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Re: Review: Sexy Poker (WiiWare)

Bahamut_ZERO

What was with the picture changes?

And why show pictures of the ugliest people possible? Show the one of the girl on the race car stripped down, at least she's kinda-sorta-maybe hot.....

Re: Review: Sexy Poker (WiiWare)

Bahamut_ZERO

....Wait, there's anime chicks in underwear in SIlver Star Chess? That's the first I've heard of this.

Anyways, you can find naughtier images with Google Images with the safe search on!

Re: Bonsai Barber out in Europe this week

Bahamut_ZERO

@ejamer: "Done very well" is not an average score of 79. That's "done good." Besides, there aren't enough review numbers to be conclusive.

That's why I love (and put al my trust) in this site. Otherwise, I would be buying WW games in the dark due to lack of reviews, skipping out on Toki Tori to buy Sporgs....shivers

Re: Review: Final Fantasy Legend III (Game Boy)

Bahamut_ZERO

I can't make a 7/10 joke per say, more of a 7/10 mocking this time. God, I love the tradition I started here

Anyways, I actually hear FFL2 is the best in the series. And are you going to do mystic quest, I hear that's really good.

Re: Nintendo are 'very impressed' with Monster Hunter 3's Graphics

Bahamut_ZERO

Now this can be mistaken for a 360 game. I find it funny that HVS were specifically trying to make it look like a 360 game and failed, Capcom just wanted this to look good and achieved HVS's goal

I'm addicted to MHFU, and I can't wait for this game. And a tip for MH n00bs:

Start with the longsword, it's very easy to use. Don't use the S&S like the game says, it's only good for pros.

Re: Overturn: Mecha Wars Coming to WiiWare on Monday

Bahamut_ZERO

I'm surprised, giant fighting robots is more of a Japanese thing.

I except a hasty review, particularly if it's by Corbie
Just kidding, but I do hope the review comes out quick. I have enough for this or NyxQuest (speaking of which, when will that come out).

Re: Review: Castlevania II: Belmont's Revenge (Game Boy)

Bahamut_ZERO

This is why I really wish the DSi would release a VC. There are so many GB games I've never had the chance to play, and probably will not since I would have to buy them individually off eBay. When I had my GB as a kid (first system ever) my schedule of gaming for the entire year went along the lines of:

Pokemon Blue, Pokemon Red, Super Mario Land, Pokemon Blue, Mega Man: Dr.Wily's Revenge, Pokemon Red, Pokemon Blue.

Yes, I was (and still am) I huge Pokemon fan. Even later on when I became a true gamer (with the N64 era) and started buying more games for the GB, there was so much I missed.

@theberrage: You have something against the greatest console ever made? Huh, do ya punk , do ya

Re: iPhone more powerful than Wii?

Bahamut_ZERO

You see, with these angry mobs, someone always goes "Get your pitchforks!" which everyone does. But they always forget torches!

I make a conformable living off this. So when next time you forget your torch for your angry mob, remember to go to "ZERO's Torch Emporium" remember, that's "ZERO's Torch Emporium!"

And have a great time rioting!

Re: First Video of myNotebook

Bahamut_ZERO

I'm sure you have noticed it is much harder to write with the DS touch screen then with a regular pencil. For the same price I could just buy a small notebook and pencil. Besides, who wants to carry around their $200 Nintendo DSi in New York City?

Though, I still don't trust you on Pop. You said it would be out at the launch........months ago.......

Re: Game Boy 20th Anniversary Special

Bahamut_ZERO

I love the GB/GBC. My favorite system, ever, by far. It was my first video game system I ever played, along with the first game (Pokemon blue). Ah the memories

Do Mega Man: Revenge/Return (I forget ) of Dr. Wily. Pleeeaaasssseeee. I know I'll be the only one to suggest it, but still

Re: Epic Games: Give Us HD Wii and We'll Talk

Bahamut_ZERO

The final line of this article urks me to no end (one of the two Conduit-haters on NLife), but I digress.....

Anyways, I personally don't care if EPic games comes to the Wii or not. To borrow the words of a very wise chemist:

"I bought a Wii for new experiences, not N64 games with fancy brown graphics."

That quote is win

Re: Review: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (Super Nintendo)

Bahamut_ZERO

.......This is a joke, right? 10/10? This does not deserve a 10. Few games do. Only true blinding masterpieces. This is great, but it is certainty no masterpiece. I love this game too, but not deserving a 10. More 9 material. That's just tone super-adorable-Japanese deity's opinion for ya

Also, I found this game hard. Some levels were maddening, especially the auto scrolling ones. I find this harder than Mega Man 9 and Mega Man. The last time I played it was when I was 6 though.......