Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but you are a ninja stripper.

I wish this wretched apartment didnt leak heat

Granted, now it leaks gasoline.

I wish for a big bowl of Hunt's band strawberry jell-o.

Granted, you recive a big bowl of strawberry Jell-o after all of your teeth have been knocked out.

I wish I had the time to finish reading all 162 chapters of Monster.

Granted, but now they add 162 more chapters after you are finished reading.

I wish I could find my Portrait of Ruin cartridge.

Granted. But you lose all of your systems in the process of looking for it!!!! lol

I wish I had all those games that I don't have yet.

Granted, you now have every game in existence. The bailiffs will be arriving tomorrow to pick up your payment. I suggest you have the 5,000,000,000,000 dollars ready or they may get stabby.
I wish Iz would change his avatar back.

Granted but now you have to change your avatar.

I wish Pokemon were real.

Granted. They are real, but it's another term for hemorrhoids.

I wish Illusion of Gaia would come out on VC.

Granted but your wii broke after you downloaded it and before you could play it.

I wish I had a blue N64.

@Superpeach: Granted, but it's so sad it can't play any games.

I wish that Goldeneye 007 came out on VC.

Granted but your Wii has problems and can't download it.

I wish I had a genie to corrupt my wishes instead of people.

Granted. But since he corrupts wishes, he's evil, and he kills you.

I wish I had a lot of really good food right now!!!!

Granted but they are all poisoned.

I wish I had A New Game to play

Granted but it eats you.

I wish I had a pebble.

Granted, now it becomes The Flintstones character Pebbles.

I wish I could play Terranigma on my SNES.

Granted. But now its the only game that your Super Nintendo will play, and even then, it only sits at the title screen. lol

I wish I didn't have class at 6:00p.m.

Granted now it's at 6:01 p.m.

I wish March would come faster.

Granted, it is March of 1160 B.C.

I wish I had some snow over here

Granted. But now it's all you have. No house, no sun, no land...just snow. lol

I wish I had as many wishes as I wanted.

Granted but they can only be related to killing yourself

I wish I was rich