Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, you get that... which is death!

I wish for a non-deadly can't-be-corrupted perfect-super-zombie-kille0!r XD

Granted. The zombie kille0!r is not corrupted, but you are. You are now a zombie and the kille0!r is after you.
I wish an infinite supply of everything good.

Granted, but your 3DS gets stolen and destroyed by a naked, obese, 50-year-old man.
I wish I could figure out what to change my username to...

Granted, how about LightOctopus?
_{A complete reversal of your username! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAH!!}
I wish people would stop giving me death-based corruptions. >:[

Granted but then your body starts disappering until you dont exist.

I wish I got Mario kart 7.

Granted, but the game is evil and kills you. And your family. And your friends. And anyone you've ever verbally interacted with.
_{That is one corrupted wish!}
I wish my school's winter break wasn't only 1 week. >_>

Granted, but the wish is caused by continuous snow days that your house is buried in snow.

I wish I knew what the universe is about....through alchemy.

Granted. But then you knew what you wanted to know, and there was nothing left to discover, and the rest of your life was completely boring and miserable!!!! lol

I wish I could do more financially for other people.

Granted, now nobody will ever be cold, hungry, sick or bored ever again!

I wish for...oh, why do I even bother?
_{99.99% of the corruptions contain some combination of the words 'death', 'kill' and 'disappear' anyway.}
But...I guess I wish for nobody to ever die or disappear in this thread ever again. Period.

Granted. But then the whole point of this thread is defeated, and the thread ceases to exist!!!! lol Now you will be forced to go and spend your time posting in some other thread that isn't nearly as cool as this one!!!! lol

I wish that George Lucas would make Star Wars Episodes VII, VIII, and IX before he dies!!!! lol

Granted, but not before he makes "Jar-Jar's Naked Fat Gungan Dancercise Workout Video", which everybody in the world is forced to watch under penalty of extreme torture!
_{Hey, he has the power to make that happen! He's famous!}

I wish for delicious pudding...mmm...

Granted, but when you're done with the pudding you are confined to the bathroom for life.

I wish I could publish my book one day...

Granted, but it becomes worthless when I tip my pudding all over the manuscript!! >:3

I wish I remembered to make a wish...

Granted, but then you forget that you made a wish.
I wish for world peace.

granted, but the world is now boring, because smart people discover everything, and yea.

I wish that I'll be world famous, not get assasinated like John Lennon, not have so much drama that everyone hates me, not get pushed to suicide, and be god and not bad like Justin Beiber.

Granted, but after a while everyone thinks you're boring.
I wish that I'll be a good writer and be famous for my books.

Granted you are known for the best books about alien probing of all time. No person in history knows more about the inner workings of probing than you do, nor will there ever be another. You are so good you attract the attention of aliens outside our world who abduct you and put your probing techniques to good use.

I wish I had a Playstation 3.

Granted, but then you realise the terrible mistake you made and destroy it...only to be kidnapped by Sony cultists who imprison you in a robotic suit of armour, forcing you to become their slave!

I wish for-
NintendoPurist is kidnapped by Sony cultists

Granted, but then you get kidnapped too.
I wish I had a horse

Granted,but the the horse is wild so it decides to eat and rip you in shreds.
I wish that i made a time machine and went back in time.