Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but then they throw you out.

I wish I had a wall.

Granted, but then you are asked to "break the fourth wall", and eventually break your wall.

I wish everything was easy to describe with words.

Granted, but you become mute.

I wish რომ ეს იყო უფრო პოპულარული ლიტერატურა.

Granted, but since the online translator on Bing did not translate correctly it did not grant correctly and so you grt hit by blue shell.

I wish I had a race kart.

Granted, but the moment the race starts the wheels get flat and you end up last in the race.

I wish for nocturnal vision.

Granted, but now you can see the dead.

I wish more people knew my nickname, ORITI

Granted, but they call you RIT.

I wish I had the star rod to stop the wishing.

Granted, but the star rod cancels out the wish you just wished and it vanishes.

I wish that SZM would take the rights to Fairy Potter from me.

Granted, but accidentaly takes your life also.

I wish that the world was a video game.

Granted but you always died in it.

I wish that the next person that posts gets their post granted in a good-bad-bad way... sorta

Granted, it's too good-bad-bad that it becomes bad-good-good.

I wish I granted Crazygamerfreak's wish a bit better.

Granted, but he hates you for it.

I wish this wish would die.

Granted, but then it becomes a ghost and haunts you.

I wish I was a Boo....... o wait

Granted, but you die a slow and painful death to become said entity.

I wish there were more mature conversations on the internet, and less meaningless drivel.

Granted, but NintendoLife has now been erased from existance in order to comply :3

I wish this thread wasn't 88 pages long.

Granted, but upon granting your wish, this page vanishes, which means your wish no longer remains in the thread, so the thread returns to it's original length of 88 pages, and your wish comes back into existence, thus creating a paradox.

I wish that urferg wg weg rfaergaefg a sdf adfd.

Granted, but srf drf WURF WURF. Kazoop blinstckh. Audphrechsky harstoph. Hahaha blucsaf

I wish the forums weren't so damn quiet at this time of day.

Granted, they now become so noisy and confusing from now on.

I wish to bring joy and happiness to the world.

Granted, now the Aliens from Mars go to war against the World.

I wish that Brawl didn't have such long loading times.

Granted, now there are now loading times and it lags so badly it's almost unplayable.

I wish for a job.