Topic: Nintendo Vending Machine!

you got... wario's body shape! Fat, but strong! Have fun with it!
inserts coin

You got: a phone call from Ness' dad (you've been playing for awhile...you should answer it. lol).

Inserts Ness' ATM Card

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, and 20 GP.

You got a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM machine thread! Aren't you lucky!
inserts coin

You got: Zero's Z Saber; now you can become the badass you've always wanted to be.

Inserts coin after pulling off some Mario style jumps.

Inventory: Master Sword replica!

You got: a spring from Super Mario Bros. (and a sprained ankle!!!! lol You should be more careful jumping around those vending machines!!!! lol)

Inserts Donkey Kong Coin

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, and a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread.

You get a bullet bill that never stops following you!
Inserts Coin

You got: The Triforce of Cowardice! (It’s like the Triforce of Courage, only it’s upside down and... stuff.)

Inserts Coin

You get: a piece of the triforce (Ganon's piece to be specific!!!!) Try not to use it for evil. lol

Inserts Golden Coin

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, and a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me.

@gamerforgod you get ganondorf's shoe! Try smelling it!
Robs vending machine
Inserts Coin

@110percentful: Ah yes...it definitely smells like pure evil!!!! lol

You get: a night in the dungeons of Hyrule Temple Castle for attempted robbery. lol

Inserts Coinage

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, and Ganondorf's shoe.

You get... Baby Luigi's diaper! Try smelling it!
inserts bomb in the shape of coin

@110percentful: After smelling Baby Luiigi's diaper, I understand why Mario doesn't like Luigi tagging along!!!! lol

You get: Kefka's evil laughter (Yep. It's annoying!!!! lol)

Inserts Yoshi Coin

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, and Baby Luiigi's diaper.

You got: A Slippy Toad blow-up doll.
Insets coin
Inventory: none.

You get: Anna's prayers from Earthbound (behold, the power of prayer!!!! )

Inserts a Dollar

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, and a Slippy Toad blow-up doll.

You got...a Gameball Machine! Y'know, like the one from Mario Party! And it gives you a new Mario Party series minigame per day! Lucky!

...BOOM!! The coin-bomb that 110percentful inserted into the VM just detonated! Fortunately, the only thing that was destroyed was an ice-cube from Cool, Cool Mountain! Popo the Ice Climber will freeze up another one in exactly three posts from now!

Inserts Coin

My Inventory: Squashed Goomba, Phoenix Wright Series, Angry Cucco x100, Running Shoes, Goomba Statue, DK Barrel, Birdo's Hug, Frog Suit, Purple Shell, Dino Piranha, Wiggler's Third Section

You got: Wario's Motorcycle (apparently, it's very tasty!!!! lol).

Inserts a wad of Wario's Cash

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, and a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day.

You get: Bowser's Shell!

Inserts A Slice of Bacon

Inventory: A Copy Of Mother 3, Mallow Plush Toy, Kuriboh's Shoe (YAY!), A Mr. Saturn, A Toy Gloomba, A Rare Copy of US Electroplankton, 100 1-UPs, The final orb in Sword of Mana, Giga Bowser (from Super Smash Bros. Brawl), A Red Rupee, A Bomb Flower, A Bombchu, a Viewtiful Combo, Donkey Kong's Tie, A Pale Blue Star (From SMB64).

You get: a Ham-Ham from Hamtaro (and you made an awful mess!!!! Clean that grease up would you!!!! lol)

Inserts a Treasure Chest

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, and Bowser's Shell.

You got: A Chain Chomp's Chain!

Inserts A Gamecube Disc

Inventory: A Copy Of Mother 3, Mallow Plush Toy, Kuriboh's Shoe (YAY!), A Mr. Saturn, A Toy Gloomba, A Rare Copy of US Electroplankton, 100 1-UPs, The final orb in Sword of Mana, Giga Bowser (from Super Smash Bros. Brawl), A Red Rupee, A Bomb Flower, A Bombchu, a Viewtiful Combo, Donkey Kong's Tie, A Pale Blue Star (From SMB64).

You got: A Poison Mushroom (thats what you get for putting a gamecube disc in. you should've inserted a N64 cartridge)
Inserts a N64 cartridge
Inventory: Don Pianta's desk, with some help building it.