to watch nudity. x.x
Re: Nintendo Download: 26 May 2009 (Japan)
Yay Final Fantasy.
And Arkanoid Plus looks great. My favorite WiiWare games are ones that are remakes/deluxe versions of older games. =D
Re: Nintendo Download: Masks, Crystals, Chess and Art (US)
It took them a while, but Nintendo got an awesome week. =D
MAJORA'S MASK, and along Crystal Defenders R2 and another Art Style game. __
Re: Check Out Some Final Fantasy IV: The After Years Gameplay
The game looks good but...
Are they seriously expecting us to own nine seperate games??
That's almost an entire page!
Re: Review: Family Pirate Party (WiiWare)
Two things are making me laugh.
1. This got rated E10+, for jiggle effects, in a FAMILY game. XD
2. DLC? You gotta be kidding me.
Re: Nintendo Download: Fantasy Zone II, Rainbow Islands and More Magic (EU)
FZ2 looks neat though.
Re: Bit.Trip Bug!
Either way, I'm glad to see a sequal to this game is coming out. =D
They should make more Atari-styled games, I love the idea.
Re: Bit.Trip Bug!
Why couldn't they just update it on the Wii Shop Channel?
And don't tell me it's not possible because Dr. Mario did that, along with multiple VC games.
Re: Interviews: Cocoto Platform Jumper - Neko Entertainment
"We got only a few reviews, and most of them were rather positive.
For example, in a major french video game magazine, we got a 12/20 rating."
Let's see, last I checked, a 12/20 is basically a D+ in grading terms.
Re: Nintendo Download: Clubhouse Games, Paper Planes, Platforms and Warring States (US)
Okay, until Nintendo releases at least three VC games a week and starts releasing good games frequently, there's no way to assume any other week may be good.
_What the hell Nintendo.
Re: Controversial Super Meat Boy Advertisement
Erm, isn't that kind of offending to vegetarians? =
Re: Oh my, LEGO Rock Band!
Ah hell no, this isn't happening.
Re: Nintendo Download: 28 April 2009 (Japan)
Harvest Moon looks neat.