Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now get used to a school which always throws you outside while yelling "bobbiKat, I choose you!"

I wish for an exclamation mark.

Granted, but it's upside down ¡

I wish to be welcomed to Nintendo Life kindly! (Since I'm new here)

Granted, but then Nintendo Life gets shut down for no reason.
_{Welcome, to Nintendo Life, though!}
I wish the buyer on eBay would pay me already! (I'm losing $200!)

Thank you sir!

Granted, but you were payed in doll-hairs instead of dollars.

I wish to go to sleep.

Granted but you stay asleep forever until you die.

I wish that people would add my 3ds friend code back.

Granted, but you end up sleeping in and miss school / work / whatever it is you do.

I wish my Wii could read dual-layer discs perfectly and never had a hardware problem ever again
(that also goes for all game systems).

Granted, but then it explodes because a certain NL user (who shall remain nameless) strapped TNT to it when you weren't looking.

I wish I could throw an incredibly delirious party, where everyone at NL is invited, and I can hire Daft Punk as DJs for free.

Granted, but they forget how to DJ and your party is ruined.

I wish I had a pet ferret.

Granted, but the ferret has rabies and while you sleep it eats your face and digs our your eyeballs with its claws.

I wish there wasn't going to be lots of rain and high wind gusts during my drive to the coast for Thanksgiving D:

Granted but naked obese 50 year old men line the side of the road the entire trip.

I wish I wouldn't be forced into to street fights with hobos everyday for money.

Granted. Now you must mud wrestle obese 50 year old nekkid men for money everyday.

Ok now I wish naked 50 year old men wouldn't line the sides of the road during my trip D:

Granted, now dancing naked 50-year-old men and women line the sides of the road during your trip!

I wish for a plush Boom Boom and a plush Pom Pom (from Super Mario 3D Land).

Granted. But since they knew that Mario was not there to defeat them, they came to life and killed you!!!! lol

I wish my Christmas presents were already ordered!!!!

Granted, but they arrive at 4PM on Christmas Eve!

I wish for a Pokemon-related anagram of "Sushi".

Granted, but you accidentally eat it.
I wish dragons were real.

Granted, but we Aussies call them 'goannas'.

I wish for a warm, kind smile.

Granted. Oh wai-
I wish I wished that I wished for a wish.

Granted, after doing the math, you have no wishes
I wish that NOA would break the silence and tell us that the 10 GBA games would come on Friday!!!

Granted, they also reveal that the GBA games are released on Friday...in Europe!

I wish for that.

Granted, you get that... which is death!

I wish for a non-deadly can't-be-corrupted perfect-super-zombie-kille0!r XD