Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted. However the only way to do that was to move to Alaska.

I wish money grew on trees.

Granted. But most of the trees are gone due to deforestization.

I wish Luigi had more games for himself.

Granted. But you enter a parallel universe were mario's the side kick

I wish the 3ds was avaliable for purchase right now.

Granted, but the cost is your eyeballs!

I wishes for fishes.

Granted. But the fishes are piranhas and devour you. (Nice to see you back btw)

I wish that zelda skyward sword will be the best game ever!

Granted the game will be too awesome that only a few selected people will be worthy enough to play it and you're not one of them!
I wish there was a Nintendo University so I could shift there

Granted, but your job is to play Superman 64 nonstop for 20 hours a day to show the students how bad of a game it is.

I wish I could time travel to all the release dates of all the Nintendo E3 games.

Granted, but because of all the commotion, you lose your time travelling equipment and are stuck in the future forever.

I wish pillows would glow in the dark.

Granted, but the glow makes it harder to go to sleep!

I wish that there was such a thing as Animaniacs: Volume 4 on DVD.

Granted, but it's very rare and expernsive.

I wish flossing would not take such a long time to do (for me).

Granted, but now you don't have any teeth

I wish a New Star Fox game came out every year

Granted, you no longer have teeth.

I wish this thread was 100 pages long.

Snap, ballkirby beat me to it.

@Raylax - Granted, but time passes by so fast that you confuse a thousand for a hundred (I'm not sure how to corrupt your post)

I wish I could wear a penguin costume.

Granted, but now your dressed up like a penguin and that is just wierd.

I wish Nintendo would just kill Birdo.

Granted, but then Nintendo has to endure lawsuits because of it.

I wish there was another Starfy title released in the West.

Granted, but the new Starfy game corrupts your Wii with a starry virus!

I wish the 3DS would come out sooner.

Granted. It came out a week ago and its already sold out till march of 2011.

I wish cars could fly.

Granted but it's out of your butt.

I wish I had an army of obese hamster to do my bidding!

Granted, but unbeknownst to you they plan to overthrow you and make you their prisoner.

I wish bees wouldn't sting.

Granted now all they do is buzz around your head all day

I wish JayArr would stop corrupting my wishes