Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, you become sanitary engineer. That's that...
I wish for all of our differences in this earth are settled.

Granted but now everyone dislikes similarities.

I wish it would snow.

Granted, but it completely covers your house and you can't get out to enjoy it.

I wish I wasn't so easily distracted by the internet.

Granted, now you're easily distracted by the movies.

I wish it was easy to make and/or grant wishes.

Granted, but you die, and you can no longer grant/wish.

I wish that Raylax fup glurf snurf SOP opdit wigs.

Granted, but not granted. (Huh?)

I wish ProtoZone's wishes made sense.

Granted, but it makes other users' wishes nonsensical.

I wish I could fix the internet connection for my Wii so I can download VC games again.

Granted, but you have to suffer chronic dry mouth syndrome if you wish for the internet connection to remain stable.

I wish a wish would wish that wishes could wish wishes and that wish wished that a wish will wish a wish with another wish would wish for wishes to begin wishing for wishes to wish. |:3

Granted, a grant would grant that grants could grant grants and that grant granted that a grant will grant a grant with another grant would grant for grants to begin granting for grants to grant. :3

I wish for popcorn.

Granted, but you die before you can consume aforementioned popcorn.

I wish that 745 28572 924705298740 524567467 5746. 583745 8478 788 743966206!

Granted, but the Bad Translator said "05298740524567 7,452,857,257,469.247 9.662.065.837.457.888.478. 460,743 shares", and I share a bomb with you.

I wish I had a 3DS.

Granted, but it's too awesome for you, causing both you and the 3DS to explode.
I wish I was a little MMM... RICHER!

Granted, you receive a suitcase full of money$ but then it self destructs on you.

I wish to rawr and shoopdawhoop with the mudkipz that i herd u liek while Weegee stares and says "All your base are belong to us"

Granted, but now everyone else feels ostracized.

I wish for more blue clothing.

Granted, but the blue chemical causes chronic dry mouth syndrome.

I wish my cat would stop sniffing my printer.

Granted, your cat eats your printer.
I wish I could get myself to draw some comics.

@Qwikman Granted, you Shoop da Whoop into a mirror, killing yourself.

Granted, but you die.

I wish blah blah BLAH. You see, blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Granted, but it is a very pre-alpha version with bad graphics and numerous glitches.

I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted, you are now extremely comatose.
(wow,you understood!)
I wish Bob Loblaw's law blog would stop lobbing law bombs.

Granted, but Bill Wibill's will bill would stop willing bill biwills [yeah, that corruption didn't work well).

I wish for infinite life.