Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, your breath is so minty, that it's turned us all into ice sculptures!
_{You're a very good poet, NintendoBuddy =)}

I wish I could make a book about jokes

Granted, it's a heartwarming tale about the forbidden love between a pun and a limerick, and their families' plot to destroy the reputation of the others - the puns using 'Nant***ets', and the limerics fighting back with 'cheese'!
_{Thanks so much, StarBuddy!}
I wish I didn't have to censor that city name above.

Granted, now all the other words in your corruption are censored instead
_{You're welcome, best buddy! =)}

I wish I had a crown on my head
_{Hey, lines A and C rhymed =)}

Granted now everyone is in your control and you have to take control of the world by fighting the Onii King

I wish for Little King's Story II

Granted, now you have the only copy of the game ever made!!!!!

I wish I could walk on the ceiling

Granted, you are now a fly!
_{That did rhyme, didn't it? I suspect another poet!}
I wish everybody could write good poetry.

Granted, now for all time we must speak in rhyme
_{I did it again!}

I wish we were all immortal

Granted, but nobody's invincible!

I wish that there once was a guy named Calloon, who inflated a giant balloon; the Raincloud King's daughter filled it up with water; and it burst and became a monsoon!

Granted, but a flood ensues
_{That was a great limerick you made, NintendoBuddy =)}

I wish I always had on a sweater for in case there is cold weather
_{Isn't rhyming so much fun? =)}

Granted, but you got so warm you panted.
(Indeed it is.)

I wish it was friday.

Granted, but you can't eat anything fried today!

I wish for a shiny new good thing.

Granted, it's so shiny that it brightens up the room and you can't see anything

I wish I could phase through walls

granted, then you stop phasing halfway through the wall.

i wish I could do All of Michael Jackson's dance moves. ( I can already moonwalk lol )

Granted, now you do it in public, and people start thinking that you're weird

I wish I could make an igloo

Granted, but you make it in the Southern Hemisphere, where it is currently Summer and the ice melts!

I wish I had a churro (an oldie, but still a goody).

Granted, but once you eat it you'll be wanting more

I wish I could design a pair of shoes

Granted, but they're designed for reptilian feet, meaning no human can wear them!

I wish I was a changeling so I could, for example, give myself reptilian feet.

Granted, just make sure not to get your shoes wet while wearing them, otherwise you'll never be able to take them off again

I wish I could create some words for the dictionary

Granted, one of your words makes the next edition, which is 'Strawbelluciousness', meaning the strength of flavour in a strawberry dessert and how much it zings the tastebuds! Unfortunately, 'guanolluciousness' doesn't make the cut...see if you can guess why!

I wish I could try Fable II before I buy.

Granted, but you're left with a mixed impression of it, and are not sure if you should buy it or not

I wish I knew how hypnotism works