Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but now it's like every crappy game.

I wish I knew why VGM left.

Granted. But it was because of you, and you feel horrible, and jump off of a cliff!!!! lol

I wish I knew why Flash Flash Revolution's web site wasn't working anymore.

Granted, but in the process of discovering, you come to realize that its malfunction is permenant.
I wish I didn't have to make a wish...

Granted, but it only lasts the one post.

I wish for four sock puppets.

Ungranted: You have FIVE sock puppets
I wish I really was a middle aged man who dresses as a fairy in a skin tight green jumpsuit.

granted but now you a middle aged man who dresses as a fairy in a skin tight green jumpsuit
i wish that mario was spanish

Granted, but doing this causes the franchise to die out and there are no more Mario games.

I wish me and Fabio could ride off into the sunset together on a mighty steed.

Granted, but he becomes the most boring person in the world. lol

I wish all of my homework was done.

Granted, your homework was cooked to well-done, and served with a side bleu Cheese.

I wish I could get into the Starcraft II closed beta.

Granted, but you go deaf from all the blaring surround sound in the theaters and broke from the cost of the tickets.

I wish my brother wasn't so good at losing important stuff in his room.

Granted, tomorrow will be Friday the 13th. (Best horror movie EVA!!!)

I wish I was better with the Scout in TF2.

Granted, but then you get bested by loads of n00bz.

I wish my avatar could join the animated avie craze here on N-Life.

Granted, but then it becomes a trend where everyone is required to have animated avatars.

I wish Axelay could be beaten.

Granted, but now you can't beat any other game.
I wish that I had never sold any game that I have owned.

Granted, now you are rich because you never bought a game after that. [Ugh, that was a bad one]

I wish Adventures of Lolo for the Game Boy Pocket was not so expensive.

Granted, it now costs a penny. To bad you dont have a penny.

I wish I had a pet GIR.

Granted, now you can't leave it's side, ever.

I wish Richter could do a triple backflip attack in Castlevania.

Granted but then you try it yourself and break your back.

I wish Summer would hurry up and get here.

Granted, but then it lasts a short time.

I wish that I could stay six foot, and not grow one more inch.

Granted, you grow 3 more feet and hit your head on the ceiling all the time.

I wish my stuffed monkey was real.