The low-poly days are far behind us, but many of us still have a soft spot for the work that artists and modellers had to do back when consoles couldn't handle curves. Low-Poly Animals is a (relatively) new Twitter account celebrating and chronicling some of the creatures that we might have taken for granted back in the day, but now - with photorealism and high-resolution textures being the norm - we can appreciate how adorably janky they all were.
Check out this seagull from Daytona USA. Look at the majesty of this little guy! Flapping his big ol' wings which constitute 100% of his being! Is he going forwards or backwards? It doesn't matter! It's goddamn inspirational, is what it is.
Many of the most fantastic ones are the My Pokémon Ranch and Pokémon Rumble low-poly models, which turn well-known and beloved Pokéshapes into chunky approximations of themselves. Who couldn't love these wide, weird lil Pokémon?
Did you know that the dog in Ocarina of Time was named Richard? You can't just call a dog Richard. That's a dad name, not a dog name! You wouldn't call your dad "Beans" or "Snuffles", would you? No. Calling a dog Richard is a crime. He is cute, though.
Sometimes, you get the feeling that a particular low-poly model was bashed out in a few hours, and the artist really wanted to get back to making chairs and bushes. But guess what? That just makes them all the more loveable. This penguin from MySims Kingdom has toes.
This mouse, from Earthworm Jim 3D, is apparently a ninja. We have to assume that he left all of his ninja gear at home, because it looks like a regular mouse to us.
This borb (from Super Mario 3D Land) may look like it's stuffed with polygons, but we are assured that this egg-shaped chap is a victim of "smooth shading", and that underneath all that round, he's actually very chunky. We love him.
Personally, we think it's a testament to human imagination that it's possible to see a triangle with a face and think, "aw, a lil frog!" It's also a testament to the skills of the modellers and texture artists that all of these are recognisable animals, even if they are a bit chunky.
What's your favourite low-poly animal from a game? Let us know in the comments.
[source twitter.com]
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Oh man, I love it. Low poly stuff is bizarrely charming despite looking genuinely rubbish.
Where's Low-Poly man from Spider Man?
edit: Nvm, I didn't read "Animals" ^^
Richard is a good boy, despite looking like petting him would lacerate your hand.
“ it's possible to see a triangle with a face and think, "aw, a lil frog!" ”
Has someone been watching Hey Duggee again?
Uniqlo special edition ditto: T-to
All my animals my whole life have had people names
Cats:
Roger
Kyle
Josh
Julie
Rupert
Monty
Dog:
Raleigh
Richard is a great name for a good boy
@everynowandben My dog had a dog name. It was called whineBARKBARKRUFF
Kate, your articles never fail to amuse me
Also my dad is called Richard
You could throw pretty much any animal from Super Mario 64 (penguins, Yoshi, etc.) into this and it would fit.
And no. It is a crime to name anyone or anything Richard today.
@Bon_Kurei That’s funny, my dog is called Daddy.
The entire cast of Fire Emblem Awakening is jealous of this penguin from MySims Kingdom and their toes.
They're definitely not realistic...but also not bad!
You can still get away with a reasonably low poly count these days anyway. As long as I can support the silhouette then I don't mind letting normal maps do the work.
@nessisonett don't make me slap your wrists, nessi!
Member when these looked amazing? I member.
Hey, that ninja mouse is my work colleague! He's pretty darned good at his job, too! Don't be fooled by his diminutive appearance; he is actually a 7th degree black belt in Hokuto No Ken!
NINJA APPROVED
I've seen a fair share of gimmicky Twitter accounts in my time. I can say objectively that this right here is a top tier gimmick.
My favorite low poly anthro animal from Animal Boxing NDS.
Well it's too bad that Twitter is an absolute must-avoid.
Kate’s wit and charm is such a blessing to this site.
That seagull is beautiful, and something I'm sure I never noticed even though I put countless hours into that game many years ago. Also, I like the sudden, random poll in the middle of the article. I voted "no".
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