Portable gaming and toilets go hand-in-washed-hand: there’s no better time to get some uninterrupted gaming going than when sat atop the porcelain throne. With the DS turning five years old in Europe today, we're celebrating some of the machine's golden titles: those games that make us wish there was a way to charge the machine in the bathroom. Here's five DS titles that keep the Nintendo Life toilets occupied.
Mr Driller: Drill Spirits
Burrowing your way to the bottom of a blocked passage may not sound like the ideal en suite entertainment, but its finely-crafted stages are just the right length for a brief pitstop, with the time attack mode enough to entertain anyone doing a long stretch. With Mr Driller: Drill 'Til You Drop available on DSiWare in Japan, it may not be too long until you can line up more than one nugget on your DSi.
Picross
Another puzzler with the addiction factor, Picross is powder room perfection: finishing one off can take anywhere from thirty seconds to half an hour if it's a particularly big one. With Picross 3D now available across Europe, gamers can take their defecation distraction to a third dimension.
Animal Crossing: Wild World
Not all porcelain pastimes are short, one-more-go affairs. Animal Crossing: Wild World takes up your toilet time with the promise of something new always around the corner: taking AC into the WC at quarter-to the hour is a surefire way to lose twenty minutes. Sunday mornings are worst, the combination of turds 'n' turnips keeping you lavatory-locked for hours.
Paper Plane
Although toilet roll makes rubbish paper planes, it turns out paper plane games are ideally suited to latrine leisure, with this DSiWare download doing its bit to keep you entertained during your daily duties. Although the multiplayer Race mode that lets you and a friend race on the same machine is unlikely to see many restroom run-outs – but hey, we're open-minded about that kind of thing – the Endless mode is extremely bog-friendly and, at a measly 200 Points, almost as cheap as pinching a loaf.
Pokémon
Pokémon games are fiendishly difficult to put down at the best of times, but the format excels when you're perched on the can flushing out the odd Weedle or Grimer. In fact, there's so many Pokémon now that we could make filthy puns about going for a Squirtle all day long, but that would do the game a great disservice: time whizzes by when battling on the bog, whether your Pokémon uses Slash, Water Gun or, er, Egg Bomb. Just hope whoever's next doesn't use Odour Sleuth.
Despite our better judgement, we're now throwing this one over to you, the Nintendo Life readers. What keeps you entertained during your routine? Perhaps you enjoy a spot of Gardening Mama, or indulge in a drop of Rhythm Heaven? Whatever your toilet tipple, let us know – but try to keep it clean, eh?
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Hahahaha
...Interesting...
"Short spurt" just sounds SO wrong. Great article though.
hahahahahahaha GREAT feature, prosody. it's where i do my best thinking, and my best gaming. i've definitely made family members angry in the morning because i'm in there for a good thirty minutes trying to beat a level, and someone needs to shower!
this article makes it so I will never buy a used handheld system ever. lol
playing games at a toilet is damn gross IMO
Haha, win article. Also win tag. 'Toot toot' indeed.
Anyone that says they've never gamed on the toilet is fibbing.
I am not saying I never had. I once played Metroid Prime hunters online on the toilet, just because I couldn't leave the area without messing up my score. I just didn't know it was common.
Nice article
Pro tactics:
1) Download a demo of something from the Nintendo Channel
2) Go evacuate yourself whilst playing.
3) Have demo finished before you leave.
The early Pokemon games put my butt to sleep for a long time.
I've never gamed on the loo.
......Okay...
I still remember beating Dragon Quest V DS on the throne. Great moment!
The world's greatest toilet game is actually Neo Turfmasters on NeoGeo Pocket Colour. That game has sapped years of my life and is amazing.
Wanna have a healthy digestive system? Play Tetris on the toilet, I do, and my body thanks me.
lol @ Raylax's pro tactics ;D
This is just plain bizzare.
i don't understand this editorial
I feel like taking a crap now...
Don't forget your DS
No comment. D:
I wish Luigi78 could see this, he'd be so proud!
NintendoLife will help your gaming, and your health.
Oh man, this is one funny collection of toilet jokes!
Such an awesome article. I play video games when I'm squeezin' one off all the time.
I actually play my DSi pretty much every time ive got to take the browns to the superbowl...perfect entertainment
i would add Pyoro/ Birds and beans to this list - what i often play
@Machu: Indeed, this is a comment thread worthy of the monkey-man himself. i certainly hope y'all are washing your hands before picking up your DSes again after taking out any Klingons orbiting Uranus, though D:
i bring me ds or dsi or psp to the throne heck i even remeber beaten ff7 crisis core while i happen to sit on the throne
Uhhh... very interesting. Personally, though I'm too klutzy to play DS on the toilet without a great risk of it being damaged.
haha, that is awesome article, for me it's has been Game & Watch Collection lately.
I play lots of games in my hidden chamber!
I was so into my first playthrough of Phantom Hourglass that I couldn't put it down for mere necessity. Usually, however, I merely read my way to glory on the throne. Great article!
It happens to be whatever I am playing but Hotel Dusk is a good one for me.
oh god the puns... it hurts my brain!!!!
loved it... heh funny people are always like 'You take your Ds to the loo with you?!" so i thought it was wierd and i was one of a few.. but apparently not... I play dracula undead awakening and army defender most of the time on the john. but I also play online bombmerman matches at times, and even some call of duty mobilized JUST for the novelty of saying "HAH! I owned you while taking a dump!!!" if only there was some way to text or voice chat while i did that....
Haha, thats like the only time I have to play my games.
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This article is really ...ew
I don't see how people take so long to use the washroom, 3 minutes is more than enough time. Not much gaming can be done in that time.
iPhone gaming and Ace Attorney for me
Maybe you all should just consider adding some fiber to your diet.
Have never done it before. Didnt think it was normal. But now you have proved me wrong...
The toilet? Doesn't anybody play their GB in the shower anymore?
@pie4prez
lol
With exception of Mr Driller, i own the other 4 games mentioned on my DS / DS Lite / DSi. And yes there great time waster and great fun.
pokemon is indeed good for these "short playing sessions"
also before bed, it makes you drowzee in no time.
I normally play Trajectile, its got the perfect length of puzzles, do a few and ur done! (yeah im pretty fast XD)
One of the best is Mario Kart and Metroid Prime Pinball
I'm seriously a sucker for a good session of Pokemon on the water closet
They need to make a real Game and Watch Gallery for DS. I've been playing G&WG4 (I guess that's Game Boy Gallery 5 for you UK'ers) for the GBA lately while on the can. Now that is the perfect toilet timewaster. You can even save your current game at any point in case you think people will start to get curious as to why you're in there for so long!
I had low expectations of this and they were exceeded. Clever, but gross James, nicely done!
I do not have the most healthy of digestive systems which is why I spend my bathroom time sketching the toilet door in Art Academy.
....... Ummm.. uhhh... I'd liked to say this is interesting... but... I think I'd like to say eww instead. I don't think I'll ever be able to look a my DSi the same way again...... I didn't realize so many people actually did that.
I like Clubhouse Games for those extra long toilet sessions.
Yes, there's nothing quite like beating bosses while doing your duty.
I agree with Rhythm Heaven, but WarioWare can go to far (in both meanings).
Even so, Doki Doki Majo Shinpan is, for obvious reasons, not a game that I consider playing at those times. (No; seriously! I have the whole series!)
...i thought i was the only 1 that did and still does that lol
so..im not alone lol
Sonic Classic Collection = Sonic 3 & Knuckles on the toilet
Great article! I always play with my DS when I'm going for number 2!
For some reason when I saw this I had hopes for Tingle's Toilet Training
Come on Tingle =(
I like to play Madden and take the Browns to the Super Bowl!
Playing games on the john is a gamer's duty!
@miketh2005
...Wow.... just wow... lol
Yeah, but its never a short spurt for some people!
MP Prime Pinball for me. Helps me to, y'know.....its the pinballing n all that....
I've dropped an awful lot of blocks down the Tetris hole. Sometimes I'll get curly S- and L-shaped blocks that I can't do anything but clog the system with, then there's the wider squares and knobby T-blocks which are especially gruesome to pass. But every now and then, I'll take a long, strait I-block, and if the timing is right, flush four whole rows down the drain all at once! Whatever you do, Just don't let them clog up the pipes all the way to the top, or it's Game Over, and you'll be reaching for the Plunger, LOTFLMAO!
Paper Plane could even come in handy!
@StarDust I don't think I'll ever see tetris explained in such a gross way again.
Zelda: Spirit Tracks. Blow that whistle!
Hangman Extreme is a great way to pass the time while your being "creative".
Yep! Nothing like gaming on the potty. Sometimes, I even end up sitting on it longer than I need to.
Bird and Bombs!
Metal Slug 7. Allows for enough time for a run through of a level.
My finest hour.
LOL, I'm going to imagine that I'm not the only person who has migrated to the throne while playing Pokemon.
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