Topic: The "Misguided Recipe" Game

Awesome Smoothie Bar
Once assembled, this product works just like a real smoothie bar, and it comes complete with a TV, a Gaming and Arcade room, a clothing store and a cellphone store!

3 sprigs The Lover's First Kiss
1 tbsp Eye of Guano
500ml Goron Saliva
1 cup Cedar Sawdust
1 copy 'Spell of River Zora's Fire'

@Starboy: Electronic Ice Cream Smoothie (Now for only 99 Coins!!!!)

Does the fact that food goes away after you eat it ever bother you?! Well be bothered no more!!!! WIth Nintendo Life's new Electronic Ice Cream Smoothie you'll always have something to eat as long as you have an electrical outlet or some batteries!!!! Just plug it in, and you can eat it all you want, and it will never get any smaller!!!! All you need is electricity, and you can eat it forever!!!! This snack is great for those whiny kids who are constantly wanting something to eat!!!! Take your time ordering because this food will never run out!!!! lol

@NintendoPurist: Fiery, Dusty Poop Kiss

Are you tired of all of those girls and/or guys that like you and just won't leave you alone?! Well be liked no more!!!! Even the most attractive person can be made ugly with the smallest amount of Fiery, Dusty Poop Kiss!!!! You'll go from looking like this...

to looking like this...

...in just minutes, and after you look that ugly you'll never have to worry about any women, children, or even other male friends ever wanting to be around you again!!!! Even lawyers and salesmen will think twice before approaching you!!!! For you gamers out there, the Fiery, Dusty Poop Kiss also makes a great fatality!!!! So, what are you waiting for!!!! Buy your Fiery, Dusty Poop Kiss today, and make all that attractiveness go away!!!! lol

Ingredients:
3 Hungry Werewolves
18 Chupacabras
4 Little Red Riding Hoods
5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Bowls full of Gravy (Brown or White)
190 Flyswatters
1 Copy of the Original Motion Picture Soundtrack to Forrest Gump
3 Very Angry Bosses

_{Uh, I think I ninjad you Gamer...}

@NintendoPurist: It's o.k. you ninja you!!!! lol I have responded to both sets of ingredients now!!!! lol

@gamerforgod - Hungry, Hungry Sandwich
Eating this sandwich will bring to mind the soundtrack from Forrest Gump, and it's got a taste that will always make you hungry no matter how many times you munch on it, making you "Hungry Like the Wolf"

1 Tbsp of Water
1 Set of Colored Pencils
1 Kneaded Eraser
300 Spartan Warriors
12 Dozen Christmas Wreaths
3 Salt Shakes
7 Vegetables

Barbara Ian's '300 Spartans Celebrate Christmas'
This all-new film sees 300 students in a high school as they prepare to celebrate Christmas, but their plans turn awry when they are all transformed into Spartan soldiers when one of them makes a foolishly-selfish wish. This film teaches about the spirit of giving and thinking of others, and is a hilarious film for all the family this festive season.

12 Candaces Busting
11 Perrys Vanishing
10 Moms'a Groaning
9 Stacys Shopping
8 Baljeets Thinking
7 "Whatcha Doin?"s
6 Bufords Pounding
FIVE...IN...AY...TOOOOOOOORRRRSSSS!!!!
4 Calling Ferbs
3 Jeremys
2 Doofenshmirtz...es...
And a Phineas Under a TREEEEEEEE!!!!

The Twelve Snack Days of Phineas and Ferb
Each day you will receive a snack shaped like these characters, and the same amount of them depending on which day it is (i.e. on the 8^th day, you'll receive eight snacks shaped like Baljeet)

1 Pair of Cool Shades
8 Octagon-Shaped Dice
Plastic Kitchen Utensils
2750 Parchments
1 Souvenir Model of the Tower of Pisa
10 Wristwatches
2 CDs
1 Video Camera

The Ultimate Christmas Gift
This gift contains more things than a Swiss Army Knife! This all-in-one gift option contains everything in the world, so there's no chance of the recipient receiving the wrong gift!

1 Indestructible, Inedible Diamond
1 Gold Band, 25 ct. gold
1 Lucky Lady
1 Proposal

The Edible Engagement

Ladies, do you have a man that just can't take the hint that you're ready to be married to him? Well you know what they say!!!! The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and with our new Edible Engagement product, you'll never have to worry about him missing your hints again. Not only does the Edible Engagement make a wonderful meal, but if this doesn't help your man get the hint, nothing will!!!! The Edible Engagement spells out the phrase "I want you to marry me" on the plate of your beloved, it is served by a full wait staff that all tell your beloved that you want to marry them, and it ends with a beautiful fireworks show that spells out "Marry me or die!!!!" Call now, and we'll even throw in an extra Edible Engagement in case the first one doesn't do the trick!!!! Hurry and call now!!!! lol

Ingredients:
40 Enteis from Pokemon
11,000,000 Ducks
99 Grinches
100,000 Dr. Seusses
3 Metric Tons of Vinegar
1 Dash of Garlic Salt
18 Pretty Colors

I just thought I'd point out that part since I'm the only one who's been posting non-food-related recipes. Okay, carry on!

@NintendoPurist: I don't know man...the Fiery, Dusty Poop Kiss doesn't sound to edible to me!!!! lol

A Bad Joke
Spell "ICUP" and then say "pretty colors"...

INGREDIENTS:
1 Nitro crate
3 TNT crates
2 Iron crates
1 Nitro Switch crate
99 Wumpa Fruit
1 Delicious Fruit
3 Nitrus Brio tokens
3 Tawna tokens
3 Cortex tokens
1 spike
1 moon
2 Bounce crates

@Gamer: Too true! XD

And now, back on course...

@Gamer:
Technicolour 'Splosion
_{This immense swirl of colours will instantly provide all who come into contact with it a burst of energy, vigor and super-happiness! The downside? They'll have 'colour-pad' vision for 1-2 hours, during which everything will look like a different colour, red being green, green being blue and blue being red!}

@Spaghetti:
The-New-Devolutionator...inator
_{This new version of the Devolutionator was created by Dr. Doofenshmirtz during an unrecorded Agent P. adventure. "I've been playing a lot of these old Crash Bandicoot video games for weeks now, and I see a lot of myself in Dr. Neo Cortex who managed to change animals into his minions! I thought, 'Maybe I can do the same, but in reverse! So I created The-New-Devolutionator...inator. It's a machine that traps an animal agent in a crate and turns it into my minion! Just look what I did to Agent C! Look, he's now my loyal minion! Agent C, bring me an apple!" Anyway, Perry the Platypus eventually saves the day and Doofenshmirtz yells out, "CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!" The end.}

40 Dwarves
40 Virtuous Humans
40 Evil Humans
40 Orcs
40 High Elves
40 Dark Elves
100 Other People, mixed factions (mostly Skaven)

A Large-Scale Party
A conference where everyone from a different species were partying and discussing about various things

1 Thimble
2 Dozen Page-Length Quizzes
3 X-Ray Scanners
4 Hours
5 Optional Bonus Point Questions

STARDUST

1 cute girl

@StarBuddy:
Yuwatchit Virtual Game Show Booth - - - - - - - - Price: S50,000
This virtual reality television program is the perfect entertainment suite for any Sim. Just step into the cubicle and you'll enter this immersive game show where the prizes are very real! If you win, you get real Simoleon prizes and real items for your home or business. If you lose, all you get is a boot out of the booth. What do you have to lose? Order now!

500kg Taffy, saltwater
100,000,000,000 Hundreds and Thousands, 75% red and 25% blue
100kg Marshamllows, vanilla
300kg Sherbet, strawberry
1 Carrot, raw

Sweet, Sour, and Rich Marshamallow Carrots

Do you ever sit down to dinner only to find yourself wishing that instead of eating everything separately you could have your vegetables, dessert, and salt altogether?! Well wish no more my friends!!!! With our new Sweet, Sour, and Rich Marshmallow Carrots now you can have all that and more. You get a serving of Marshmallows, Carrots, Salt, and Sweetness in each delectable bite!!!! Also, not only are these Marshamallow Carrots rich texture wise, but they are literally rich with money!!!! They are full of cash, and as soon you take a bite, you become a good looking rich man!!!! Just look at Joe Higginbotham here!!!! He went from looking like this...

to looking like this...

...in just one bite!!!! Don't wait any longer, buy this amazing product right now!!!! Call for a small toll of ten billion dollars at 1-689-094-3838!!!! lol

Ingredients:
3 Tons of Silly Putty
9 Joker Masks
40,000 Bananas
13 Dodge Rams
890 Bowling Balls
1 Free Coupon for Twenty Million Dollars

The Supoltimate Batman vs. Donkey Kong Crossover Vol. 1 - WUHU!!!!
In this comic book, part 1 of a four-part series, Batman crashes his new Bat-Porter into Kongo Jungle. There, he confronts Donkey Kong who challenges him and his new side-side-kick 'The Deep Blue Jay' (side-side-kick means he's Robin's side-kick) to a series of sporting events on Wuhu Island. The first events are Bowling, Boxing and Swordfighting, with the grand prize being 'a mysterious artefact that flashed from the sky'. Batman recognises this as Joker's Mask, which could bring the world he's entered into utter anarchy, and so he fights to retrieve the mask before it falls into the big ape's hands!

I like to eat the saltwater taffy, I do!

5 Chicken Fillets, skinless
2 cups Pasta
1 cup Thick Cream
3 Bacon Rashers, sliced
1 can Mushrooms, sliced
1 sprinkling Italian Herbs, fresh
3 cups Fresh Mud, clay-enriched
Cracked Black Pepper to taste

The Italian Mud Pie

These delectable Italian Mud Pies were first made by Baby Mario and Baby Luigi when they were growing up. These treats are great to eat (though they do have mud in them, they have enough actual food to drown out the taste), and they are also great weapons against any bad guys you may come up against. Baby Mario and Baby Luigi would use these mud pies often against Baby Bowser!!!! These pies are perfect for a family gathering. You can share them with you direct family, and throw them at your in-laws. These mud pies are also the perfect way to settle any debates!!!! Make yours today!!!! lol

Ingredients:
3 Snuffleupaguses from Sesame Street
55 Italian Toads
99 Hamsters
1 Bottle of Steel
33 Snowmen doing the Macarena Dance
18 Lepers
7 Sonic the Hedgehogs
1 Genie

The Race to Remember
A competition between said creatures to see who gets to the finish line first; however it's opposite day meaning the slowest creatures are now the fastest and vice versa

1 Bow Tie
500 Ice Cream Containers
25 Cents
7,777 Refreshments
2 Steaks
123,456,789 Invited People
300 Raffle Tickets