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JohnWalrus
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#1
JohnWalrus commented on Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition:
Got it, but can't open 'till Christmas. Torture!
#2
JohnWalrus commented on Nintendo Download: 15th November 2010 (North A...:
No VC game? Not unlikely, but definitely unwelcome
#3
JohnWalrus commented on Review: Super Smash Bros. Melee (GameCube):
I like Melee better for gameplay (Brawl was too floaty, slow, and small, in my opinion), but Brawl for content. If only there was a way to combine them...
#4
JohnWalrus commented on XGen Studios Readying Machinarium and Super Mo...:
Yes, more MOTHERLOAD! I love that series. With co-op? That's gonna be a must have for me... oh, and Machinarium looks good, too.
#5
JohnWalrus commented on Nintendo Download: 10th September (Europe):
2000 points! GAH!!! Excessive for a knock-off of Wii Fit, no?
#6
JohnWalrus commented on Pelvic Floor Exercise Game Fills Gap in the Ma...:
I should get this for my friend on April Fool's!
#7
JohnWalrus commented on Review: Ufouria: The Saga (Virtual Console / NES):
Glad this game came out. Makes me want to run out and buy a Wii Points card right now.
#8
JohnWalrus commented on Samus Narrates a Trip Down Metroid Memory Lane:
I can't wait for this game. Only a few more days... ugh.
#9
JohnWalrus commented on Review: Another World (Super Nintendo):
I've heard about this a while back, and I wanted to play it. I still do. Hopefully I can get my hands on a PC port...
#10
JohnWalrus commented on Sakamoto says Metroid: Other M is a "Perfect M...:
I have my pre-order, so all I can do is wait. I hope the gameplay style fits me, because it will be my first 1st-person/3rd-person Metroid game... actually, it'll also be my first 3D Metroid game, too...
#11
JohnWalrus commented on Nintendo Download: 16th August 2010 (North Ame...:
@Banana_Jane
The disappointed me, too. I was looking forward to Ufouria and Clock Tower, yet they send us more WiiWare. Yet, you've got to understand that they make their business operations as meant to make money, not to please followers. I understand your frustration, but I guess VC hasn't been selling enough, so they're running it slow. It's sad, but true
#12
JohnWalrus commented on Space Trek:
Eh, while it sounds okay, I'm not so sure if it'll even be worth it's point-price. I'll have to see. I sure wish Ufouria or Clock Tower would have come out, instead...
#13
JohnWalrus commented on Harvest Moon 64 Will Not Sprout on Virtual Con...:
I wasn't really on the edge of my seat over this one, but I am sad that the N64 isn't getting a new game. Technical difficulties? That's lame.
#14
JohnWalrus commented on Another Analyst Suggests Wii 1.5 On the Way:
I don't want Nintendo to make another Wii for awhile. I'm perfectly fine with my Wii as it is, and I want to build up on my VC/WiiWare/hardware collection before I have to shell out more moolah for another one. I guess it's a lucrative business technique, but still...
#15
JohnWalrus commented on People Will Know When Metroid: Other M Arrives:
I'm so glad I pre-ordered this. Just a few more weeks, and I get myself some actiony-explorative goodness... and Samus artwork cards (ZSS, perhaps? ;3).
#16
JohnWalrus commented on Get Ready for a Story Mode Full of New Pokemon...:
I'm glad. It gives me a better goal for completing the game, and also it recaptures the excitement of being in a totally unfamiliar place.
#17
JohnWalrus commented on These Nintendo Demakes are Adorable or Awesome...:
I love demakes. Still, it doesn't look "adorable" to me most of the time because I like 8-16 bit graphics better than 3-D. It looks... better
#18
JohnWalrus commented on New World Record as Earthbound Completed in a ...:
I wonder how much time he spent finding the fastest way through the game; time he could have spent getting lai- married and having children?
Nah, just kidding. I envy speed-runners.
#19
JohnWalrus commented on Science Makes Another Huge Leap Through Super ...:
Sounds cool, but how could you play this expertly if you're always looking up or turning your head?
#20
JohnWalrus commented on Japanese Virtual Console list - August 2010:
If North America doesn't get Clock Tower, I'll be mad as hell.
#21
JohnWalrus commented on First Impressions: GoldenEye 007 Multiplayer:
Now that I'm sure that Classic Controller is an option, this is a must-have for me.
#22
JohnWalrus commented on Dirk Dares to Conquer Wii with Dragon's Lair T...:
Looks interesting. And for $30, it'll drop down to maybe even $15 after a couple of months. Definitely worth it.
#23
JohnWalrus commented on Flick Through The History of Nintendo:
Sounds awesome. While I will use it for bragging fodder if I get it, it also sounds like a fantastic read.
#24
JohnWalrus commented on Review: Atari Anniversary Advance (Game Boy Ad...:
Sounds like the sort of thing I'd get just to feel more nerdy. I like Atari games, but not for large doses that are close together...
#25
JohnWalrus commented on Not Tetris Looks Like Tetris But is Not Tetris:
CHEAP WAY TO ENJOY SATURDAY NIGHT
Step 1-Download this game
Step 2-Invite someone over (preferably poor)
Step 3-Say you'll give them twenty dollars to beat one level of this game
Step 4-Sit back and watch
#26
JohnWalrus commented on 100 Classic Book Collection:
I'm pretty sure this is the only "game" my mom would ever want to play.
It sound awesome. Can't wait 'till it comes out.
#27
JohnWalrus commented on Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies:
I'm a Dragon Quest virgin. Maybe I'll get this game...
#28
JohnWalrus commented on Pokemon Link:
EPIC FAIL
Another Poke'mon puzzle game? Maybe GameFreak should stop wasting their resources on spin-offs and focus on the main games... that'd make 'em better.
#29
JohnWalrus commented on Here's a Pokemon Black & White Video Chat Vide...:
Cool chat-feature. Might actually make me buy the game when it comes out...
Those Japanese and their crazy shows
#30
JohnWalrus commented on These Gaming Figures are Great, But There's a ...:
I would get the Samus one, but I'm not too good with things that require artistic talent. Maybe I should brush up with some paint-by-numbers...
#31
JohnWalrus commented on Nintendo Download: 26th July 2010 (North America):
Aero the Acrobat? I don't know why I was expecting better. I might try out that diving-adventure game sometime. I saw the video, and it seemed cool.
#32
JohnWalrus commented on Review: Aero the Acrobat (Virtual Console / Su...:
Another so-so platformer? I think I'll pass...
#33
JohnWalrus commented on Metroid: Other M:
Just pre-ordered Metroid: Other M yesterday. I think I'm getting artwork cards as a bonus. Lame, but not if there's Zero-Suit Samus...
#34
JohnWalrus commented on Nintendo Download: 19th July 2010 (North America):
Either Nintendo is going to release a HUGE fan-oriented game on the VC that will rock our worlds with it's awesomeness, or they're content to release this stuff... I'm thinking the latter, pessimistically...
#35
JohnWalrus commented on And Here's Your 2010 Club Nintendo Awards, Nor...:
I'm getting the statue (thanks to my recurring mooching off of my friend's abundance of codes). I feel a sick feeling in my stomach that this statue will be thrown on my dresser and break eventually...
I'd rather have something Metroid-related. Or, at least a downloadable game. Tingle's Balloon Fight looks awesome.
#36
JohnWalrus commented on Review: Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the ...:
I think I'd buy this just for the backgrounds...
#37
JohnWalrus commented on Review: Sakura Wars: So Long, My Love (Wii):
Looks nice. Haven't seen it at the mall, though. So many copies of Carnival Games, and they couldn't fit this in there? Idiots...
#38
JohnWalrus commented on Review: The Beatles: Rock Band (Wii):
This might be the only single-band music game from Harmonix or Red Octane that makes me want to buy it (unless they make one catering to Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, or Led Zeppelin).
My friend rented it and quit after "I Am the Walrus" (he said he was scared). I felt like killing him.
#39
JohnWalrus commented on Feature: Tending and Feeding Your Japanese Wii:
If I ever get enough money to splurge on this, I would. Partly for the benefit of covering both regions as far as news, channels, and games (both disc and online), but mostly for the opportunity to brag to my friend.
#40
JohnWalrus commented on Sexy Poker:
Oh no, call the Political Correctness Police, this game is sexist! Just kidding. I'm a little surprised this is the first WiiWare game Nintendo released that has such strong sexual themes. Couldn't they have made something less... FAIL? I dunno. It hasn't been taken down, so I guess not too many people are that concerned.
#41
JohnWalrus commented on Review: Ufouria: The Saga (Virtual Console / NES):
I like the colorful landscape. I still prefer Metroid's Alien-esque suffocating metal corridors...