Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

I wish my farts would sound like the sound of mario getting a mushroom.

Granted, you now farts also have a strong mushroom scent.

I wish that the person above had granted starboy's wish.

Granted, but the person wasn't paying attention to what StarBoy's wish actually was and just turned StarBoy into a dinosaur.

I wish I could ride the StarBoyasaurus on a magical adventure in the great beyond.

Granted, now we shall be exploring the inside of a castle reigned by King Arthur.

I wish I had some sunglasses.

Granted, but dinosaurs cant wear glasses!

i wish starboy gets transformed into a human again!

Granted, but lumas are not meant to be humans, they are meant to be lumas.

I wish Kirby NextGen would FINALLY come out.

Granted, It just came out of a dinosaur's butt.

I wish no one would make a wish anymore

Granted

..................................

@retrobuttons - Granted, now you will be sealed inside a bubble that will never pop
@Master_Barney - Granted, despite I have no idea what you wished for.

I wish people would be considerate!

Grant- wait what?

I wish to be able to wish again

Granted, now I turn you into a wishing star forevermore, abgar.

I wish I could be poster 701.

Granted

I wish I could dance like a wild pony.

Granted, but you wind up breaking a leg and can dance no more.

I wish i could sleep.

_{Granted, but you broke all of your legs.
yikes, you win D:}
Granted, but you end up drooling in your keyboard, thus leaving it useless

i wish to be able to wish faster

_{i think barney isnt getting the mechanics of the game}

Granted

@blackdragon

That's mean....

You hurt my feelings.

I wish blackdragon would say sorry.

Granted but she only apologizes for not wishing to break both legs instead of just the one.

I wish I had my own country to rule.

not granted

I wish feloniouspunk would stand in front of me right now.

granted but you can't touch him

I wish I could be 6 years old for a moment and get my NES for the very first time again.

Granted but it blows up and you suffer from 3rd degree burns.

I wish I had a pet giraffe.

Granted, but it gets incredibly sick meaning you have to have it put down. The operation costs too much from a vet so you decide to do it yourself and take it around the back of the shed and shoot. While dealing with what you have just done your pet giraffe looks at you and says, "But daddy, I love you." Congratulations, you just killed your best friend.
I wish I hadn't killed my mood trying to corrupt that wish.