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Re: Where To Pre-Order Bayonetta 3 On Switch

Jaguar_Wong

@sethharris1191
A good review is about information, framed by human experience.

I've read many 9/10 reviews that provided me with information that let me know I wouldn't like a game - and many 4/10 reviews that did the opposite.

Re: You Can Now Hang Nintendo's Biggest-Selling Console On Your Wall

Jaguar_Wong

I have a friend who used to race bangers at the weekend. Pull out the radiator, fit a water tank, reinforce the doors with whatever scrap metal was lying around - then smash it to bits against 20 other similar cars on a Sunday morning...

They used Ford Cortinas and Granadas because they were cheap and seemingly in endless supply...

These cars are considered a rare classic in good condition today, something to be treasured and preserved.

Humans never learn.

Re: Metroid Dread Version 1.0.3 Is Now Available, Here Are The Full Patch Notes

Jaguar_Wong

@aaronsullivan as I've said to someone else, they are far too easy. The main bosses are glorified quick time events, sub bosses you can just brute-force. The final boss in particular had a single attack in the middle phase that was tricky - other than that it's easy dodging while you w wait for a counter opportunity. Then hammer the missiles while you watch the cinematic.

Re: Review: Road To Guangdong - A Fine Story Ruined By Shoddy Performance And Linearity

Jaguar_Wong

"While it's true that the respective audiences lead to a cross-pollination of mismatched elements in the more mainstream gaming space, it's nice that things like Road to Guangdong can still come along and offer something completely out of step with any conflicting trends."

I like to think I'm a pretty intelligent, well read kind of guy - but I have no idea what you're trying to say here, @StuartGipp ?

Re: Shakedown: Hawaii For Wii U Arrives Next Week

Jaguar_Wong

@NintendoWiiDS
Well that's really effing annoying.
I was only really interested in the Wii version of Shakedown from a collection perspective, as it is likely to be last Wii game ever properly produced - Oh well, worse things happen at sea!