Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but you crash into the ground every fives seconds

I wish to see everything

Granted, but your brain melts from what you see.
I wish people would let me finish my posts.

Granted but they always say something right after you so you need to say something else.

I wish I could be First place in the backloggery

Granted now you are literally in the Backloggery.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Granted but you think of too many things and your brain overheats

I wish that my brother was never so mean

Granted, now your brother is nice, but your sister isn't.

I wish to be the 800th poster.
Oh wait, I change my mind. I wish for longer weekends.

Granted, now there is school on the weekends.
I wish there was no school.

Granted, but then when you get a job you only make $6 an hour.

I wish my sister wasn't such a jerk to me...

Granted now your mother is a jerk.

I wish I could relax for once

Granted but you can't really relax because you're trying to hard to relax.

I wish I had money.

Granted but It only works on Mars

I wish I was doing something that isn't this

Granted, now your playing E.T. on the 2600 from beginning to end.

I wish Lynyrd Skynyrd wasn't all dead but one.

Granted but now they are all too old and performing is too stressful for their poor old bodies.
I wish my computer was faster.

Granted, but your computer's so fast, it blows to bits.

I wish I had French fries.

Granted but the cuss you out in French.

I wish I had a LAZA!!!!!

Granted, but it malfunctioned.

I wish I wish I wish I wish...

Granted, but the nonsensical word you posted was mis interpreted for the word "Lava", which was them poured on top of you.

I wish all the ladies would compliment me.

Granted. They compliment your new paper bag on your face

I wish I can rule all of Nintendo Life

Granted but we revolt and hang you by your thumbs.

I wish that lz will never rule all of Nintendolife. (OH NO WHAT DID I JUST DO!!!!!??????)

Granted. I will only rule 99.9% of N-life

I wish Toon Link would be a mod for a little while