@ 110percentful: You jerk! You just stole my idea! Just kidding. Heh heh heh. I've got a yo mama joke, and this goes to Sean Aaron. "Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles came out!"
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@ 110percentful: You jerk! You just stole my idea! Just kidding. Heh heh heh. I've got a yo mama joke, and this goes to Sean Aaron. "Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles came out!"
You obviously did not even read the first post. If it's not ok to target a certain religion, why would it be ok to target a specific person? besides, that was lame.
Just let it happen.
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Okay, I got another one (I think): A person got transported to VeggieLand, and when he asked for directions to where he was, only one answered. That one said to him:
Lettuce Walk Around
[rimshot] I thought I had it after the egg joke. ='(
Heres one that is a little insulting to people of my gender. So, there are 3 guys stranded on an island, and on the other side of the island are their homes. In between is a moat, which is full of sharks and alligators [and electric eels].They each get one wish to get across. The first guy wishes for a boat. Halfway through the water, the boat sinks and he gets eaten by sharks and alligators [and shocked by electric eels]. The second guy wishes for a helicopter. Halfway through the air, the helicopter blows up and he falls into the moat,where he is eaten by sharks and alligators [and shocked by electric eels]. The last guy wishes he was smart, so he turns into a girl and walks across the bridge.
Just let it happen.
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I can haz cheezburger=Best site ever This thread is fun to read, but i havent got any jokes at the moment. EXCEPT 2 guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. fatality...
Once I was sitting in maths, doing some revision on quadratic equations. Naturally, as I was not very interested, my mind began to wander. Then, there was a galactic alignment, and the cosmic wisdom of the universe spoke to me. All of a sudden I had a flash of inspiration and I formulated the perfect bad pun. With a combination of horrible wordplay and mathematics relation. If you don't get it, you don't get it. If you get it, you're going to be in shock. Ahem: "What does a rich quadratic equation wear? A MONIC-le."
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" To which the grasshopper replies, "Really? You have a drink called Carl?"
A bear walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Could I get a Bud........... Light?" The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?" The bear lifts up his paws, looks at them for a second, then replies "Oh, I don't know. I've just always had 'em."
Bad joke or good joke? Despite the fact that I'm creative, I cannot create a tasteful joke that works. A starboy was walking on the frozen river, but suddenly the river decided to melt. Everywhere except where he was standing the ice melted. He could not get anywhere, and if he fell in the water he would freeze. What kinda trouble was he in?
Bad joke or good joke? Despite the fact that I'm creative, I cannot create a tasteful joke that works. A starboy was walking on the frozen river, but suddenly the river decided to melt. Everywhere except where he was standing the ice melted. He could not get anywhere, and if he fell in the water he would freeze. What kinda trouble was he in?
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