Have you ever got bored and you just need a good laugh well heres your laugh central post jokes comment on them or tell diffrent versions of a joke.No innapropriate jokes please (no 'yo momma' jokes either, thank you).
"Love your ego, you won't feel a thing, always number one, the pen with a bent wrist crooked king, sign away our peace, for your war, one word and it's over." ~ Deadmau5
I blonde woman is driving over the speed limit and gets pulled over by a blonde cop. The cop gets out and walks over to her car. The cop asks "Can I see your license?" "Whats a license?" the blonde says "Its a small square thing with your picture on it." The blonde woman digs in her purse, pulls out and opens her compact mirror and hands it to the blonde cop. "Oh," the cop says, " if you just told me you were a police officer, I would have let you go on your way."
could we drop the blonde jokes and the 'lol women in the kitchen' jokes, plz? we all know they exist, we don't need our faces rubbed in it. :/
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To pick up the blue rupee that had fallen out of the back pocket of a sizable man with a large brown beard and who had been riding on a wagon drawn by horses to the royal castle up on the hill through the marketplace to go to a hearing for himself after he had been caught stealing turnips from a local farmer who had in fact been participating in illegal activities as well, selling the turnips that he bought for 2 rupees at 6 rupees in the market and then claiming they were his own produce which brought a lot of attention to his farm as he also sold illegal blueberries in the blackmarket in the alleyway beside the store that sold different types of carpet and rugs which is owned by a short man who always favours the left side of the sidewalk because walking on the inside leaves you prone to being hit by the waste which people in the town of noobdom dump out of their windows at random times and who (the man), on a morning stroll, decided to go up to the castle and watch the hearing concerning the man who's girth was unmatched who was in fact going to use said rupee to bribe the judge from sentencing him to death (which is the punishment for stealing turnips) and now who has no way to get out of this one other than being excecuted and the Tingle who had taken the rupee in fact spent it on a chicken that came from the same farmer who sells illegal blackberries to start his own chicken farm and turn a profit of 5 rupees per egg of the chickens which he is cross-breeding with dragons to up the value of the eggs and make over 9000 rupees within one week. Just goes to show one man's unfortune is a Tingle's fortune or something
Animals scent their area to mark their territory. But to mark our territory when we move into someones house, we immediately take down the idiots wallpaper and put ours up.
Now here's a way of marking our territory for longer... before you put up your wallpaper, buy a tin of blood red paint and put on the wall:
"I WILL KILL AGAIN!"
Wait for it to dry and then put your wallpaper up.
Now you don't get to see the punch line of this little practical joke, but you do get a warm feeling inside when you hand the keys over in 5 or 6 years time.
could we drop the blonde jokes and the 'lol women in the kitchen' jokes, plz? we all know they exist, we don't need our faces rubbed in it. :/
ya sorry didn't mean to offend anybody, but that throws most of my good jokes out the window. what don't get though, is we all know that the stereotypes arent true, so why can't we joke around about them? some of them are really funny joke, and just so happen to use a blonde person because of that old stereotype. in no way are any of us actually meaning to demean anybody, just having fun.
but i will do as you wish and not make anymore,
@bleachfan, i laughed so hard, ive heard a few before but those were good. i give you props.
i will have to think of a new joke now, i just had a appropriate one to
"Love your ego, you won't feel a thing, always number one, the pen with a bent wrist crooked king, sign away our peace, for your war, one word and it's over." ~ Deadmau5
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