Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted. Sucks to be you!
I wish that the Thanksgiving weekend was longer.

Granted, but it was last weekend.
I wish I could finish my games up so I could get to playing my wiiU without feeling guilty. :3

Granted, you find your 30 copies of Majora's Mask :3
I wish for a Wara Wara Machine (do I have to spell it out :/ )

Granted, but it backfires on you in the most unspeakable of ways

I wish I would travel to places I haven't been to before

Granted, but you end up in a garbage dump in South Dakota
I wish my pompadour was even more awesome

Granted, it's so awesome that everyone grows jealous of you for it

I wish for a dish of delicious French fries

Granted,but they're German Fires .

I wish for a Topic,so awesome,everybody will say"That's an Awesome topic dude"

Granted, but now no one will talk to you 'case of their envy towards it

I wish I could never get hungry or thirsty again, and that I was forever full

Granted, but you now have the sh*ts forever.

I wish for a cup of lava.

Granted and now you've got hot hands, sir!

I wish I had Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate for 3DS already. -_-

Granted, but it freezes when you try to hunt a great Jaggi
I wish everyone had a pompadour

Granted, but it is not as spectacular as Groose's.
I wish I could predict what people are about to do or say.

Granted, now you're a psychic who's a danger to be near

I wish I had wings on my back irl

Granted, but they are useless like Pits
I wish people would use rotten, smelly fish instead of swords

Granted, but now no one will fight them anymore because they reek

I wish I could find the underwater city of Atlantis

Granted,you get the Disney Film,brilliant is that.

I wish for you to wish,for a wish,a wish so wishy washy,that it would make even the slightest wish envy.

_{Brilliant and underrated =)}
Granted, now the wish is so complex that it's really hard to make out, and is therefore hard to unwish

I wish I wasn't afraid of dogs

Granted, but you walk up to a dog and it bites you
I wish for a pet monkey that would live forever and not hurl poop at me

Granted, but your pet monkey Carl decides to skin you alive while you sleep and use your skin as a tent as it migrates back for its forever life in the jungle.

I wish that the thanksgiving day parade didn't have so much commentary.

Granted, now it's all silent, like the night

I wish I had a magic hat