And why show pictures of the ugliest people possible? Show the one of the girl on the race car stripped down, at least she's kinda-sorta-maybe hot.....
@ejamer: "Done very well" is not an average score of 79. That's "done good." Besides, there aren't enough review numbers to be conclusive.
That's why I love (and put al my trust) in this site. Otherwise, I would be buying WW games in the dark due to lack of reviews, skipping out on Toki Tori to buy Sporgs....shivers
Now this can be mistaken for a 360 game. I find it funny that HVS were specifically trying to make it look like a 360 game and failed, Capcom just wanted this to look good and achieved HVS's goal
I'm addicted to MHFU, and I can't wait for this game. And a tip for MH n00bs:
Start with the longsword, it's very easy to use. Don't use the S&S like the game says, it's only good for pros.
@Corbie: I know, I was a lurker on Vc-Reviews from the start, but got an account when WWW started. But you owe me won, I resisted making a joke that time
And if ROMs are illegal, how did you get the pics without ROMs
I'm surprised, giant fighting robots is more of a Japanese thing.
I except a hasty review, particularly if it's by Corbie Just kidding, but I do hope the review comes out quick. I have enough for this or NyxQuest (speaking of which, when will that come out).
This is why I really wish the DSi would release a VC. There are so many GB games I've never had the chance to play, and probably will not since I would have to buy them individually off eBay. When I had my GB as a kid (first system ever) my schedule of gaming for the entire year went along the lines of:
Pokemon Blue, Pokemon Red, Super Mario Land, Pokemon Blue, Mega Man: Dr.Wily's Revenge, Pokemon Red, Pokemon Blue.
Yes, I was (and still am) I huge Pokemon fan. Even later on when I became a true gamer (with the N64 era) and started buying more games for the GB, there was so much I missed.
@theberrage: You have something against the greatest console ever made? Huh, do ya punk , do ya
You see, with these angry mobs, someone always goes "Get your pitchforks!" which everyone does. But they always forget torches!
I make a conformable living off this. So when next time you forget your torch for your angry mob, remember to go to "ZERO's Torch Emporium" remember, that's "ZERO's Torch Emporium!"
I'm sure you have noticed it is much harder to write with the DS touch screen then with a regular pencil. For the same price I could just buy a small notebook and pencil. Besides, who wants to carry around their $200 Nintendo DSi in New York City?
Though, I still don't trust you on Pop. You said it would be out at the launch........months ago.......
I love the GB/GBC. My favorite system, ever, by far. It was my first video game system I ever played, along with the first game (Pokemon blue). Ah the memories
Do Mega Man: Revenge/Return (I forget ) of Dr. Wily. Pleeeaaasssseeee. I know I'll be the only one to suggest it, but still
I mean, I could understand how Pong Toss sold, it had frat boys everywhere buying it, but how the hell does a game about fishing selling so much it gets #1?
The "...."s in the title make me feel like the game's unexcited about it. It's hard to explain, but try saying it and put on a bland/disappointed sounding voice for the second part of the title
.......This is a joke, right? 10/10? This does not deserve a 10. Few games do. Only true blinding masterpieces. This is great, but it is certainty no masterpiece. I love this game too, but not deserving a 10. More 9 material. That's just tone super-adorable-Japanese deity's opinion for ya
Also, I found this game hard. Some levels were maddening, especially the auto scrolling ones. I find this harder than Mega Man 9 and Mega Man. The last time I played it was when I was 6 though.......
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Re: Review: Sexy Poker (WiiWare)
@evilralfwiggum: That was real people though. This isn't.
@Fleeman: Unfortunately you're right. Remember how good Pong Toss did?
Re: Review: Sexy Poker (WiiWare)
What was with the picture changes?
And why show pictures of the ugliest people possible? Show the one of the girl on the race car stripped down, at least she's kinda-sorta-maybe hot.....
Re: Review: Sexy Poker (WiiWare)
....Wait, there's anime chicks in underwear in SIlver Star Chess? That's the first I've heard of this.
Anyways, you can find naughtier images with Google Images with the safe search on!
Re: Bonsai Barber out in Europe this week
@ejamer: "Done very well" is not an average score of 79. That's "done good." Besides, there aren't enough review numbers to be conclusive.
That's why I love (and put al my trust) in this site. Otherwise, I would be buying WW games in the dark due to lack of reviews, skipping out on Toki Tori to buy Sporgs....shivers
Re: Bonsai Barber out in Europe this week
Am I the only one who thinks it funny that they're drinking champagne with a goofy colorful, smiling, carrot cake
Re: Modern Warfare sequel heading for DS
@supermarioman: That was Treyarch that screwed up CoD3
Re: Monster Hunter 3 Formally Announced For US, EU
Damn, 2010 is going to be the Wii's biggest year yet! Super Mario Galaxy 2, Metroid: Other M, Monster Hunter, and who knows what else!
Re: Modern Warfare sequel heading for DS
@The FOX: It's a whole new game rather than a port.
Depending on it's quality, I might pick it up. Though MW2 will have me more than occupied. I just wish IW was making this
Re: Review: Final Fantasy Legend III (Game Boy)
@Corbie: Ah ha! So you admit it! You do love the number 7!!!! I finally have proof!!!!
Re: Review: Castlevania II: Belmont's Revenge (Game Boy)
@pixelman: I think there might be a law in some countries that says it's legal to use a ROM if the game is 10 years old, not sure though.
ROMs are very controversial, and nobody knows for sure their legality.
Re: Review: Final Fantasy Legend III (Game Boy)
I can't make a 7/10 joke per say, more of a 7/10 mocking this time. God, I love the tradition I started here
Anyways, I actually hear FFL2 is the best in the series. And are you going to do mystic quest, I hear that's really good.
Re: Nintendo are 'very impressed' with Monster Hunter 3's Graphics
Now this can be mistaken for a 360 game. I find it funny that HVS were specifically trying to make it look like a 360 game and failed, Capcom just wanted this to look good and achieved HVS's goal
I'm addicted to MHFU, and I can't wait for this game. And a tip for MH n00bs:
Start with the longsword, it's very easy to use. Don't use the S&S like the game says, it's only good for pros.
Re: Review: Castlevania II: Belmont's Revenge (Game Boy)
@Corbie: I know, I was a lurker on Vc-Reviews from the start, but got an account when WWW started. But you owe me won, I resisted making a joke that time
And if ROMs are illegal, how did you get the pics without ROMs
Re: Overturn: Mecha Wars Coming to WiiWare on Monday
I'm surprised, giant fighting robots is more of a Japanese thing.
I except a hasty review, particularly if it's by Corbie
Just kidding, but I do hope the review comes out quick. I have enough for this or NyxQuest (speaking of which, when will that come out).
Re: Review: Castlevania II: Belmont's Revenge (Game Boy)
@Corbie: Did you say seven mods? Oh, you make it too easy Corbs, too easy
And uh, btw, emulators are illegal unless you're in Switzerland
Re: Review: Castlevania II: Belmont's Revenge (Game Boy)
@pixelman: You place it in the GBA slot. You don't need a PHD
Re: Review: Castlevania II: Belmont's Revenge (Game Boy)
This is why I really wish the DSi would release a VC. There are so many GB games I've never had the chance to play, and probably will not since I would have to buy them individually off eBay. When I had my GB as a kid (first system ever) my schedule of gaming for the entire year went along the lines of:
Pokemon Blue, Pokemon Red, Super Mario Land, Pokemon Blue, Mega Man: Dr.Wily's Revenge, Pokemon Red, Pokemon Blue.
Yes, I was (and still am) I huge Pokemon fan. Even later on when I became a true gamer (with the N64 era) and started buying more games for the GB, there was so much I missed.
@theberrage: You have something against the greatest console ever made? Huh, do ya punk , do ya
Re: iPhone more powerful than Wii?
@PheonixSage: Thank You
@Chunky_Droid: Since when were you a mod?
Re: iPhone more powerful than Wii?
You see, with these angry mobs, someone always goes "Get your pitchforks!" which everyone does. But they always forget torches!
I make a conformable living off this. So when next time you forget your torch for your angry mob, remember to go to "ZERO's Torch Emporium" remember, that's "ZERO's Torch Emporium!"
And have a great time rioting!
Re: Little King's Story Creators Want A Sequel
Bit early eh
@Pixelman: Don't you mean the "sequel to first game"
Re: Upload Your DSi Photos Directly to Facebook
Facebook even more evil than Twitter.
Re: First Video of myNotebook
@Nintendork: lol, I don't risk carrying anything expensive into that city
@Nnooo: Adventure? Like an adventure mode? Or another game?
Re: First Video of myNotebook
I'm sure you have noticed it is much harder to write with the DS touch screen then with a regular pencil. For the same price I could just buy a small notebook and pencil. Besides, who wants to carry around their $200 Nintendo DSi in New York City?
Though, I still don't trust you on Pop. You said it would be out at the launch........months ago.......
Re: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Sky Gets Ready To Launch
@Cipher: Well there is a kid named Ganondorf, so it's possible.
Re: Flipper: New Screenshots and Artwork Showcase New Art Style
Looks nice, but what is it?
Re: Game Boy 20th Anniversary Special
@donth....ah screw it : It's easy. Just have Corbie write them all. They'll all be 7s
Re: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Sky Gets Ready To Launch
Am I missing something? Mystery Dungeon for WiiWare?
Re: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Sky Gets Ready To Launch
@Adam: I don't know, I dropped the mystery dungeon games they sucked so much
@TwilightV: You're right. I don't care about mystery dungeon. I just want to spread my hatred
Re: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Sky Gets Ready To Launch
Let me tell you, that was some epic fail with all those firsts
But I won
Anyways, what does that quote Adam posted mean anyways?
Re: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Sky Gets Ready To Launch
Let me be the first to say that PKMN Mystery Dungeon games suck. I hate em, despite being worlds biggest Pokemon fan
Re: Game Boy 20th Anniversary Special
I love the GB/GBC. My favorite system, ever, by far. It was my first video game system I ever played, along with the first game (Pokemon blue). Ah the memories
Do Mega Man: Revenge/Return (I forget ) of Dr. Wily. Pleeeaaasssseeee. I know I'll be the only one to suggest it, but still
Re: Top 20 WiiWare Games in USA (29th July)
Reel...Fishing....Challenge......
I mean, I could understand how Pong Toss sold, it had frat boys everywhere buying it, but how the hell does a game about fishing selling so much it gets #1?
Re: Epic Games: Give Us HD Wii and We'll Talk
@bbb: You bet your ass
@Alex: Couldn't agree more.
Re: Epic Games: Give Us HD Wii and We'll Talk
The final line of this article urks me to no end (one of the two Conduit-haters on NLife), but I digress.....
Anyways, I personally don't care if EPic games comes to the Wii or not. To borrow the words of a very wise chemist:
"I bought a Wii for new experiences, not N64 games with fancy brown graphics."
That quote is win
Re: Pop Island New Wave Trailer
What the.....this gameplay looks.....weird. What genre is this, or is it the FIRST game of a whole new genre?
EDIT: Goddammit Cheezy
Re: Scribblenauts GameStop Preorder Bonus For The Birds
...........Wha-
Re: Nintendo Rep: Bye VC, Hello WiiWare
No further comment needed.
Re: Want Your Name in Furry Legends?
I hate Twitter, so I won't enter.
Though I'd vote for a 7 named Corbie
Re: Review: A Little Bit of... Dr. Kawashima's Brain Training Sudoku (DSiWare)
The "...."s in the title make me feel like the game's unexcited about it. It's hard to explain, but try saying it and put on a bland/disappointed sounding voice for the second part of the title
Re: Nicalis and Nigoro Join Forces
@DaVeMa: Actually, that's a first!
Re: Review: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (Super Nintendo)
@Kid_A: Nothing is better than Super Mario Galaxy.
Except Pokemon.
Re: Review: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (Super Nintendo)
.......This is a joke, right? 10/10? This does not deserve a 10. Few games do. Only true blinding masterpieces. This is great, but it is certainty no masterpiece. I love this game too, but not deserving a 10. More 9 material. That's just tone super-adorable-Japanese deity's opinion for ya
Also, I found this game hard. Some levels were maddening, especially the auto scrolling ones. I find this harder than Mega Man 9 and Mega Man. The last time I played it was when I was 6 though.......
Re: La-Mulana Coming to WiiWare
Aww. 8 bit graphics look cooler
Re: La-Mulana Coming to WiiWare
@Ricardo: True that
Bats look annoying as hell in that game though.
Re: La-Mulana Coming to WiiWare
Looks good.
Oh, and new avatar. IT's SO CUTE
Re: Pop Creator Bringing New Apps to DSiWare
@Nnooo: Great, now, ya know, if you would only release Pop
Re: Review: Wii Sports: Resort (Wii)
Whats your blog again?
Re: Review: Wii Sports: Resort (Wii)
@Corbie: Why don't you make an article in which you rate each individual game?
And please, not too many 7s
Re: Review: Wii Sports: Resort (Wii)
Holy.....Corbie, I think you overdid it just a little.
Also, I thought Corbie-istis was spreading already, but it turned out you and Drake just switched minds. Thank God
Re: Review: The Conduit (Wii)
I agree with the score. It's a decent game, but isn't anything special, and not worth the $50. The final statment wraps up my opinions perfectly.