Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Because 4 is the best number.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Your rank in Splatoon.
Define 'irony.'

Steve Jobs.
Where's Bubble buddy?

Latin for "minions." If you listen closely in Despicable Me, you can hear it! Trust me!

Would Amiibo Festival be better than an actual Animal Crossing game?

Yeah. I hear it's getting 10s everywhere in the 5th dimension, so...
When do I get to play a Father game?

When sharing cheese is strictly prohibited.

How many chocolate bars could Wario fit in his nostrils?

A lot... except Wario hates chocolate.
What if I told you, however, that I'm the inventor of the chocoEARLY?! Would you eat that?

Both.

Why is watermelon?

Salute with three fingers

What is a stupid answer?

Wear a bathrobe and play 70s music

Do you have mew mew style?

Nope, I traded the mew mew style for some choo choo style.

How does a kid turn into a squid?

Probably.

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

Who wants to go on a road trip to the moon?

I heard Venus is the best place for summer, so NO! NOT ME!
Are we getting a Nintendo InDirect soon?

Yep directly from our reliable source: Unseen64.
Why is grass green?

Magic.
What would happen if I sneezed and coughed at the same time?

Yes, Canadian bacon.

Why did Nintendo redesign Mario today?

Sorry, not a student of Backwardian. I hear it's the hardest language in the world.
Yes... I mean, No... UH... I mean Ye-- NO!! Um... er... Noyes?

Toast is dating ms. toast
how the earth down there?

The earth is grounded.

Is Shulk feeling the Monado's power?