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SMEXIZELDAMAN

only if you are a fairy like tingle!

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warioswoods

Would you ever approach a random Tingle who is sitting on a bench?

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Knux

warioswoods wrote:

Would you ever approach a random Tingle who is sitting on a bench?

No, I would shoot him.

Knux

SMEXIZELDAMAN

to get his autograph to sell on ebay

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clicketyclick

to get his head to sell on ebay

Edited on by clicketyclick

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warioswoods

Sometimes I feel a random tingle when sitting on a bench, only to find that my leg has fallen asleep. Most park benches aren't great for your circulation.

Finally, something you can use to strike up conversation with park-bench girls.

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SMEXIZELDAMAN

tell her to get up so her leg doesnt fall asleep? what a bad idea

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warioswoods

I had something much more sophisticated in mind, and it ends with "nice stems."

(do people still use that slang, or it just in 50's movies?)

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Cryptonic

clicketyclick wrote:

WolfRamHeart wrote:

Of course I would! Then I would ask her if she would like to see my Wii!

That joke got old in 2004.

the wii wasnt even out in 2004....you feel dumb dont ya?

and why would i do that? reasons not to:
if she is sooo beautiful she is probably taken
she is reading?!?!?! rude people these days...
she is hot and you are not (lol)
you dont even know anything about her! she might be the dumbest girl you ever meet.
she is a lesbian

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clicketyclick

cryptonic wrote:

clicketyclick wrote:

WolfRamHeart wrote:

Of course I would! Then I would ask her if she would like to see my Wii!

That joke got old in 2004.

the wii wasnt even out in 2004....

Exactly.

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Cryptonic

clicketyclick wrote:

cryptonic wrote:

clicketyclick wrote:

WolfRamHeart wrote:

Of course I would! Then I would ask her if she would like to see my Wii!

That joke got old in 2004.

the wii wasnt even out in 2004....

Exactly.

Exactly.

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RJay

Terranigma wrote:

@topic-title-and-no-person-in-particular -- I've tried this tactic once. Now I have 2 restraining orders.

I have low self-esteem when it comes to talking to Girls. Forget that, I have low self-esteem talking face-to-face with any stranger, the Girls just sink that bar twice as low.

2 restraining orders? What did you do??? I mean...you go in...you ask her on a date...and if you fail you leave....how did you take it beyond that?

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theblackdragon

clicketyclick wrote:

Chicken+Brutus wrote:

mrmicawber wrote:

in fact I am very attracted to a certain avatar on this site - it captivates me.

Awww, don't make me blush!

Sorry to let you down, but it's theblackdragon's.

wait, what? how do you know it's not yours, clicketyclick?

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AlexSays

I'm equally captivated by both of your avatars.

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theblackdragon

AlexSays wrote:

I'm equally captivated by both of your avatars.

lol, here's the rest of the sprites for the chick in my avatar, then. enjoy.

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irken004

theblackdragon wrote:

AlexSays wrote:

I'm equally captivated by both of your avatars.

lol, here's the rest of the sprites for the chick in my avatar, then. enjoy.

you should change it to the last avatar in the bottom right XD

warioswoods

theblackdragon wrote:

AlexSays wrote:

I'm equally captivated by both of your avatars.

lol, here's the rest of the sprites for the chick in my avatar, then. enjoy.

With so many expression to choose from, you ought to just cycle through these every couple of days. Show some range of emotion.

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Big_A2

Depends what the book is.... or some other excuse for not going up to her.

Edited on by Big_A2

Dicesukeinuzuka

Charlie+The+Unicorn wrote:

I'd just sit down and say "Hi.", hoping to start a little conversation.

Lol for some reason when I read your post, I imagined Maxwell sitting next to a lady, with the same expression on his face as your avatar, and after staring at her blankly, he sayed "Hi." Haha, it made my night. O

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