Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

@StarBoy91 Granted, but someone else has it.
@Nintenzo Granted, but it is then unlocked.
I wish I knew what's for DINNER.

@Spaghetti - granted, but upon eating it you wish you hadn't.
@Nintenzo - not granted. If you don't like the thread, why do you participate in it?

I wish to make wishful wishes in the Milky Way galaxy.

Granted, but you IP ban yourself on accident.
I wish I had awesome video editing software.

Granted, now every user that lives on keyboards fades to nothingness.

I wish for a quick game of tennis.

Granted, but those millions of pieces are very sharp and give you lethal injuries.
I wish I had 800 Wii points.

Granted, but you use them all at once.

I wish to play the flute.

Granted, but while you sleep, the flute PLAYS YOU!

I wish for a cheezberger.

Granted, but you can only play ultrasound.
I wish for something.

BTW, I wanted to use the points all at once!

Granted, but you only have it in your dreams.
I wish to be AWESOME!

Granted, for awhile but now no one will stop.

I wish for winter all year long.

Granted, you die from hypothermia.
I wish spaghetti.

Granted but it expired last year.
Granted but you are mugged since you alway have a 3DS in your pocket, and you end up in a coma.

I wish I had someone to play games with.

Granted, but it's a baby and doesn't do anything.
I wish there was something that emailed me reminders but it was delayed so it would send the reminder when you need to be reminded. (This is a serious question)

Granted, but they're all defects and don't work. I wish that I would be the world zelda champion.

Granted, but you suck at every other game.

I wish someone had answered my last question.

@Xkaoz Granted, but now your question never existed.

I wish I had an aircar.

Granted, but air doesn't exist.

I wish my question was answered. (I really want an answer)

Granted but you crash and explode.
Granted you get a paging planner, it beeps and gives you timely reminders.

I wish everyone loved Super Mario Sunshine.

Granted, but I can't corrupt that.

I wish for something different. (Still need an answer)

@Xkhaoz http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-replies-archive.cfm/9039...

I wish for a Dreamcast 2