One of the finest pieces of writing I have witnessed on this site.

Finally some good news. Everyone, start pirating!

Fine, @TysonQ7 #20

Because I wanted to as a way of stating my opinion as oppose to rewriting it. Lol I'm done.

@TysonQ7 Just voicing my opinion, Rayman Legends looks amazingly stunning in GameStop. Just not too excited. I do enjoy sarcastic, attitude laden remarks though.

@TysonQ7 It is for me.

How do you pronounce Shin'en?

You had to have known this un-newsworthy article would have been the perfect bait for frivolous arguing. Next we'll be reporting about what someone saw Michael Pachter wearing in the elevator, or what Miyamoto had for breakfast.

I don't like this game.

Wara wara? Wara wara. Wara wara wara wara.

Wara wara I luv Wii u wara wara

Wara wara plaza is the worst name ever. "Hey guys, check out the wara wara plaza on my new Wii U!" I'm pretty sure my friends would just leave or be confused.

This honestly looks like Super Mario 3D Land for Paper Mario in terms of reusing the series' ideas and having no story or anything actually new. Except for the stickers of course, which look to be more annoying than anything.

Meh

Who can say no to Zelda's intimate gaze?

@TysonQ7 I thought that was only GameStops in North America? Assuming so, unless they only care about selling 250,000 or so preorders, I don't think holding out on the basic information of the console's online capabilities 2 weeks before launch is very smart at all.

Good thing we don't know what the online system is or how it will function just two weeks from launch! Is it too late to preorder?

Go buy WipeOut for your PS3 instead. Problem solved

Never played it, and it never sold well. I don't think I'm missing much by having not played it. 200 people on Twitter saying they want a new F-Zero isn't guaranteed profit.

Haha that music is hilarious. Mediocre ad. 5/10.

I learned about the origins of the religious melting pot that is Halloween today, and it was far from pointless. Actually quite interesting. What is now a "cheap costume candy-fest" started as 3-4 different traditional festivities in different cultures that were fused together eventually. I could go on, but it seems rather "pointless" here.

GameStop tole me my preordered gam iz coming decembur 5

That Squirtle pumpkin is amazing.

They should probably let him sleep in the store.

Ok I really want this.

Oh goodie maybe we'll know what the console does before launch! BRB I'm going to go preorder!!!!!

Wish it was for 3DS eShop.

Fantastic article.

That Paper Mario trailer really is good. It made me want the game, and I had already decided to pass.

This looks awesome, great title. The logo isn't so hot, but who cares!

I am so happy to finally be able to download NightSky

Just throw us an English Animal Crossing 3DS name and I'll go nuts.

Cruz control. Why is this so funny.

Great painting, wonderful letter.

@DJM That is the funniest thing you have ever said.

They're just identifying the audience they're targeting with the ads. It's blatant, sure, but it works.

If they were saying they are gamers everyone would be pitching a fit anyway.

Everyone: (Laughs)

Wow, great review. Looks like this was well worth the wait! Thursday... The wait is over

Even the original DS could do this.

Ahahaha Capcom is now my favorite company. Maybe for the 50th Anniversary they'll sell 50 cardboard Mega Man cutouts; one at one Walmart in every state.

Stupid young boys, sabatoging Nintendo's 3DS sales by feeding the evil second hand market with his hard-earned cash. I would almost feel bad for the lad, if he wasn't such an oblivious gaming glutton.

Ahem. If you don't want bias, then I suggest you stop reading reviews. Accusing a reviewer of being generally 'biased' is the most ridiculous argument someone could make, as a review without bias or opinion is simply a list of the game's features. The review isn't titled 'rayword45's Review,' and therefore it doesn't need to reflect your opinion or 'bias.'

@JonWahlgren u shud stop bing biasd an stup rushign ur revews, I luv this gam

Who exactly is this foot? Never heard of it.

Thank god no Wii Us were put in danger, I'm not sure I could've gone to sleep tonight knowing that those little dream boxes were harmed. You can replace sweatshop workers, but not Wii U consoles.

Save the Pokemon! Kill real animals and leave the Pokemon alone!

Where did gonintendo get this news from? Nicalis hasn't mentioned it at all...

I'd rather have Yoshi's Island.

Jon writes the best reviews.

F*** YES!!!!