I'm so sorry, NintendoBuddy =( The Mix-Up Spell A wizard is preparing something with a black cauldron that involves an Eye of Guano. However, there is a spell that is poorly-written, that it makes the wizard think it said something, when it really said something else, which means there's trouble abrewing (inadvertently)
1 Race 5 Race Cars 10 Laps 25 Different Songs Played on the Radio 50 States
Sorry Luma, I should have been clearer - I was referring to the horse stew recipe I created. I finished typing it, and I immediately thought, "Hey, that's the grossest thing I've typed in this thread!" So I wrote down my thought under my recipe in a comical fashion. The Great States Race This event sees five race-car drivers competing in a race through all fifty US states over many weeks! The annual event features ten single-lap circuits as the drivers race through five states in each race! The total lap times are tallied at the end of the event, and the driver with the lowest overall lap-time is declared the winner! This year's prize is dinner with the driver's favourite celebrity and a cash prize of $100!
Goomba Soup A delicious mushroom soup made with Goombas and boots. Just beware of the poison on the Goombas; you must first find the boots and squash the Goombas' heads first. After eating, you will become slightly more valuable to people around you.
INGREDIENTS Lamp oil Rope Bombs! Lotsa Spaghetti! Toaster Toast The Enclosed Instruction Book Meatball! Book of Koridai The map! FYAHBALLZ DINNER A bigger wallet to hold more rupees Stone (Note: Luigi didn't make it) Football (Note: Not official weight)
Ever wonder what you could do with rope, bombs, meatballs, and a stone?! Well wonder no longer my friends!!!! With the Italian Suicide, you can find out!!!! I know it sounds risky, but don't worry!!!! The Italian Suicide does not actually make you commit suicide!!!! It only makes you commit suicide in respect to Italian Food!!!! You'll never want to eat it again!!!! The Italian Suicide comes with hundreds of thousands of millions of pounds of spaghetti, toast, and meatballs, and when you're done eating all of it, you'll be spitting out fireballs so powerful that you'll have to call them FYAHBALLZ!!!! So don't worry about enjoying Italian food any longer!!!! Buy the Italian Suicide today!!!! lol
Ingredients: 83 Female Smurfs (Imported from Brazil) 99 Olympic Hurtle Jumpers (Glazed with honey) 73 Lemmings (Pounded lightly) 99 Red Dwarves (Thoroughly trimmed and clipped) 1,234,567,890 Marshmallows (Set on fire) 1 Best Maid Sour Pickle (Stuffed with owls)
Psalm 19:14 "Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in your sight O Lord my strength and my redeemer." :) The Godloggery I finally finished my backloggery!!!! WOOHOO!!!! :) lol [url=ht...
Hannibelle's Soylent Surprise Commonly referred to as 'soylent mystery meat', this meal would turn you vegan if you ever found out its contents after eating it! You have been warned!
INGREDIENTS 100 Red Feathers 10 Gold Feathers 100 Blue Eggs 50 Fire Eggs 25 Grenade Eggs 50 Ice Eggs 10 Clockwork Kazooie Eggs 15 Battery Eggs 10 Proximity Eggs N Golden Eggs 9 Stop 'N' Swop Eggs
"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk." CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."
Kazooie's Flight In this new spin-off of the Banjo-Kazooie series of games, Kazooie heads out on her solo adventure trying to rescue all her friends who've been captured by an evil character. Playing like a rail-shooter (StarFox being an example), Kazooie will shoot at her enemies with with eggs, but not just any eggs, a whole variety of eggs. In each area, Kazooie shall find different usage of eggs, and in some cases combine them to make a very powerful attack. At the end of each area she will try to defeat bosses, and forming up good strategies against them will be the only way to do defeat them. There are also collectible eggs in each area, but acquiring those collectables will be easier said than done. The concept sounds eggsciting. If you get up to ten Gold Feathers, you'll be able to guard yourself temporarily.
1 Adventurous Luma 1 Rainbow World Maze 1 Gigantic Pot of Gold 2 Gigantic Treasure Guardians 5 Deep, Well-Hidden Shortcuts 10 Jars of Star Bits
Rainbow Twinkle Soup This delicious brew, found only in the Rainbow Twinkle Galaxy, will provide whoever consumes it with the power to colourise anything! That's right, you can turn those blue Octoombas bright pink, those pesky Piranha Plants golden yellow, and those troubleless Goombas a refreshing green! Now you can paint different planetoids in shades of red, purple or even indigo! You can even use the Rainbow Twinkle Soup to solve colour-based puzzles! The Rainbow Twinkle Galaxy is not currently found in this reality, though, only appearing in realities stemming from a root reality in which Super Mario Galaxy included it as a playable galaxy! Sorry to disappoint you!
Pokémon Safari Fifty visitors each hold in their disposal five Pokéballs, and in the safari there are thousands of Pokémon, but there are only five hundred Pokéballs in total. The visitors have up to three hours to catch 'em all, or some of them at least. The safari is a large place, and in one portion there is a Bluk Berry, one of the Pokémon creatures' favorite delicacies, but it's hidden somewhere. It's a fun place to hang around I made a shout out to you in Xkhaoz's "The Unofficial 2010 NintendoLife Awards!!!" thread, NintendoBuddy =)
1 Magical Train 250 People Riding the Train 1 Happy Environment
Thomas and the Magic Railroad (in a cinema that seats 250 people) Starring Mara Wilson and everybody's favourite steam engine! To be frank, I never saw this movie...it's just the idea that entered my mind when I read Luma's ingredients
INGREDIENTS 500 Chicken Burger Patties 500 Burger Buns 3.5L Honey Soy Marinade 200kg Frenched Potatoes, deep-fried in oil 3 Deaf Rats (1 swimming in the marinade, 1 rummaging through the fries, 1 scaring away the customers) 1 Honey Soy Chicken Burger Restaurant 1 Health Inspector
That's an awesome new avatar you've got, NintendoBuddy =) The Night at the Restaurant This place has one of the best services out there; with meals like the chicken burger patties, burger buns, honey soy marinade, and deep-fried in oil French potatoes. Things go great, until eventually three hungry rats come to the restaurant to sample the food; but one of them strats frightening the customers. The thing about the rats is that they're all hearing-impaired, meaning they can't hear a sound (which is sad, really). At the sight of the rats, an employee starts calling the health inspector, which is only five minutes away
1 Fair Knight 1 Sword of Excalibur 1 Shield of Valor 1 Trusty Steed 1 Rotund Castle 1 Fire-Breathing Dragon 1 Large Forest
Siege of Charirwiivai The Domefell Citadel, one of the last remaining intact castles of the Human Empire of Nerath, has an uninvited guest. In a nearby cavern, the red dragon known as Charirwiivai has been sending his minions to lay siege to the castle. The castle's only remaining knight has enlisted the help of the band of adventurers making their names famous across the land to enter the lair and slay Charirwiivai once and for all.
A Paragon-tier adventure for characters of 11th-14th level.
A big thanks to the Draconic Translator for helping me translate Charirwiivai's name into the Draconic language! Charirwiivai means 'red fury' in Common (the D&D equivalent of a human language): http://draconic.twilightrealm.com/
Do you love your little bunnies? Do you wish their cages could be full of little surprises all over?! NO NO NO!!!! Not those little surprises!!!! The surprises that I'm talking about today would be given to your bunnies by you!!!! That's right my friends, with our new Bunny Treat Surprise, you'll have just the right treat for rabbits behaving beautifully!!!! With our new stripped, caramel carrots that have been basted in five hundred grams of butter and one kilogram of sugar, your rabbits are sure to be happier and more surprised than ever!!!! Buy Bunny Treat Surprise today!!!! lol
Ingredients: 397 Football Players (Chilled at 999 Degrees Fahrenheit) 3 Live Chickens (Peppered with Italian Marbles) 13 Goombas (Singing 'Mary Had a Little Lamb) 9,000,000 Pink, Polka-Dotted Pigeons (Served with Cake) 2 Tons of Motor Oil (Stirred with Love for 8,000,000,000,000 Years by Johnny Depp) 1 Yogi Bear (Voiced by Sylvester Stallone)
Psalm 19:14 "Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in your sight O Lord my strength and my redeemer." :) The Godloggery I finally finished my backloggery!!!! WOOHOO!!!! :) lol [url=ht...
Gamma World After the Big Mistake, all conceivable alternate versions of Earth had collided with each other, creating the bizarre mish-mash that is Gamma Terra. In the frozen wastes of Ah-Lass-Kah is the descendants of an entire football team, regressed into a warrior-tribe who lives on the crater of an active volcano which can't erupt due to a piece of tech discovered by Area 52 and implanted in its magma. In the skies of Manne Hatten, pigeons with pink polka-dots and an appetite for pigs swoop down and savagely consume the wild boars that roam the concrete jungle, overgrown with thick vines and lush plants. Meanwhile, the oil-ocean known as Lake Airr is home to three gigantic, feathered monsters known by the locals as 'chickens'; immense, aquatic birdlike creatures said to appear on nights of the 85% moon and drag hapless mutants to their demise. Yes, we all know that Gamma Terra is the best - and worst - of every reality, but...I forgot what I was going to say. So I just want to watch this video of Mario dancing with twelve Goombas and a cloud in the shape of 100 points. Aw...YouTube removed it for violating a number of copyrights...and the poster has been sued by the owners of the estate of the creator of 'Mary Had a Little Lamb'! Funny...I thought it was public-domain...oh well.
INGREDIENTS 500 Autographed Pictures of Selena Gomez 1 Epiphany that I Posted That Ingredient Before Already
"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk." CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."
Deeanne's Universally-Creamy Mayonnaise It looks good, but you don't want to know what's in it. Seriously, don't even ask. Fine...Rosalina's breast milk...see, I told you.
INGREDIENTS 1 Mushroom (for form) 1 Rainbow Star (for sweetness) 2 Lightning Bolts (for zing) 5 Penguin Poops (for the fun of it)
Do you ever wonder why it was that Super Mario one day thought to himself, "Hey self. Why don't I pick a mushroom up off the ground and eat it?" Well wonder no longer my wondering friends!!!! The reason is because the only mushroom he ever had was a Sweet Poop Shock, and he loved it. All the other mushrooms that he ever ended up eating were also Sweet Poop Shocks!!!! These delightfully sweet snacks (sweetened by the entire rainbow) are in the shape of a mushroom, and while they taste like poop, it is sweetened poop and these can make you grow up to five times your normal size!!!! They can also give you the ability to shoot lightning bolts out of your hind parts like the legendary William Wallace was rumored to be able to do in the film Braveheart. How do you think William Wallace and Super Mario were able to do it?! It was Sweet Poop Shocks my friends, and you could be just like William Wallace and Super Mario if you pick up your Sweet Poop Shocks today!!!! (Note: Both Nintendo and Paramount Pictures are being sued because neither Super Mario nor William Wallace were given copyright permission to use Sweet Poop Shocks, nor did Super Mario nor William Wallace admit to using Sweet Poop Shocks, though they did.) lol
Ingredients: 590 Bananas (roasted in Vasoline) 893,038 Lemmings (Directed by Steven Spielberg) 3 Gentlemanly Chupacabras (who speak with Russian Accents) 99 Bottles of Milk on the Wall (appraised at three billion dollars each) 9,000,000 Copies of the SNES Game Mario is Missing (covered with the tears of 9,000,000 children) 9 Happy Campers (Baked on high for three lifetimes)
@NintendoPurist87: I really liked Gamma World!!!! It was really funny!!!! lol Great job, and great job of including pretty much every single item from the ingredient list!!!! lol
Psalm 19:14 "Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in your sight O Lord my strength and my redeemer." :) The Godloggery I finally finished my backloggery!!!! WOOHOO!!!! :) lol [url=ht...
Banana & Three-Meats Flavoured Milk This milk is very popular amongst select one-member groups of people. The sweetness of the banana coupled (tripled? quadrupled?) with the meatiness of...meat...it seems like a match made in heaven to such individuals. There is no description on the bottle to say which meats are included. Some have said they taste beef, chicken and fish...others claim that the greenness of the milk suggests it contains Soylent camper*, along with perhaps a species of accident-prone, ground-dwelling rodents and the flesh of a mythical Mexican creature. In any case, it's popular with kiddies - particularly the novel missing-person advertisements featuring their favourite fictional characters. This month, kids will be delighted at seeing their favourite plumber Mario is missing!** Get yours today! MWA-HA-HA-HA!!!!***
*-The manufacturers are currently in court regarding their supposed use of human flesh in their product. If they fail, their company will go belly-up...yes...their company ... **-Reaction to Mario's missingness may result in children becoming unbelievably upset. ***-The evil cackle has resulted in the company going out of business, and their...assets...being left on top of an icy mountain.
50-50 Hot Chicken Dealio This giant spicy chicken meal is great for two, and after being completely devoured, you'll find yourself a very crispy red-hot farting chicken. Sorry, it's not so good.
Thank you for the Cheer Bringer Award, Mario (my new nickname for you, NintendoBuddy) =)
Mario Bros. Race There's an event where Mario and Luigi compete to see who gets to the green pipe first. However, before they get there, they have to collect up to five 1-Up Mushrooms. Who's gonna win?
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