Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but they have a craving for raw sewage at the time.

I wish that bromances were kept under wraps.

Granted, but now the streets are infested with shambling mummies. So much for sight unseen.

I wish that sharpies didn't stain your skin.

Granted, but tomatoes now stain your clothes twice as badly as ever!

I wish to congratulate ProtoZone on making post #4444!
_{4 is my favourite single-digit even number, so seeing four of them is incredible!}

Granted, but now you have to promise to make post 7777! (my favorite number 7 times in a row!)

I wish feet smelled artifical watermelon flavoring. (don't judge me)

Granted, now other stuff smell weird
_{Thanks, NintendoBuddy, you're the best =)}

I wish to get every gift on my Christmas list this year

Granted. I don't have the heart to corrupt that one.

I wish to get at least one of the gifts on my very short christmas list.

Granted, I don't have the heart to corrupt that one either
_{I like your new NintendoLife avatar, NintendoBuddy; very festive =)}

I wish I had a cape to wear

Granted, but you need a feather to get it!

I wish I had raccoon ears and a raccoon tail.

Granted, now you have the ability to turn to a stone statue for a temporary amount of time
_{Hi, Yakko =)}

I wish there was no such thing as dust

Granted no stardust

I wish for a snow day on Monday

Granted, but you live in a world where it rains kawaii Japanese girls and never snows, so YOU won't get the snow day!
_{Oh, hi, StarBoy!}

I wish work wasn't so stressful...

Granted: moé

I wish that I didnt mess up in TWEWY to the point I cant get unstuck

Granted, now that you've fixed your mistake, you get stuck in every other game you ever played; nooooooooo!!!

I wish I had a magic wand

Granted, but all you can do is make a red circle, a yellow triangle and a blue square appear!
_{Thanks, StarBuddy! I spent two hours working on it nonstop! By the way, I never got to credit you and PunnyBuddy on your new avatars either! Good job to you both!}
I wish for the Christmas pudding to have no fruit pips in it this year.

Granted, now there's something else in its place
_{Thanks, NintendoBuddy =)}

I wish I could create a set of dice

Granted, but they're too big to hang from a rear-view mirror in a car!
_{You're welcome, StarBuddy!}
I wish for StarBuddy to have a great and rewarding career in the art world.

Granted, but he becomes so overcrowded by the paparazzi, he kills himself.
I wish for it to snow good for sledding with friends tomorrow.

@MysteriousVoice: Granted, but there's so much snow that it somehow collapses in on itself and turns into butterscotch pudding!

@StarBuddy: Granted, but your internet connection is stuck on 802.11A speed!

I wish I had a bowl of butterscotch pudding with vanilla ice-cream.
_{I also wish that StarBuddy hadn't rendered his corruption moot.}

Granted, but it's so good, that you decide to eat more of it
_{Oh, no, I did it again =( I'm sorry, NintendoBuddy}

I wish I didn't delete that one post

Granted, but you deleted fifty others in its place...belonging to your mortal enemy, TelevisionSetGirl!
_{See the Mario-Sonic 'Invincibility Item' reference I made there?}
I wish for StarBuddy to know that it's okay.