Topic: Tell a joke

I don't can someone explain?

Never mind I get it now.

Here are some from Dutch comedian Herman Finkers. I think they translate well into other languages as well:

"My wife and I had decided that if our upcoming baby would be a girl, she would go by the name 'Coriander'. Needless to say, we really hoped the baby would turn out to be a boy."

"No, I am not married. My in-laws suffered from infertility."

"Your wedding is the most beautiful day of the rest of your life."

"Hello, neighbour, today I got my swimming licence."
"Really, so if I throw you in the water right now, you can get out on your own?"
"Yes, sir."
"Well, I guess there's no point in throwing you in then."

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Isabell necesary on a bike.