Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now it's all silent, like the night

I wish I had a magic hat

Granted, but the hat doesn't fit
I wish someone would fly me back to Skyloft

Granted. The hat kills all ponys and turns bronies into cabbage.
I wish "to be under the sea. In a octopus's garden..."

No one granted my wish

I will
Granted, but they rob you when you get back
I wish Popo would stop risking his life for me, do they know how ridiculous they look

P.S. - nice hair

Granted, I keep risking my life

I wish Nintendo announced Ice Climbers U.

What about me!

Granted, you drown
I wish that I was a Popos_potato

Granted, but now you're cooked and turned into fries and chips

I wish kindness was appreciated by everyone

Granted, then everybody turns around and worships that cat sitting "right" over there.
I wish that I did't drown in the octopus's garden

Granted, the plants in the octopus' garden devoured you instead

I wish I could teach a classroom

Granted, the kids are those creepy alein kids from Invader Zim and kill you, like bronie blood, kills all bronies
I wish for the decoruption of all the wishes

Granted, because of all the positive energy created by the decorruption process, the balance of the universe is thrown off and the only way to restore it is to sacrifice Miyamoto.

I wish for ice to climb.

granted but the slide down after there done
I wish @Popo_man would believe stop calling me an imposter

Granted, now someone else is called an impostor instead

I wish everyone in this planet was nice and generous

They are so genorus and nice, bronies to shame.
I wish for Geeks to take over the world and RED team to finnaly beat BLU team.

Granted they instead murge to create the PRPLE team

I wish the universe would collapse killing evryone, including me, and we would all wake up in a exremely clean grate in a new universe as Purple Pikmin and I would be bitten somehow by a Pirple Pikmin. (The wish has returned.)

Granted; But there are Bulbears about as well.
I wish that Pikmin were real.

Granted, but they have a taste for human blood, so they wipe out all of humanity!

I wish that the Wii U will be a great success!

Granted, it out sells the Gamecube by one console :3 (success isnt always measured on how popular it is)
I wish for immortality without haiving to feed of living organisms..... (someone used that on the last time I wished for this)