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Bronies4ever

1. Posted:

It will be a big improvement over that other Mario movie from the 90s, what do you think of these ideas?

Mario-Mark Wahlberg (w/o Italian accent)
Luigi-Robin Williams (Read Mario)
Bowser-Gary Oldman
Peach-Amy Adams
Daisy-Natalie Portman
Toad-Seth Rogen
Yoshi-Dana Carvey
Wario-Jack Black (Read Mario)
Waluigi-Adam Sandler (Read Mario)
Professor E.Gadd-Jim Carrey w/German accent
Donkey Kong-Arnold Schwarzenegger
Diddy Kong-Chris Tucker
Kamek-Ray Liotta
Lakitu-Joe Pesci
Boom Boom-Hulk Hogan
Nabbit-Christopher Walken
Hammer Bro-Conan O'Brien
Sledge Bro-Jack Nicholson
Boomerang Bro-Jeff Dunham... and his friends
Fire Bro-Martin Scorsese
Ice Bro-James Woods
Bowser Jr-Justin Bieber
Toadsworth-John Hurt
with Angelina Jolie as Rosalina
and Robert De Niro as King Toadstool

King Toadstool is a ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, he is also Peach's father

This will show how the Mario Bros and the Wario Bros ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom

It will mostly be family friendly, but it will contain dark and dramatic moments like Bowser kills Peach's mother in the beginning when she was 4, Bowser kills her father in the climax, Bowser kills Daisy's parents in a flashback when she was 6, Bowser's backstory will also be depressing, so will Daisy's backstory, and my ending

Boomerang Bro will have multiple personality disorder, he will constantly change voices, that means you'll also be hearing Walter, Jose, Peanut, Melvin, Achmed, Sweet Daddy Dee, and Bubba J do the voice of the Boomerang Bro

Bowser will be more entertaining and threatening than he was in the games (which by the way he wasn't either of those in the games)

This will be the first and only time Peach gets kidnapped,

It will not just be the Mario Bros who are rescuing Peach but also E.Gadd, Toad, Yoshi, Daisy, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong (Nearing the end of the second act), and Wario and Waluigi (during the third act)

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Hysterical

2. Posted:

May I make an appearance?

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Tasuki

3. Posted:

Well you lost me at Jack Black. Can't stand that guy.

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HawkeyeWii

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Some of those actors were exactly who I would have pictured in those roles! haha

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KaiserGX

5. Posted:

Adam Sandler lol... Untitled WALUIGIIII!!!!

Kachou on!

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Pichuka97

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How the heck is Adam Sandler going to make this work ;) Sounds interesting.

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Pichuka97

7. Posted:

KaiserGX wrote:

Adam Sandler lol... Untitled WALUIGIIII!!!!

Thats what I was thinking. lol Billy Madison.

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Chrono_Cross

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Tasuki wrote:

Well you lost me at Jack Black. Can't stand that guy.

+1

Good luck, though!

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make lady gaga star in everything and you have yourself a deal

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we're problem solving
Drink 'til she's attractive
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WingedSnagret

10. Posted:

Justin Bieber as Bowser Jr...
I can't even come up with a response to that...

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SwerdMurd

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but Disney doesn't own the rights to Mario..... And Wahlberg can't do an Italian accent....And Jeff Dunham should be shot, then burned at stake.

And Adam Sandler's career ended with Big Daddy but no one told him.

And Lady Gaga is straight up terrifying. I'll throw her on the stake w/ Dunham.

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CM30

12. Posted:

WingedFish wrote:

Justin Bieber as Bowser Jr...
I can't even come up with a response to that...

Considering how most people have the same opinion of him as people online have of Bieber, it seems like a sane decision to me (aka they hate him).

I guess it's an interesting cast list though.

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The_Fox

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Bronies4ever wrote:

Boomerang Bro will have multiple personality disorder, he will constantly change voices, that means you'll also be hearing Walter, Jose, Peanut, Melvin, Achmed, Sweet Daddy Dee, and Bubba J do the voice of the Boomerang Bro

That's not how multiple personality disorder works. My suspension of disbelief has been shattered.

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LordJumpMad

14. Posted:

This is a great idea, but you need a little help with the casting, and writing.
I for one would cast:
Ron Jeremy as Mario
Chevy Chase as Luigi
Paris Hilton as Peach
Paul Reubens as Boweser
Shaquille O'Neal as Toad

The story should be about Bowser turning every human into monkeys, but Mario comes in with a AK-47 and a chainsaw for a hand to stop him,but Mario goes back in time to World War II where he finds his father Luigi in a Koopa camp, run by Nazi Robot Goombas.

I'm 100% sure, that how Mario games go, and I hope Disney will give me lotsa of $$$ for my awsome idea.

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Kaeobais

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LordJumpMad wrote:

Ron Jeremy as Mario
Paris Hilton as Peach

I don't know if I want to see your version of a Mario movie.

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Morphbug

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Aviator wrote:

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make lady gaga star in everything and you have yourself a deal

Gaga would make a better Rosalina than Angelina.

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Inazuma_Pikpik

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April Fool's Day was about a month ago...

Make sure to grab your umbrella, it's raining puns out there.
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ogo79

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LordJumpMad wrote:

This is a great idea, but you need a little help with the casting, and writing.
I for one would cast:
Ron Jeremy as Mario
Chevy Chase as Luigi
Paris Hilton as Peach
Paul Reubens as Boweser
Shaquille O'Neal as Toad

The story should be about Bowser turning every human into monkeys, but Mario comes in with a AK-47 and a chainsaw for a hand to stop him,but Mario goes back in time to World War II where he finds his father Luigi in a Koopa camp, run by Nazi Robot Goombas.

I'm 100% sure, that how Mario games go, and I hope Disney will give me lotsa of $$$ for my awsome idea.

i can play ron jeremys part

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Tasuki

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Bronies4ever wrote:

Boomerang Bro will have multiple personality disorder, he will constantly change voices, that means you'll also be hearing Walter, Jose, Peanut, Melvin, Achmed, Sweet Daddy Dee, and Bubba J do the voice of the Boomerang Bro

The problem with that is that if you do follow Jeff Dunham you would have known that he retired Sweet Daddy Dee a few months ago.

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Void

20. Posted:

Oh, thats a good joke. :O
Don't make me over laugh by telling me you were serious.

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