Topic: Quotes!

"I Am Spartacus!" - every man claiming to be Spartacus to defend Spartacus' life, Spartacus

"Wow, when you pick a lost cause, you really commit!" –Tim, Robots

"my father was a drinker one night he went a little crazier then usual so my mommy got the tea pot to defend herself he didn't like that so he pores boiling hot tea all over her then he comes at me with the tea pot and asks WHY SO BRITISH" yugioh the abriged series episode 37
bakura"now the duel will take place were only the bravest souls will dare to venture"
yugi"an anime convention"
bakura"close but no cigar here the spirits roam freely and every second is like living in a wide awake nightmare"
yugi"still sounds like an anime convention"
bakura"look were in hel* okay did the giant bloody eyeballs not tip you off"
yugi" i though they were cos players ............really good cos players"
bakura"dont exist unfortunately"
duke Devlin"even in hel* everybody stares at the hotness that is duke Devlin"
tristan"be quiet you witch do you want the aliens to prone Uranus"
duke Devlin"maybe" yugioh the abridged series episode 40
yugi"you know what marik dueling you is like playing on the Nintendo wii it got boring after 5 minutes" yugioh the abridged series episode 32
yugi"looks like we are going to have to re instruct the ancient flying machine"
joey"i activate the ocarina of time"(zelda music in background) yuigoh the abridged series episode 21

The only absolute thruth is that there is no absolute truth. By me, but I think others said it as well.

"To err is human; to forgive, divine" - Alexander Pope, The Essay on Criticism

The cake is a lie.

"That's it! I don't know why I thought it would be a good idea to get back together with a big clumsy dumsy like you - But I'm never, EVER sharing a stage, arena, or transient men's motel lounge with you ever again. EVER!"

Bubs

"I know nossing"-Bookstore Casheir, Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom

"Chicken" - Jesse Ventura, Jackulator 9000 prank call

"There can be miracles when you believe
Though hope is frail it's hard to kill
Who knows what miracles you can achieve
When you believe, somehow you will
You will when yoooooooouuu belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!!!"
Miriam and Zipporah, Prince of Egypt

Nice quote Starboy.

"All it takes to fly is to throw yourself at the ground..... and miss."
-Douglas Adams

"Quotations are excellent substitutes for wit."
-Can't remember

"It's all inside." -JCPenny slogan.

I think this one can be interpreted in a lot of ways............................

"The jerk store called, AND THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU!" -Woof.

"It is a good day to fight! It is a good day to die!" - Crazy Horse, June 25, 1876

A wise young luma once said, "If you smile, then all your problems will go away "

"It's better that ten guilty men go free than one innocent man be wrongly convicted" - Oliver Wendell Holmes

"You and your friends are dead. Game over."
-Jason, Friday the 13th NES

It is a far, far greater thing I do, than I have ever done. It is a far, far better rest, than I have ever known.

Sydney Carton

The best textbook in the world is an honest news paper - Ransom Stoddard.

Is Liberty taking liberties with the liberty of the press? - Mr. Peabody.

I don't like tricks, Pilgrim, but that what your up against - with Valance - John Wayne after shotting full buckets of paint around Ransom, splashing him

I don't like tricks either! sucker punches John Wayne - Ransom Stoddard

Kew, Kew I loveit! _{Rosco P. Coltrane: Dukes of Hazzard.}