Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

SOMEONE CALL BATMAN!
Why the heck is school starting so soon?!

School? Is that still on?
How does taking a shower work?

Ask the makers of Duracell batteries to change their mascot from a rabbit to... say, a hawk.
How about no?

Only if no means yes and yes means no
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Board closed

(I'm assuming the above poster is joking, if not then sorry)

But I'm bored with collecting all of these boards.

How did you know that I was wearing a fake moustache?

Easy. only Mario has the best, legit mustache ever. Everybody else that has a mustache is just trying to be a ripoff.
What if that guy from the State Farm adverts DID LET GO of his kids?

Anthony Kiedis' band would get mistaken for the ever popular band "Blue Cold Ice Cream", causing everyone to be addicted to jazz.

Why doesn't Wikipedia say hello to me?

no only a zebra
are you craving my McNuggets?

No you CAN'T-alope
who is the best smash character, pikachu, pikachu or pikachu?

3b's, an a and a y. Mix them up with some fresh vegetables, and fry them in a toaster.

How do I catch a shooting star?

If you're having to try then maybe you're trying to hard. Try a little harder.

Why does love always feel like a xX--B4TtL3FIELDx--Zx[F4zE] ?

The magic conch says"Maybe someday"

Do robots dream of electric sheep?

If we ever were to accomplish true AI, I bet they would dream about something different everytime, just like humans, that is if something like a dream mode while in sleep mode would be implemented. At this current moment though, they don't, since true AI hasn't been realised yet no robot can actively dream in the official definition of the word.

Do you like waffles?

Only on Tuesdays.
Unicorns or Ponies?

none.
Who is the king of Marmar Island

Donald Trump.
If I had five walnuts and a squirrel stole three, how many shots would it take to down Ridley?

One, because he's too big.
Is Skeletor secretly the president?

Offtopic: this avatar is dancing in sync with the music i'm listening to lol

Yes, Skeletor is secretly the president. Also, the president is secretly Skeletor and they are both dancing with Luigi.

Who put food colouring in the ocean to give it its blue colour?