Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but even if you hadn't killed it by trying to corrupt that wish, your mood winds up soured by the next thing you attempt, because it blows up in your face.

I wish things would settle down. :3

Granted, but your face melts from it's overwhelming awfulness.

I wish the food poisoning I've had for 2 days now would settle.

Granted, its not bad (who am I kidding) but there's only one copy and it's sealed away for no one to reach.

I wish Nintedolife would make it possible to submit your games collection.

Granted, but you have to mail them all your games physically for submission and they get kept in a meat locker where no-one can get to them.
I wish for a DVD of large explosions in slow-motion.

Granted but you are put in jail without a dvd player for a gezillion years.

I wish my discussions woulden't be so rudely interrupted on Nintendolife

Granted

I wish the new Zelda will be great

Granted, but it'll cost $1,000,000,000.
I wish that I had a faster computer.

Granted, your computer gets thrown off a cliff.
I wish for psychic powers.

Granted, you can now comunicate with sea life.

i wish i had the power to make everyone do everthing i want

Granted. Then you wanted everyone to go away. Forever.

I wish Master_Barney would actually corrupt a wish(I mean, hell, he's not even trying! At least when StarBoy forgot to corrupt a wish, he made it awesome!)

granted (by not corrupting your wish I am corrupting your wish)

Sorry for not corrupting the wishes before.

I wish I was working at Nintendo

Granted, you're the one responsible for ensuring nobody gets what they want.

I wish I was the sexiest man in the entire world.

granted, but youre so sexy that even males around you fall in love with you.

i wish i was good at drawing

Granted; you are now the best in the world at drawing water from a well. I'm sure that'll come in SO much handy in your life.

I wish people wouldn't always reply to technology-related wishes with "but it's broken" for a corruption.

Granted they no longer always reply that it's broken. Just 99.9% of the time.

I wish Mickeymac wanted me to sign his petition again.

Granted...you are weird.

I wish I could ride in a yellow submarine.

Granted, only yellow submarine is a symolic word for a special kind of donkey, and you don't ride it literally.

I wish for a lot of friendly words from fellow nintendolife members.

Granted but you discover Atlantis and Poseidon kills you.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. But it was in a plane that was that was hijacked by terrorists and they fly it into your house killing everyone (the people in the house are dead too)!!!! lol

I wish there were more hours in the day.

granted but now we're all more tired & cranky

Wish life was more like a video game