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SepticLemon

Heh, since I made this statement in another thread about game advertising...

Well at least it's not like the majority of 360 commercials I've seen...

Does his Hollywood announcer voice
"Is the Summer! Play as a Bad ass Marine with no Personalty or emotion as you plow through tan and beige gritty levels of sandy-ness as you dual wield a pair of repeated fire rocket launchers in terrorists balls! Play the amazing "ONE THOUSAND" Player online experience where you can cuss and swear at all day including your own team mates in a bloody shower of Awesomeness! Capture the Flag, Team Death match, you've played them already, BUT NOT LIKE THIS ONE, This time we have.............. More guns!!! and more Maps that look the same!"

I just thought it would be a hilarious idea to come up with a game that's a spoof of the majority of FPS games that I can't stand, especially games like Halo and Call of Duty. So here's a bunch of ideas I've come up to make this FPS Spoof, lol.

  • Everything is tan, brown or beige, to actually see the sky you have to enter a special code that comes with your brand new game, or spend about $10 if you bought it used from a Gamestop.
  • Duel wield? Duel Wield is old hat in FPS Spoof, this time it's "TRI WIELD!!!!!!111oneone", there's a gun in each hand, then a specially modified gun that's attached to your groin that's triggered by pelvic thrusts.
  • You earn point multipliers by swearing as much as you can to everyone using the most technologically advanced voice recognition software.
  • Tri Wield? That's old hat too... In FPS Spoof 1.111 upgrade expansion for $20 you can STACK GUNS ON TOP OF EACH OTHER! and wield every gun in the game with a messy Katamari Damacy like clump of guns that shoot in every direction.
  • Witness all new awesome physics such as crates that climb up stairs and slide up walls!
  • The more Racial slurs you use, the skin tone of the character you play will change into whoever you're being racist too...

Ok, that's too much spoof brain storming at the moment, about you guys come up with some hilarious ideas for this game? Lol.

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Cia

^That sounds actually more personal than most of the FPS games out there now

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Faron wrote:

^That sounds actually more personal than most of the FPS games out there now

More "Personal"?

Huh?

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shingi_70

SepticLemon wrote:

Faron wrote:

^That sounds actually more personal than most of the FPS games out there now

More "Personal"?

Huh?

I think he's saying that this is just what you believe as you don't like halo or call of duty. Most of what you said is stereotypic and untrue if you've played any of the games. Even your AD statement while funny has never been used in a commercial.

I'll try to think of some spoofs later.

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V8_Ninja

I second SepticLemon on that.

As for ideas...

  • Free online? BAH!!! That was last decade! Now every time you play on a map, you have to pay one dollar! This is truly revolutionary innovation!

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SepticLemon

shingi_70 wrote:

I think he's saying that this is just what you believe as you don't like halo or call of duty. Most of what you said is stereotypic and untrue if you've played any of the games. Even your AD statement while funny has never been used in a commercial.

Could be... But then again the most important word here is "SPOOF".

Sure I'm not a big fan of FPS games, it doesn't make me hate all of them, heck I loved Bio Shock, Metroid Prime and the Original Doom series. IMO FPS has become too popular for it's own good, and I'll love to make a game that spoofs and mocks the majority of FPS games out there.

Anyway, more spoof ideas...

  • BFGs? Pfft....! Why do you need BFGs? When you have Iron man's Ion Cannon!!!!

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  • Each time you frag someone, it tells you how much more of a man you are, rated between "Toilet Sink Nerd" and "Chuck Norris".
  • Each time you get fragged, a video of Mr T. pops up taunting and pointing at you, "I PITTY DA FOO!"

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You think respawning makes the game too easy then you boy need to try the F U mode. Everytime you die your system Red rings.

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shingi_70

SepticLemon wrote:

  • Each time you get fragged, a video of Mr T. pops up taunting and pointing at you, "I PITTY DA FOO!"

That would be pretty sweet.

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SepticLemon

shingi_70 wrote:

You think respawning makes the game too easy then you boy need to try the F U mode. Everytime you die your system Red rings.

XD lol

I can image the advertisement for that...

Gets his Hollywood movie announcer voice on again
"...Just like in real life, if you get shot, you die TOO!.... ....except it's not actually you that dies, your 360 will red ring..."

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Cia

You could also move using stealth mode in the game, turning completely invisible to other players. The only way to spot camouflaged player would be with a special visor, which would turn your surroundings from "dust grey" to "gunmetal".

Cia

SepticLemon

Faron wrote:

You could also move using stealth mode in the game, turning completely invisible to other players. The only way to spot camouflaged player would be with a special visor, which would turn your surroundings from "dust grey" to "gunmetal".

Oh man, the first time I read that I laughed... because I didn't read it right, lol. But by misreading it, it made this hilarious idea, and I'll present this in the form of horribly done MSPaint pictures, lol!

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FPS Gamer: "Damn IT! Where is he!?!?!! He's cloaking! Time to turn on the visor..."

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FPS Gamer: "What the.... THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY ******* DIFFERENCE!!!!" Rage quits

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OMG!, now I'm laughing at my own jokes... I'm so sad...

Going back to "Chuck Norris". If you playing really well in the game, you can unleash "Chuck Norris Mode!!!!" where you'll run around as Chuck Norris and Automatically punch incoming bullets and shoot them back at other players whilst there's a background voice saying "No one wins against Chuck Norris" as is it's a ritualistic prayer, lmao XD.

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FonistofCruxis

if an advert was actually like this 360/ps3 owners would still probably buy it. For example when i was discussing the GOTY of 2009 with someone at school who prefers the ps3, I thought it was NSMBW and I can't remember what they said it was (probably MW2) but their reasons why it's better than NSMBW were reasons like:
-better graphics
-it has guns
-you get to kill people

Cia

You could also use "ghost bonus" which would allow you to walk through walls and all the solid objects in the game (in a very buggy looking way). Ghost bonus would work only a certain amount of time, so you'd have to be careful for not being inside the wall when the invisible timer would stop...

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sykotek

This is a fictional commercial for the fictional game .1PS, short for dot 1 person shooter. I picture it as an 80s style commercial, so it shouldn't make complete sense why some things are happening.

There is a kid playing the Wii and all of a sudden, a guy in a multicolored suit with big shoulders, lightning bolt glasses and spiky hair crawls out of the TV. The room becomes a lightshow.

Announcer: Hey kid, do you like video games?
Kid: Yeah!
A: Do you have friends?
K: ...uh
A: No worries. Now you don't need to be "that guy" anymore with ".1PS" made exclusively for the Wii, it features absolutely ZERO ONLINE MULTIPLAYER!
K: ...well
A: Our gaming scientists have spent countless hours toiling away at tweaking the AI in order to create the PERFECT MULTIPLAYER EXPERIENCE only without the need for other people! Our AI will totally PWN you by camping spawn points, jumping around while shooting, camping, randomly grenading everywhere, camping and t-t-t-teabagging you when you're been gunned down!
K: ...I don't
A: BUT WAIT, THAT'S NOT ALL! Put on our exclusively patented headset (now with voicemasking capabilites) and you can interact with your virtual opponents, that's right! Talk your trash with the popular, 12yo, Grrl, Eldrly, DEEP, fan or Vader modes!
K: ...like speaking into a fan?
A: We've spent countless hours on scripts and had them read by professional young children to perfectly simulate that online experience FPS players are accustomed to. Hear them whine about how they PWNed you, call you racial slurs such as N*****, H****, W******, C*******, T*********, and lots more. THERE IS NO MUTE BUTTON, well, there is one, but its only a sticker! Hear old favories such as F*** Y**, G****** F*****, D********, and much much more. That's not all, they AI will match your level of play, so they will perfectly PWN you by the slightest margin before making fun of your mother.
K: ...but what does my mom
A: Preorder now and you'll receive exclusive DLC, at random intervals, you can hear our hummed rendition of POKER FACE or have random verses from the Twilight series read to you directly over your headset!
K: ...why would I
A: As an ADDED BONUS, receive mail on your Wii from virtual players in the game berating you for losing, for not playing, for playing too much, well, for anything!! THERE'S MORE!! We've reversed engineered the Wii in order to allow a 1 time, undeletable game install for faster loading (disc still required), the ability to simulate a banning in case you get too good or shout back to the virtual players giving you that authentic experience and a virtual online leaderboard where you always rank on the bottom.
K: ...are you
A: There's no need for friends ever again, get rid of that 360 and PS3, kiss that "online experience" goodbye. Now you can become a shut in for the rest of your lonely life for the low low price of $19.99, don't be a loser with no friends, be a loser with virtual friends preorder ".1PS" now!!!
K: ...how did you get in my house, please leave.
A: PLAY IT!!!
K: ...I've called the police, get out!

The Announcer gets thrown out the window and ends up on a lawn (there are flamingos too), two scantily clad female police offers arrive, slap fuzzy pink handcuffs him and he ends up in the back of the police car with lipstick all over him, his clothes are ripped, his sunglasses are on crooked and his hair is messed up. He speaks into the camera one more time...

A: Don't be a NOOB, start PWNing today, PWN .1PS, rated T, only for the Wii. Coming soon to Nintendo 3DS.

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