Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

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What would a Nintendo Game be like if it Had Chuck Norris as a main Character?

The credits would roll as soon as you press start to begin the game.

Are you looking forward to an endless list of user created Kaizo levels in Super Mario Maker?

Very slow.
Uh... Jeans?

No, the ground shouts at me whenever I get my shovel out.

Are we in a cartoon?

I don't know, but my dog just ran outside!

Where did you go?

i went in to ojimon world!
where do ojimon come from?

They were accidentally created during a heated political discussion.

Is there still time to get a coke?

Say "Please".
Buttered toast?

it's a small block that you can make or throw it in TimeSplitters 2
what if there was a Pokeman Yuck?

No answer for your non-existent question.

What's a furry? Is it edible?

It's like Martha Stewert only with less pot(s).

If Malcom is in the Middle, then who is right?

I don't know.

What exactly is Shulk feeling?

It.
The big bad wolf huffed and puffed and.... ate a cookie?

Nooooooo. I needed that cookie to pay off my gambling debts.

This statement is a lie?

Sticks out clenched fists
In one my hands.

Hey! I've been scammed! Why does my new computer come with a mouse, but not a rat or a cat?!

By destroying Earth. The moon can also be incinerated, it's always looking so smug up there.

How should I stroke a stripy spotted snake?

To defeat the barrel, you must become the barrel. I recommend a flamethrower, those seem to work well.
But how does one defeat a jedi master?

By Force Choking them.
What if Scooby Doo met Pokemon

"Scooby Scooby Doo! Where are you?! We've got some 'catch 'em all' to do now!"
Can I use the quadratic formula to find out how tall my wife will be?

Yes, but it's a bit of a fudge. You need to assume that x is equal to 42, stick a few pi symbols in there (apple pies work best), replace the b with a batman symbol, and you'll need to beat a Castlevania game every time you see the letter c.

How do I defeat gravity?