Topic: The "Misguided Recipe" Game

Okay, here's how this game works. You post a list of ingredients, and the next poster makes up a name for the recipe, along with a brief description. Then they post a new list of ingredients, and the next poster creates a name for that recipe, and so on. A typical recipe may be something like this:

Poster #1:
500ml Potato Juice
1/2 cup Cranberry Stuffing
3 Artichoke Leaves, chopped
3/4 cup Pine Sawdust
1 bowl Hydrochloric Acid
1 lid for said bowl

Poster #2:
Granny's Cranberry Vinegar Cookies
For those who always wanted to know how Grandma's cookies are always so tangy and sweet, here's the secret recipe!

50 Silk Dresses, asst. styles
1 Red-scaled Dragon Costume, large
1 Iron-plate Armour, set
1 Greatsword, prop
20 litres Napalm, imaginary

Poster #3:

Realistic Medieval School Play
This play was presented in the late 20th/early 21st Century, and received rave reviews by the best Hollywood critics. The leftover napalm was used to make the biggest imaginary barbecue in the country.

1 cup Milk
1 cup Buttermilk
2 cups Flour
1 tsp Cocoa Powder
2 eggs
1 Jalapeno Chilli, chopped and seeded
1 cup Mango Nectar, consumed

And so on. The recipe doesn't need to be food, as it could be for a TV show or movie, a new piece of technology, even a new genus of animal! Have fun! See below for the first list of ingredients:

1 cup Glitter, asst. colours
1 tube Glue
1 pce Paper, single-colour
1 jar Jam, strawberry
1 Honey-Soy Imp, live
1 Wooden Spoon
1 Mixing Bowl, white plastic

Edible Kitchen
We've always eaten inside the kichen, but what if we could eat the kitchen itself?
_{Did I do that right, NIntendoBuddy?}

1 Set of Trail Mix
2 Hats
1 Cup of Milk
1 Ping Pong Ball
_{Am I doing it right?}

The "Mordenkainen's Grow-a-Rabbit" Spell
Using this special hat and an incantation, a small rabbit rapidly grows like a plant in soil.
_{Perfect! Couldn't have done it better myself, StarBuddy!}

1 tsp Sugar
1 tsp Spice
1 tbsp Everything Nice
10 Litres Chemical Y

@Starboy: Hatty Trails Ping Pong Milk

What better way is there to say "Happy Trails" as you backhand a ping pong ball down your losing opponent's throat, than by starting your day off with a front hand full of Hatty Trails Ping Pong Milk!!!! This milk is guaranteed to win you more ping pong matches, improve your backhand, and get you more ladies. (Sung) When you hear your opponents terrified yells, remember your day started with Hatty Trails!!!! Hatty Trails Ping Pong Milk is the official milk of all USATT (United States of America Table Tennis) league players. Hatty Trails can not be held responsible for whether or not you actually have more positive experiences with females after the consumption of this product. You should not drink this product if you are allergic to razors, blow dryers, ipods, or oxygen. You also should not drink this product if you can run, blink, see, or breathe. lol

@Nintendo Purist: Little Girl Juice

Little Girl Juice is the perfect drink for the little girl (or even the teenage girl) in every family!!!! It's so addicting, we guarantee your little girl will never want to drink anything else again!!!! (Sung) If Coke makes your little girl puke, then fill her up with Little Girl Juice!!!! (End singing) Surgeon General's Warning: Little Girl Juice contains hazardous amounts of Chemical Y, a chemical that when taken to often will make your little girl ask questions like "Why am I here?", "Why doesn't my hair look like all of the other girls hair", and "Why isn't my dad a Nintendo fan?" These questions have been statistically proven to cause exactly 83.2980% of parents to go insane. You have been warned!!!! lol

Ingredients:
1 Bomb
4 Vacuum Cleaners
17 Gummy Bears
2 Monkeys
1 Cop
300 Pounds of Sardines
15 Excited Chupacabras

P.S. Sorry I responded to both of you, but I originally thought that I was responding to Starboy's post, and I wrote one for his ingredients, then I realized that NintendoPurist had already responded to his, so I responded to that one, but I thought I would go ahead and keep Starboy's recipe as well!!!! lol

Giant Glob of Swamp Goo
This massive orb of congealed creature proteins, sweetened gelatine and just a hint of structure can turn an entire forest or wetland into a marshy swamp in an instant!
_{I ninjad you! Sorry 'bout that!}

500 Firecrackers
50,000 Chocolate Bars
1 Chocolate-lover
1 pinch Icing Sugar

Icy Chocolate Bang Cake

This chocolate cake should satisfy the sweet tooth of any chocolate lover in your family, and if they aren't happy with it and they start to complain, the cake explodes at the end and destroys them so you'll never have to be bothered by their noisy complaints again. This cake truly does give you more BANG for your buck!!!! Icy Chocolate Bang Cake makes a great gift for those constantly complaining bosses and in-laws, and for those guys who talk to much smack on X-Box live. lol

Ingredients:
500 Pounds of Marshmallows
2 Bricks
13 Live Chickens
1 Copy of the Film Rambo
3 Roundhouse Kicks (preferably from Chuck Norris)
99,000 Tons of Motor Oil
1 Giggly Rabbit

Tasty Smash Drop
This delicious candy doubles as a Smash Bros. battle. Once you're bored with it's deliciously-hard-as-diamond taste, simply drop it to the ground. When sparks start flying, yell, "Smash! Smash! Smash!" and it'll turn into four Nintendo characters beating up each other, complete with a crowd of various individuals cheering - and booing - the combatants! The losers turn into trophies for you to add to your constantly-growing collection, whereas the winner becomes a special rare 'Golden' trophy. Collect them all and trade with your friends! Look for the super-rare Golden Magikarp trophy - there's a Podoboo's chance in The Secret Aquarium that it'll win a brawl!

1 Yellow Luma
1 Red Luma
1 Blue Luma
1 Green Luma
1 Purple Luma
1 Pink Luma
1 Black Luma
1 White Luma
1 Orange Luma
1 Prankster Comet

Mischievous Lumamite Jam

This is a delicious Jam that is JAM packed with as many Lumas as we could possibly fit into it!!!! This is the most tasty jam you will ever eat, but unfortunately, there's a catch!!!! It is the most delicious jam ever, but it's also very mischievous. So sometimes it will be delicious, while other times it may taste like garbage, rotten apple cores, cow manure, or even the IRS!!!! You never know what you'll get in a jar of Mischievous Lumamite Jam!!!! Take a chance with Mischievous Lumamite Jam!!!! lol

Ingredients:
500 Lego Blocks
10 Dirty Socks
1 Eye of Newt
50 Copies of the Video Game Bad Dudes
18 Gallons of Sand
100,000 Super Scopes

_{I'm going to pull out for now until somebody else posts here, just so I don't dominate this thread.}

Badass Textured Rainbow Salad

1 bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit
1 measure of Santraginus V seawater
3 cubes of Arcturan Mega-Gin
4 litres of Fallian marsh gas
1 silver spoonful of Qalactin Hypermint extract
1 Algolian Suntiger tooth
Sprinkle of Zamphuor
1 olive

_{You're awesome if you know what this is. If you don't, here's a not-exactly-subtle clue.}

Spirited, Spiky, Olive-Flavored Seaweed of the Sea

Tired of settling for cheap seaweed that was really grown in a pond? Well suffer no more my friends!!!! With Spirited, Spiky, Olive-Flavored Seaweed of the Sea you can rest assured that not only will this seaweed taste great, but it is truly from the sea. Spirited, Spiky, Olive-Flavored Seaweed of the Sea is an import seaweed that is grown in the beautiful seas of Santraginus V. Since our seaweed is also spiky, it doubles as a weapon as well. There is no greater feeling then killing your enemies and then eating the very weapon that you killed them with. The best part is, Spirited, Spiky, Olive-Flavored Seaweed of the Sea is completely free!!!! Call now, and we'll even pay you $1,000.00 to take our product!!!! You can reach us at 1-Santraginu (1-726-872-4468)!!!! Operators are standing by!!!! lol

Ingredients:
13,000 Yellow Watermelons
13 1/2 Rupees (The Half-Rupee is very important!!!!)
1 Copy of the Film Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
1 Bunny (with pointy teeth)
50 Hand Grenades
1 Foot Grenade
17 3/4 Lemons

Chalice Cake
A tasty treat that you could not only treat as an object to drink from, but you can eat it, too

1 Gold Watch
2 Silver Medals
3 Bronze Statues
Vitamin D
65 ml of V8 Fusion

Slowpoke's Tail

_{From Team Rocket's Recipe book}
One Slowpoke
One Chef Knife

Teaste Great with MUK sauce

_{@Raylax: You forgot to make up a name for my previous recipe!}

_{@JumpMad: The idea is that you name the previous poster's list of ingredients, and then create your own ingredient list for the next poster to name.}

@StarBuddy:

Pure Alloydium Bar
This delicious snack is widely consumed by metal-munching Kin-Gorons, providing them with all the energy they need to last the day!

1 Silk Robe, flamboyant
1 Silk Sash, flamboyant
1 Spell of Magic Item Creation, Mordenkainen
1 Player Character, artificer

@Starboy*Jewelers Pick*
Although told to sell the merchandise for style, it can be sold as something stylin' and tasty!
(Whoops, took a little too much time to post )

Sash-y Taste
Whenever you feel a little down, the doctor always recommends this as a meal!

1 Pringle
1 Cookie
5 teaspoons of Vanilla
1/2 teaspoon of Coke
A whole bottle of barbecue (any size)
Exactly 1 oz of salt

Ol' Ma'amy's 'Healthy' Snack
Ma'amy says that this snack will help you drop ten pounds. We should know better, but it's so good that we just pretend that it does...oh no, I went up two sizes today!

50kg Steaks, beef (500g each)
100L Honey Lime Marinade
100,000 Hundreds and Thousands
200 Slices Bread
1 Pinch Love, mother's

Let me just say this now:
Heart Attack

@turtlelink: Vanilla Coke Picnic Trail Mix Ice Cream

Everyone's had coke with vanilla flavoring!!!! But who can say they have had vanilla ice cream with Coke flavoring?! No one can...until today!!!! Now with our new Vanilla Coke Picnic Trail Mix Ice Cream not only can you have vanilla ice cream flavored like coke, but we've packed in a full picnic full of flavor into each tasty bite. You get coke, chips, cookies, barbecue, and salt...and all conveniently located in one ice cream!!!! Buy Vanilla Coke Picnic Trail Mix Ice Cream today because there's a picnic in every bite!!!! Buy it while supplies last!!!! lol You must be 18 or older to buy Vanilla Coke Picnic Trail Mix Ice Cream or be calling with a parent's permission. Offer subject to change!!!! lol

@Nintendo Purist: Mama's Sweet Beef Bread

Don't let this loaf of bread fool you...it's actually steak, and for the first time ever, this steak is sweet!!!! You can now have steak for desert and you can have ice cream for the main course (Vanilla Coke Picnic Trail Mix Ice Cream (Sold Separately)). This is a great desert to serve after your Vanilla Coke Picnic Trail Mix Ice Cream. Just slap this piece of bread (which is actually steak) between to other pieces of bread and voila, dessert is served!!!! (Sung) If you want some steak that's sweet instead, then try out Mama's Sweet Beef Bread!!!! (End Singing) lol

Ingredients:
1 Water Hose
101 Dalmatians
1,000 Corny Jokes
50,000,000 Pounds of Sugar
1 Sweet Tooth
19 Car Engines
5 Pairs of Reebok Shoes
18 Basketballs
20 Copies of the Fairy Tale Rumpelstiltskin

@NintendoBuddy - Numerical Pie
A tasty treat full of numbers

@gamerforgod - Treaty Krispies
A cereal with a rather interestingly unique taste

1 Pop Corn Bag
9,999 Star Bits
2 Red Carpets
5 Plastic Spoons

Night at the Lumovies
This film festival held each year in the Canned Goods Galaxy attracts the attention of top Luma critics the universe over! With 50 of the best entries, tons of Star Bit-enriched food and three celebrity judges, this is an event not to be missed! This year's judges include Mario, Rosalina and 'Morton Scowl' himself...Bowser!

5 Silver Stars
8 Red Coins
1 Power Star
4 Power Flowers
1 Feather
100 Yellow Coins
1 Pair Dungarees, blue
1 Pair Dungarees, navy
1 Pair Dungarees, violet
1 Cap, red
1 Cap, green
1 Cap, yellow
1 Yoshi, green
2 Screens
1 Waluigi, mysteriously absent