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Re: Video: Listen to a Drummer Nail the Mario Underground Theme

Salamihawk

I dunno. Reminds me a lot of Metallica's S&M: If you add something on top of an already completed song, there's a tendency to overdo it and compete for attention, as if to say "Hey, listen! Here's something new I added to the song, cool innit?" By itself, yeah, maybe, but the song itself already has it's points of focus, and dubbing over it with an overly-eager drum solo ain't gonna help.

S&M was the same way: only the songs specifically written with the orchestra in mind were any good, the rest sounded like two different bands blaring noise at one another.

Re: Bayonetta 2 Demo Now Live In The European Wii U eShop

Salamihawk

@Pahvi Quite the opposite. This demo is perfect. It's short, it shows what the game is all about, and it shows the start of the story.

Plus, it's a nonstop rollercoster of crazy poopoodoodoocacapoopledoople. Literally, every time they show you something cool, they one-up themselves with something even cooler. From the reviews of the full game, this keeps going until the very end.

Re: Watch Dogs Wii U Release Dates Confirmed

Salamihawk

Yeah, no doggeyoopsiepoopiepoodle. Why would they take unfinished software like this and master it to a real metallic disc instead of just burning it and writing "Watch_Dogs, internal copy, do not distribute" on it?

Re: Watch Dogs Wii U Release Dates Confirmed

Salamihawk

@Megaman_D, if you like getting burned, by all means...

I'm telling you straight up, though: The game didn't live up to the hype either graphically or gameplay wise and the Wii U port will be gimped with poor performance and graphics because Ubisoft wants the Wii U to fail and wants an excuse to not have to do actual work when porting to another console.

Re: Ubisoft's Uplay Application Hints That Watch Dogs Is Still On Its Way To Wii U

Salamihawk

Ubisoft will delay it and delay it until finally releasing it waay too late. The game will look and play like doggeypoopiepoodle because they didn't put any effort into it, they'll charge $60 bucks for it, and then cry because nobody's buying it.

Watch_Dogs on Wii U isn't even out yet and it's already destined to fail, because Ubisoft doesn't want it to succeed. Everybody who was interested in Watch_Dogs has already bought it on other systems. Nobody's gonna pay full retail price for a doggeypoopiepoodley, lazy port of a 6-month-old game.

Watch the profanity -Lz

Re: You Can't Count Nintendo Out, Says Activision CEO

Salamihawk

@DankeyKang Here's the quick and dirty: Activision just recently announced that their latest CoD game was not coming to the Wii U, so it seems like they're slowly/quietly withdrawing support. Then they come around and say "Oh, but Nintendo is great, we love them!"

A bit two-faced, wouldn't you say?