Granted. The zombie kille0!r is not corrupted, but you are. You are now a zombie and the kille0!r is after you. I wish an infinite supply of everything good.
Granted, how about LightOctopus? A complete reversal of your username! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAH!! I wish people would stop giving me death-based corruptions. >:[
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"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."
I know the world renown martial art Shaq Foo
was TheKungFuMaster got demoted to Batchu then evolve to MercifulLemon7
I come back and make my mark and dispear again.
Granted, but the game is evil and kills you. And your family. And your friends. And anyone you've ever verbally interacted with. That is one corrupted wish! I wish my school's winter break wasn't only 1 week. >_>
Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
PSN ID: CTID16
3DS Friend Code: 1891-1201-0412 | Nintendo Network ID: TheKingOfTown
Granted. But then you knew what you wanted to know, and there was nothing left to discover, and the rest of your life was completely boring and miserable!!!! lol
I wish I could do more financially for other people.
Psalm 19:14 "Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in your sight O Lord my strength and my redeemer." :) The Godloggery I finally finished my backloggery!!!! WOOHOO!!!! :) lol [url=ht...
Granted, now nobody will ever be cold, hungry, sick or bored ever again!
I wish for...oh, why do I even bother? 99.99% of the corruptions contain some combination of the words 'death', 'kill' and 'disappear' anyway. But...I guess I wish for nobody to ever die or disappear in this thread ever again. Period.
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"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."
Granted. But then the whole point of this thread is defeated, and the thread ceases to exist!!!! lol Now you will be forced to go and spend your time posting in some other thread that isn't nearly as cool as this one!!!! lol
I wish that George Lucas would make Star Wars Episodes VII, VIII, and IX before he dies!!!! lol
Psalm 19:14 "Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in your sight O Lord my strength and my redeemer." :) The Godloggery I finally finished my backloggery!!!! WOOHOO!!!! :) lol [url=ht...
Granted, but not before he makes "Jar-Jar's Naked Fat Gungan Dancercise Workout Video", which everybody in the world is forced to watch under penalty of extreme torture! Hey, he has the power to make that happen! He's famous!
I wish for delicious pudding...mmm...
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"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."
granted, but the world is now boring, because smart people discover everything, and yea.
I wish that I'll be world famous, not get assasinated like John Lennon, not have so much drama that everyone hates me, not get pushed to suicide, and be god and not bad like Justin Beiber.
Granted you are known for the best books about alien probing of all time. No person in history knows more about the inner workings of probing than you do, nor will there ever be another. You are so good you attract the attention of aliens outside our world who abduct you and put your probing techniques to good use.
Granted, but then you realise the terrible mistake you made and destroy it...only to be kidnapped by Sony cultists who imprison you in a robotic suit of armour, forcing you to become their slave!
I wish for- NintendoPurist is kidnapped by Sony cultists
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