Topic: Would you ever approach a random girl who is sitting on a bench?

I have, in fact, done this sort of thing before, but not exactly the same situation. Of course, it ended up quite awkward. But I did get her name

Anyway, I really think that at least half of the people who say they would do it here are telling lies.

Me too.

That hasn't stopped anyone.

Too old for approaching women on benches. In a bar or at a party, then yes.

They would probably already have a restraining order against me >.>

Me Two O.O

I think the conversation would be infinitely more exciting if you were to put it in your front pocket instead.

The revival of this old thread reminded me I have an obvious alternate NL account. RJay, haha, noone would ever expect that to be me! Right? Right!?

Having alternate accounts is unlawful (on Nintendo life at least), and could lead to bannings.

Is the bench random too? I think it depends on what numbers come up on my role of the dice. If the sum is greater than 10 I approach. If I get snake eyes I attack.

I've got your back, Jebby. This hypothetical girl doesn't stand a chance.