D3Publisher has just sent over the newest bit of news on their upcoming DS release Blue Dragon: Awakened Shadow. It seems they felt the need to set the record straight on the Poo Facts and they've put together a few of the more important ones below for your reading pleasure.
Poo Facts:
- Poo Snakes are made of piles of poo that have been infected with a parasite. These create a symbiotic being that is basically a sentient poo.
- Poo Snakes have short tempers.
- Poo Snakes love shiny things and rare minerals.
- More powerful Poo Snakes can transform into Metallic Poo Snakes.
- Poo Snakes often store items within their own bodies which they can release at will.
Blue Dragon: Awakened Shadow will be available on the Nintendo DS, and is ESRB-rated “E10+.” For more information, please visit the D3Publisher website at http://www.d3publisher.us.
We'll keep you posted on any new developments with Blue Dragon: Awakened Shadow and we'll have a full review shortly after the game's release.
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METALLIC POO SNAKES FTW!
...What was that...?
I want this game...
This is weird... Poopie Cube and Platinum Poo?
Poop sells people. It's a fact!
...are they trying to kill what little's left of my interest?
o_O
I love poo!
I want this in Europe. I may have to import some games!
I think Ill play with my Pissed Off Metallic Poo Snake while taking a Poo
I want to know... how does a Poo Snake take a poo?
I was going to criticize the title of the post...until I read the actual content. What the heck are the developers thinking? What humor does poop have in a game (other than Rare's Conker franchise)?
Hahahahaha poo
It's the poopocalypse.
@Wolfcoyote: You'd understand if you read Akira Toriyama's Dr. Slump.
kinda reminds me of the great mighty poo in Conker's bad fur day
Wow, the title and tagline just brightened up my day.
@TwilightV: Dr. Slump? If I wasn't about to go to bed after a long day of work I would head straight to Google and Wikipedia. I guess I can withdraw my previous statement (for now), but toilet humor in a Blue Dragon series game?
I'll stick with MH Tri's dung bombs....
Hehe.... sticky....
And they said Earthbound was advertised poorly.
Sentient poo?
Mr. Hankey? HOWDY-HO, KYLE!!
UH....poo?
Yes. Poo.
@Wolfcoyote: You DO know that the original Blue Dragon on Xbox 360 was chock full of Poo Snakes, right? They're pretty much the series' answer to Dragon Quest Slimes: Used for freaking EVERYTHING, with about a kazillion different forms (including TWO über-powerful optional bosses).
what made them choose the name poo? did some guy actually "poo" his pants and oula sh** snakes get incorperated into the game.....
LOL this is great
Surely they could have came up with something better than that.
Player has attacked Poo.
Poo takes 10 damage.
Poo attacks player.
Player takes 1 damage.
Player contracts Cholera!
This stinks.
Heh heh heh.
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