Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, it makes chicken out of people!

I WISH EVERY THREAD WAS LIKE THE CAPS LOCK CLUB!

GRANTED, BUT THEN IT BECOMES COMMONPLACE FOR EVERYONE TO YELL!!!!!

I wish the WiiWare demos would come back.

Granted, but they're not as memorable

I wish I could always have a shopping cart at home (in case I go anywhere shopping)

Granted, but it blocks doorways.

I wish for UNLIMITED WISHES!

Granted, but they will be corrupted by us.

I wish this wish gets corrupted.

Granted, now it leaves you with an odd sense of satisfaction

I wish I would get a Nintendo 64 console this Christmas

Granted, but it's PINK!!!!

I wish StarBuddy's Nintendo 64 console was his favourite colour.

Granted, but it means everything he owns is pink!

I wish I knew what Tingle was.

Granted he is a creepy 37 yr old man who lives in his parents basement

I wish I knew what Anime had a guy with blue hair and an eye patch that wasnt Hit Man Reborn
(My Friends, Friend who is Japanese like it a lot)

Granted, but you wish you didn't know afterward!
_{Sorry, I'm just so excited about Christmas to create elaborate corruptions like usual.}
I wish I had a set of Rallybots; and a set of Destructicons; and a set of Protectobots; and a set of Destrons; and a set of Dinobots; and a set of Constructicons; and a set of Stunticons with the commander renamed Cascade; and every Commander with Mini-Con that I don't own yet - all from the Power Core Combiners series of Transformers!
_{I can still create elaborate wishes though!}

Granted, now you don't have enough room to walk in your room

I wish I knew how I could come up with clever puns (on the CUAF)

Granted, but you have to be taught by PunnyGuy, and _{(in this context)} he's a very strict teacher!

I wish I could have a free freshly-baked pizza with my favourite topping on it!
_{99% healthy BBQ Meatlovers with beef, ham, pepperoni, sausage and loads of mozzarella cheese on a BBQ deep-pan base...yum!}

Granted but bugs have eatten most of it by the time you get it.

I wish I could travel through time

Granted, but in doing so you cause yourself to have never travelled through time in the first place, meaning you created a paradox!

I wish there was such a milkshake flavour as 'strawberry'.

Granted, now it shall be the only milkshake flavor forever

I wish for everyone to have a great Christmas

Granted, but now everybody is in for a boring New Year's Eve!
_{@StarBuddy: Is that such a bad thing? Strawberry's the best milkshake flavour!}
I wish for StarBuddy to have a gigantic strawberry smoothie...yum!

Granted, but it was made with bacterium GFAJ-1, and he dies of Arsenic poisoning.

I wish that the gourd I'm holding didn't look so suggestive.

Granted, now all the other fruit around you is

I wish everybody was as nice as NintendoBuddy

Granted, StarBuddy is too!

I wish everybody on NLife had their favourite beverage.

Granted, but they have a craving for raw sewage at the time.

I wish that bromances were kept under wraps.