Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but not for another day or two.

I wish I could resist the urge to corrupt Tech101's wishes.

Granted however you get fired from work for using the computer to much for personal buisness!

I wish for a cookie.

Granted, but it's moldy and gives you a tummyache.

I wish there was a barricade comprised of books.

Granted, but you accidentally knock them over, causing them to crush you to a hideous death! _{I'd miss you!}

I wish there would be a food cafeteria in Animal Crossing 3DS. (Hey, you never know! There could be.)

Granted, but the food turns out to cause you to go paranoid and donate all your money to charity.

I wish that Mario Kart 3DS would feature track building features.

granted, but you can't save your tracks.

I wish that Zelda Skyward Sword lets you design your own tunic.

Granted, but the only color allowed is pink.

I wish Billy Mays would give me a cheeseburger.

Granted, Billy mays comes back to life for a few seconds to give you a cheeseburger, But, it is infected and you die.

I wish I didn't make this comment so it won't get corrupted!

Granted, but in a "Back To The Future" turn of events, because of you not posting this, you have no children and die young.

I wish I had more Wii Points...

Granted, but you're only allowed to use them for shovelware! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I wish I knew the release date for Donkey Kong Country Returns and Kirby's Epic Yarn.

Granted, but you learn the date is in the next four millennia, and you commit suicide.

I wish Clock Tower was on the VC in NA.

Granted but you can't buy it
I wish that I will stop seeing pictures of photoshoped cats that make them look unhappy

Granted, but you just posted one.

I wish I had EarthBound.

Granted, but it's not in working condition.

I wish more people bought Rhythm Heaven.

granted, but that unhappy cat face will stay burned into your memories forever....

I wish could wiggle my ears.

Granted, but it's because of a birth-defect. You die of heart disease in the next four months.

I wish Virtual-Reality would come.

Granted, but you get a virtual boy
I wish I could stop posting unhappy cats

Granted, but your next cat pictures are so happy and silly that everyone will laugh to death.

I wish I had Boomerang so I could watch Dexter's Laboratory again.

Granted, but then Anti-Capitalist Propaganda leaks into your T.V. through a mistake in the channel. You become a Marxist.

I wish I could eat a really good sandwich right now.

Hey what do you know
Granted, but it only plays once a day and you must watch reruns of the Snorks for 5 hours before you can see an episode.
and for Mother Brain you don't get a sandwhich
I wish they made a whole game based around Big the Cat