Topic: The "Misguided Recipe" Game

Mario's Mystery Surprise Adventure
_{This adventure for two is action-packed fun! You and a friend each wear a cap (Mario or Luigi), divide five 1-Up Mushrooms between you (giving you three lives each...what? I did the math - 2.5 1-Up Mushrooms + your current life = 3 lives) and jump into the Warp Pipe for a Mario adventure on a fun scale of 15/10 (again, I did the math - an adventure in the Nintendoverse is at least 50% more fun than any other video-game-based adventure)! Get yours today!}

Mario Kart: Bike Mayhem
_{In this game, 100 characters from across the Marioverse compete in a Grand Prix consisting of 750 courses. In order to compress the game to fit on a standard Wii Optical Disc, 500 Chargin' Chucks were forced to squash down the code until it could be layered onto the disc easily. Many characters are introduced to the series (Mouser, Tatanga, Metal Wario and even Baby Waluigi!), but due to file constraints, both Mario and the traditional karts are removed. Luma has been added as a power-up, which fills the player with cheer using the new EmotionPlus attachment for the Wii Remote! Get your copy today!}

_{You are most welcome, LumaBuddy...}

INGREDIENTS
12 Gold Pieces
1 99 Silver Piece Store
1 Exchange Rate of 10 Silver Pieces to Each Gold Piece
1 NPC Who Sends You On a Quest to Get:
_{-5 Apples (Priced at 1 Silver Piece each)
-1 dozen Eggs (Priced at 2 Silver Pieces each or 21 Silver for 1 dozen)
-1 75lb. Turkey (Priced at 1 Silver Piece per pound)
-Instructions to Bring Back the Change}
1 Boring Math-Related D&D Adventure

Math Quest: Silver and Gold Editions

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to make real life into a video game?! Well the Sims doesn't count, so we here at Terrible Games Incorporated have to decided to answer this question for you by making a game about real life, which is, as we all know, immensely boring!!!! So we took the most boring things that we could think of (math and D and D (played by yourself)) and combined them into Math Quest: Silver and Gold Editions!!!! In our new game you get to run exciting tasks like buying five apples (just like you would in real life!!!!), buying one dozen eggs (just like you would in real life!!!!), and buying one seventy-five pound turkey (just like you would in real life!!!!)!!!! Buy it now for only twelve gold pieces or for the low, low cost of one ninety-nine piece sliver store!!!! But it while supplies last!!!! lol

Ingredients:
Three Italian Mountain Climbers (Serenaded By Frank Sinatra)
Two Million Monkeys (Coached by Jimmy Johnson)
One Extra Large Liger (Wearing a Frog Skin Shoe)
329,009 Half-Eaten Gummy Bears (Covered with Lima Beans)
Seventeen Extra Long Midgets (Basted with Rocks)
Six Degrees of Separation (Warmed with Mustard)

The Mountain Climber's Tasty Special

_{A delicious meal for when you're on the go and climbing mountains Be Aware that this dish may make you lose track due to it's deliciousness and it has been responsible for quite alot of deaths}

Ingredients:
1 Bowl of Orange Rice (Taken Straight from the Jungle
2 Shiny Plasma TVs (Extra Delicious cause I stole them)
1 Strand of Albert Einstein's hair (Imported Straight from Germany)
18 Max Revives (Bathed in Pikachu Saliva)

Maximum Orange Plasma Hair

Are you tired of having boring old messy hair?! Do you wish that you could replace it with stylish but overbearingly brightly colored hair?! Well, wish no longer my friends because unlike the Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted) thread, in this thread, our wishes come true and stay that way!!!! What you need is our new Maximum Orange Plasma Hair!!!! The makers of Fiery, Dusty, Poop Kiss from post number sixty-two and Sweet, Sour, and Rich Marshmallow Carrots from post number seventy-seven have done it again with Maximum Orange Plasma Hair!!!! With Maximum Orange Plasma Hair, you'll go from looking like this:

...to looking like this...

...in just twenty short years!!!! So make sure to get your Maximum Orange Plasma Hair today!!!! Supplies may not last much longer!!!! lol

Ingredients:
Thirty-Seven Mutant Lemurs (Frosted with Butter)
One-Half Pound of Diced Penguins (Topped with 4,490,409 Mexican Afros)
One to many German, Deep-fried Cow Dolls (Stolen from the First National Bank of Australia)
Three Angry Birds (Lightly Tickled by Chuck Norris)
Ninety-Nine Bottles of Soap on the Wall (Worked Overnight for Seventeen Years)
One Big Ship Sailing to Narnia (Heavily Powdered with Bavarian Monkey Juice)

World Cuisine in a Boat
Are you tired of going every where just to go get your favorite food??
Well now You can find all the world's food IN A BOAT
_{Comes with The Lonely Island's hit single I'm on a Boat}

Ingredients
13 Fresh Blue Bedsheets
1 Block of Wood
37 Frosted Alpacas
13 Mutant Chicken Wings
67 Bacon Strips
35 Balls of Yellow Kitten Fur

Jumbo Hot Dogs
_{This delicious, nutritious snack is made from a selection of mystery ingredients - all we'll say is it does have meat in it! This dish is popular with tourists, bed-makers, on-the-go individuals, and, for some unknown reason, beavers. It's best eaten in a long bun, and topped with ketchup, mustard, cheese, onion - any topping you like. It's the ultimate delicacy for food-lovers and puzzle-solvers everywhere! Eat yours today!}

1 Revived Nintendo Life Thread
1 Cookie
3 Cheers from Pure Gamer, Thread Creator

LOL

Ultimate Nintendo Life Cookie
_{a delicious cookie brimming with news, talking points, features and news signed by all the NLife users}

Ingredients

14 Large Letters

2 Electric Soda Cans
1 Huge TV Screen
Higlited Letters
5 Wii 2s
3 Apples inside apples