Topic: Quotes!

"So you mean to say that they've taken what we thought we think and are making us think our thoughts we've been thinking the thoughts we think that we thought...I think?"-Patrick Star

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, then can be drempt of in your philosophy." - Prince Hamlet, Hamlet

This is one of the passages in the Lolcat bible.

Da burth of Baby Jeebus
18 Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all “We’s gonna get marrieded, kthnx”, but befoor dey cood hav hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggarz from Teh Ceiling Cat.19 Joseph was liek “I has virjn – NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur”.20 But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a BirdCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek, “Oh hai! Iz in ur dreemz, givin u messij. Don be scairdy cat. Taek Mary as ur wife – is virjn. But teh Forse is strong in tihs wun, lol! HovrCat is on hur, givn hur babby, srsly.” So Joseph was liek " Oh yey. Iz gonna luv him and squeez him and call him George."21 But BirdCat was liek “No, you gonna call him bahbeh Jeebus. cuz he save kittehs frum bein bad kittehs. Kthxbai.”

"D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHME!!!!!!"

Homer Simpson, The Simpsons Movie

"Follow my instructions carefully and by the end of the day I'll have you eating danger and cr#pping victory!" - Unnamed Drill Sergeant - Half-Life: Opposing Force

"To the king of Aljerko
You suck."
– The Onii King, Little King's Story

"Embrace Nothingness!!" - Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons Arcade Game

"Oliver, play with me!"
"No! You always cry so easily!"
sniff...sniff sniff...."Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" (runs around the screen with arms in the air)
-Final Fantasy IX

"With great power comes great responsibility." - Uncle Ben Parker, Spider-Man

Which, in turn, was quoting a different episode of The Simpsons. I didn't know that for the longest time. In fact, I already forget what episode it was.

" GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!!! " - ARNOLD SCWARZENEGGER

there are so many good ones from Paper Mario TTYD:

"Squirm and suffer like socially awkward worms!" -demon inside black chest
“I am Bowser, businessman of legend! Fear my accounting!” -bowser, of course

"Face it, Tiger: you just hit the jackpot." - Mary Jane upon meeting Peter Parker for the first time, Spider-Man

Things that attract sea bears:

"Spongebob: First off, don't play the clarinet.
Squidward: Okay. Then what?
Spongebob: Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast.
Patrick: Flashlights are their natural prey.
Squidward: You're kidding.
Spongebob: Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.
Patrick: Yeah.
Squidward: Go on.
Spongebob: Don't ever eat cheese.
Squidward: Sliced or cubed?
Spongebob: (whispers with Patrick) Cubed. Sliced is fine.
Squidward: Yeah, yeah, and?
Spongebob: Never wear a sombrero....
Patrick: ....in a goofy fashion!
Spongebob: Or clown shoes.
Patrick: Or a hoop skirt.
Spongebob: And never....
Patrick: Ever....
Spongebob: Ever....
Patrick: Duh!
Spongebob and Patrick: ....screech like a chimpanzee!"
-Spongebob Squarepants, The Camping Episode, multiple characters

"Squidward: "Sea Bears and Fairy Tales Are Real"? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Patrick: Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb!"
-Spongebob Squarepants, same episode, Patrick Star and Squidward Tentacles

"Eh [chews on carrot], what's up, Doc?" - you all know who he is, Looney Tunes :3

Didn't you already post this? ?

Also:
(To the tune of Iron Man by Black Sabbath) "I am Iron Man, I am Iron Man, I am Iron Man!" -Iron Man, Irod Bad

@Silver - oh, yeah, I did, lolinator. My bad.
Here's something new:
"Let my people go!" - Moses, The Prince of Egypt (and the Exodus chapter in the Old Testament of the Bible).

"You can't breathe dead hippo waking, sleeping, and eating, and at the same time keep your precarious grip on existence."
– Marlow, Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
I gave myself so many headaches trying to figure out the literary significance of all the dead hippo meat in that book. AP Lit is hard!

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."

"Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain. "

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. "

"Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. "

"When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. "

All by Mark Twain

"THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Leonidas (that's his actual name)