Time to put that leg in a cast, and put the ponies down because I'm going to turn those frown into a faces of rage. So let the Madness roll right back to NL's glory days, for I have a story to say~
As Professor Clayton was saying; Welcome to the world of NintendoLife. My name is LordJumpMad! People call me Mad, but am I really the mad one here?
This site is inhabited by creatures called NL user! For some people, NL users are harmless, happy, silly folk but. Other use them for fights one another in flame war to no end. I study NL user as a profession, rank the highest in my college class! even if I was the only one in that class, and I was also the teacher First, what is your name? And are you a boy or a ....... Lets save that for later.
Now for the legendary story is about to unfold upon you! A story of dreams and adventures with Me and NL users awaits! Let's go!
lol @LordJumpMad and @Gioku you guys sure are rivals.
one can't take it when the other is having more attention
and I won't take sides on this one, it's the rule no one can interfere in other people's rivalry.
goodbyes are a sad part of life but for every end there's a new beggining so one must never stop looking forward to the next dawn
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Alright, the next section has been written! Check out the second post to hear of the birth of Baby James~
I think as I continue, I'm going to go in chronological order, but move away from a Biblical and more towards a historical theme, as the Bible ends and World History begins. And this definitely won't fit in just three posts. >__>
As always, ideas are appreciated!
Except for the end, I already have that part planned~
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@Veloster You are a fairly new user (when compared to the history of the website) so you may not understand this section of the story. But it is a parody of the world history, through nintendo life, or maybe the other way around.
Its just a goofy thing that I'm writing, to enrichen everyone's palates.
So I suppose option 1, except its nonsense which is sensibly derived from sensational history and sense. If that makes sense.
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@Veloster You are a fairly new user (when compared to the history of the website) so you may not understand this section of the story. But it is a parody of the world history, through nintendo life, or maybe the other way around.
Its just a goofy thing that I'm writing, to enrichen everyone's palates.
So I suppose option 1, except its nonsense which is sensibly derived from sensational history and sense. If that makes sense.
Ok.
I always forget that I'm a newbie around here. I always get into the mindset that because I start to learn alot of the members' names, I feel like we joined at the same time. I forget that alot of the people I post alongside have been here a long time before I was.
@Veloster You are a fairly new user (when compared to the history of the website) so you may not understand this section of the story. But it is a parody of the world history, through nintendo life, or maybe the other way around.
Its just a goofy thing that I'm writing, to enrichen everyone's palates.
So I suppose option 1, except its nonsense which is sensibly derived from sensational history and sense. If that makes sense.
Ok.
I always forget that I'm a newbie around here. I always get into the mindset that because I start to learn alot of the members' names, I feel like we joined at the same time. I forget that alot of the people I post alongside have been here a long time before I was.
lol I never noticed you joined after me!!!!
goodbyes are a sad part of life but for every end there's a new beggining so one must never stop looking forward to the next dawn
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This site would benefit from a Nonsense or Stupidity forum so General doesn't keep getting clogged up with stuff like this.
I like this idea, this way it'd be easier to find my favorite type of thread! XD
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This site would benefit from a Nonsense or Stupidity forum so General doesn't keep getting clogged up with stuff like this.
I was beginning to think I was the only one apparently insane enough to think that.
No, you're not.
Of course, then there would be only like four threads on the entire site (not counting Friend Code request threads, Recommendation threads and Pokémon threads)
It is an insult to history to glance over the first troll of trolls, who like Ganon Himself returned time and again despite countless bans. JumpMad is a mere molblin before the King of Evil himself, Orlick.
Why has this post, the best post so far, been ignored.
Adam, you genius barsteward.
QUEEN OF SASS
It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!
It is an insult to history to glance over the first troll of trolls, who like Ganon Himself returned time and again despite countless bans. JumpMad is a mere molblin before the King of Evil himself, Orlick.
Why has this post, the best post so far, been ignored.
Adam, you genius barsteward.
To be fair, he was far before Cluigi's time, and we tend not to invoke his name lest he rise again anyway.. He couldn't have been expected to know.
@Adam, you were He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named's nemesis, you were at the front lines during every instance he reared his head amongst the people. There's not many more qualified to tell his story than you, cowboy-bro :3
BEST THREAD EVER future of NL >:3
[16:43] James: I should learn these site rules more clearly
[16:44] LztheBlehBird: James doesn't know the rules? For shame!!!
@Prof_Clayton: Here's some more history dug up from the archives.
/uses gust bellows to clear book of dust
I present to you the family tree on NintendoLife. ( I understand that your narrative is quite different, but I'm providing you with some reference books for inspiration.) https://www.nintendolife.com/forums/general_discussion/the_nin...
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