As suggested in this thread, it's time for another chance to let the forumers get to know each other well. This time, debating the lengths of their ...'s - sorry, ladies, this is one thread that you're just gonna have to watch from the sidelines rather than joining in, but if you wish, there's nothing stopping you from pretending to be male, or creating a female topic.
Oh - and for risk of getting the topic locked, remember to call it "...".

I'll go first...
My ... is so big, I can wear it as a belt.

Ok this is getting a little too creepy :/

Whenever I go out I have to tuck it in my sock.

So you can imagine the looks I get when I wear shorts.

HAHAHAHA

I can make balloon animals with mine.

Did you notice the way i suggested it, but didn't actually do it. Jeez.

I'm hereby ignoring this thread, in case someone decides to prove there worth.

why do you know tha.....

WOOOOAAAH

oh, i dunno... i could say something like 'my ... is so long, it reaches down to mid-thigh' and i would be being completely honest. we are just discussing '...'s and not anything more specific than that, right?

My .... is an "innie". I basically have two belly buttons. One with balls.

You know what they say about Black men.

Although, is that true for those who are mixed race?

How long is your ......? What? Hamster?

I really hope nobody posts any pics on this thread.

Or realistic drawings

My hamster is 3.9" long from tip of nose to tip of tail.

My ... is life sized.
But remember kids, the size of your ... doesn't matter, it is how you use it that counts!

My .... is so long, it posts here under the name "Corbie."

one time, this girl said to me: "is that your knee or are you just happy to see me?"

@Corbie - LOL! That really made me laugh.
My brother used to have a Russian Dwarf hamster that would grab on to his finger with his mouth and would wiggle it's little legs when he lifted him up that way.

I thought you had a chicken ****!

It goes down to my knee.

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Wait, you mean we're NOT talking about mustaches?