Macaronius

"Ollie the Olive, Bene the Breadstick, Ricky Ravioli"
I must remodel my lifestyle to reflect the standards of these epic names.

Sony fails again and again to understand why Nintendo doesn't make all of their consoles state of the art. You see, Sony lost so much money this generation alone, due to the exorbitant cost it takes to make a PS3 to the much lesser cost of buying a PS3 ratio. Nintendo is intelligent when making their consoles. They use affordable parts to construct them, so that they can make them available for a reasonable price, and still have a satisfactory profit margin.

Whether 'tis nobler in the game to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous 3D, or to take arms against a sea of two dimensions, and by opposing end them? To play: to read; no more; and by reading we end the heart-ache and the thousand game-overs.

I personally believe that both systems are unprecedented leaps in the world of technology, and I am interested in both. On the other hand, purchasing both would brutally maim my wallet.

However unlikely, I would like to see them eventually bring classic home console games to this service with small updates, such as online multiplayer.

Nintendo, you never cease to amaze me.

Seems like a nice rip-off of bubble bobble.
_{Oh, and by the way, revenge is a dish best served second :3}

Pssshahahaha

It looks like the 3DS is....
Awesome.
YEEEAAAAAAAAAH!

Oooh, look!
The Horsehead Nebula!

The tagline was analogous to "OM NOM NOM"

Ambidexterity FTW!!

@Everyone_who_thought_I_was_serious_about_the_3DS_HBC:
I was merely kidding.

Pirates have returned in several different countries, therefore "pirates" have to revert to their original name, "theives".

Interesting...

I give it 5 weeks before a 3DS HBC is announced

I would much ather have no glasses at all.
It feels more natural.

Technically, Seth Green could plausibly be Mario's long lost brother, because Luigi is just an alternative of the German name Ludwig, which means famous warrior, and clearly Luigi is not.

It could have been a mix-up at Mushroom Kingdom General's maternity ward.

I am no longer capable of processing rational thought because it's so awesome!

THERE IS STILL HOPE!

Those screenshots look so co-HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!

Ouch, my faith!

I was born in England...

Cobbers...
You look like my dad

I was 1 when pilotwings 64 was released!

I believe this game deserves an 8/10, but that is merely my opinion.

Psshaw, It's easy.
I've done it a million times.

When will there be a review of this game?

Just.... World of Warcraft...

The music is so horrifying, yet hypnotic.

BIRD IS THE WORD

Too bad...

20 million......
I AM NOT WORTHY!!!!

"exentric" lolinator

This is just plain bizzare.

Kewl.

Is it "so monumentally insane that it belongs in a mental institution golf", or is it simply, "crazy golf"? I will only settle for "so monumentally insane that it belongs in a mental institution golf".

Sounds like a b-movie, like epic space ninjas from Mars.

I just got it, but I lost my dsi

Why have 1 solitaire when you can have 5 solitaires!

Why is th card game called "hold 'em" not "hold them"? it's reeeeally messing with my OCD...

EXTREME!!!!!!!!

Meh, i played a couple of times, didn't really "grab" me.

I also second your opinion rayvin. I would enjoy a crossword puzzle app, new puzzle submitted from nintendo's servers to your dsi daily, and an ability to submit your best time on finishing the puzzle. aaaaah, the possibilities!

Hmmm, strokes beard most intriguing...

vomits

sigh

@azikira: hahaha

Remove the "a" and put an "e" in it's place
Take out one of the "e" 's
There you have it, feces with a z instead of an s.
I am soooo immature.