Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Here's a fun little game I've started on several forums. One person will make a wish, then another person grants that wish, but twists it around so it ends up corrupted. Then that guy would make another wish.

Example:
Guy 1: I wish good Wii games weren't $50.

Guy 2: Granted, now they are $60.
I wish BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Then another person would grant that wish and make another one.

So, I'll start.

I wish the Classic Controller Pro was released in NA already.

GRANTED it is, but not in your town yet.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

The CC Pro was released in NA already, but it only came in pink and is now discontinued.
I wish Scribblenauts 2 is better than the original.

It came out to and was made by Ubisoft.

I want a game sytem that plays every game ever made!!!

Granted, but you had to play them all with the Original NES Controller.

I wish I really was a stick character with a Wii Zapper.

Granted, you now live on a sheet of paper.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you live alone on a desert isle with no electricity.

I wish I had more money.

Granted, but then the police take you away and you go to jail for theft.
I wish I could move things and set them on fire using only my mind!!

jaw51, granted, but you now permanently live under the supervision of the government in a fireproof room that measures 10x10 feet.

(this thread has been made before)
@Jaw51, granted, but the first thing you test your newfound powers on is your butt
i wish that this wish was unable to be corrupted

briunj04, granted, but every other wish you make after will be corrupted.

I wish I had the Tatsunoko vs Capcom arcade stick

@Ramandus GRANTED. But now you now have extreme amounts of excess cash and no friends.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. You have no house, no friends, no possessions, nothing.

I wish for pizza.

Granted, it has Anchovies.

I wish for another free weekend.

Granted, summer has now been eliminated to compensate for that weekend.

I wish for a pair of wool socks.

Granted, but they're wet. Nobody likes wet socks! D:

I wish that everything would go horribly wrong and I wouldn't have the money for anything that I want to buy this year and that everything won't come out sooner than planned and that I don't pass school and that I don't get into a good college. ;D

Granted but they were 2 sizes too small.

I whish I had an anime girl as a girlfriend.

Granted: You got some ugly girl from some anime no one's heard of

I wish people would stop whining about everything

Granted: People become too corrective of each other.

I wish I had a tree.

Granted: You have a rotten tree covered in fungus

I wish theblackdragon was more awesome